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Mithridatism- The practice of protecting oneself against a poison by gradually self-administering non-lethal amounts. "You're all that matters to me." In which, you get human trafficked only to be saved by some vigilante, and. Now you're stuck in South Park. Infamous for its uh... Abnormality. But hey! At least you can consume poisons legally now! Except your so-called admirers would never allow that... Y?SOUTH PARK X F!READER

The flight felt like it took days upon days to end... maybe it was because you felt too jittery to fall asleep for many hours and only successfully rested for about two. Your mother got you up at the asscrack of dawn (around 6:00 in the morning), and instructed you to get yourself ready. You didn't... really feel like yourself. From the lack of sleep to the jitters to the fact that you're leaving what you once knew... it just felt like a lot.

(𝙔!𝙎𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙤!𝙎𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙝 𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙭 𝙂𝙉!𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧) ❝𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗮 𝗯𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗳 𝘀𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸𝘀!❞ ❝𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺, 𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗹 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝗲.❞

(y / n ) (l / n ) A sweet girl inside and out....unless you manage to get on her bad side. Kenny Mccormick The school's player, cheater, womanizer, sex god, one-night stand, you name it. He had every gullible girl in the palm of his hands. Well, except for this one girl named (y/n). To make it worse, she is his next target. Unfortunately for him, she hates his guts. Read about two ememies that slowly bond together. Is there love? Jealousy? Is it cheesy? Yes, but what's the fun in that if everything was realistic? Disclaimer : I don't own South Park or any SP affiliated characters, just the plot. PG-13 Swearing; Violence; Sensitive topics;Suggested themes; Sexual jokes; Badly placed puns; Triggers; It's a South Park fanfic for crying out loud, what any less do you expect!? Enjoy!

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"𝙒𝙝𝙮 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙙𝙙𝙚𝙣?" .... "𝙒𝙚𝙡𝙡, 𝙨𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙮 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙧𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙣𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙡 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙤𝙣𝙘𝙚." ____________ "𝑰𝒏 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒉 𝒂 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 𝒇𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒊𝒏 𝒂𝒏 𝒖𝒏𝒇𝒂𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒂𝒓 𝒃𝒐𝒅𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒎𝒑𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒖𝒏𝒄𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒚𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒃𝒆𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒊𝒕." ____________ 𝘚𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦, 𝘐 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘰𝘸𝘯 [𝘕𝘢𝘮𝘦] 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧.

this is a South Park x reader if you didn't know, in this fanfic, there will be offensive jokes, cussing, and other stuff! you would expect this because it's South Park. Also, I don't own the pictures/art!

Post covid south park oneshots. NO LEMONS!! or smut allowed.

This will be South Park x Reader. I'll accept all requests and will do almost anything you ask for. I'm not setting a day to update this cause I'll be updating when ever really. Please note: I do NOT own south park or am affiliated with them in any way. I'm just a fan with no life. :P

For all of you Christophe fans out there ;)

just read the introduction :) started: [1/26/20] ended: ???

(STORY CANCELED) Idk what I'm doing, I'm just experimenting and my friend wanted me to make one.

The New Kid finds himself in a spot of trouble when he falls for the beautiful Princess Kenny, he is a brave and noble warrior who cannot be distracted by things like girls. His commander, The Grand Wizard, will protect the Princess at all costs, to ensure that no harm can come to her and that no men will find themselves in her heart. Douchebag can't help himself from putting on an extravagant show of a fight when Princess Kenny is watching, he loves the way her eyes light up and she claps excitedly whenever he wins. How will he drag himself out of the hole he has dug himself so deep into, and focus on his true task, saving the Stick of Truth?

/philophobia/ • n A fear of being in love or falling in love. Usually because of past relationships or family issues. -- Y/N L/N moved around all her life due to her parents job, she never really had any friends up until her parents got a divorce, with her mother winning custody she was finally able to move back to her home town of south Park Colorado. While living in South Park, she always felt as if she were in the background, unimportant, just another face to fill the empty space - but this time it was different - she found herself gaining attention. maybe 10th grade wouldn't be like the 4th grade all over again. -- all characters are 15-16 and in the 10th grade (sophomore year of highschool)

(DISCONTINUED) South Park. A town in the middle of Colorado, and your new home! Traveling to a new place, and one that nearly no one knows of, isn't exactly the best situation to be put in. However, the little spark of adventure that comes with going someplace unknown is most definitely present. Hopefully, you'll be able to make your mark in the quiet, little mountain town. In a good way, of course.

yor the new kid in a small snowy mountain town in Colorado, South Park! Your first friend was Kyle, and he introduced you to Stan,Kenny, and Cartman. Once Stan knew you better and you knew the others better...he's been acting different around you lately. When you try to talk to him, he almost throws up. A few times, he has, and he keeps staring at you all the time in class.What happens next?

basically a bunch of south park one-shots btw, the first few are unfinished stories that i wrote for myself request information inside:)

It's senior year! Usually, any other high school student would be delighted at being so close to freedom. But unfortunately, (Y/N) had the displeasure of moving states over the summer, forced to begin her senior year in an all new town at an all new high school. Being made to move in with your estranged father after your mother got arrested can be hard- as well as having to quickly adjust to leaving all your friends and close family back in your home state. In Connecticut, (Y/N) was a kind, gentle virgin soul. Watch her downward spiral into promiscuity as she learns to cope with the seclusion she feels in Colorado, as well as the craziness of living in the obscurity of a town called South Park. *She/Her pronouns only. *All characters are aged up. (18+) *Minimal canon character ships. *Skippable smut. *Main cast x reader. (requests for other characters x reader open.)