Historias de Spaceorcs

I found some stuff scrolling through Tumblr so... I guess I'm writing this now.

As the Intergalactic Alliance's lead Human Researcher, devoted to studying and cataloging the strange and unpredictable species, it is my duty to report the experiences of those lucky few aboard the Constellation 556, the first science vessel to bring a human on board as a crew member, partially against their will. {This is the first thing I have posted, as well as the first thing I've ever let strangers read, so I apologize if it's terrible! The chapters will be more like short one-shots or flash fics, like episodes in a series. These are intended to be funny and have an overarching story. I will /try/ to post a new part, or one shot, every week! Enjoy!}

Just some random stories I come up with.

Humans are really a category of their own when it comes to the known intelligent life of this universe. This guide aims to help you keep you and your crew in the loop on human behavior. Wishing you safe hyper-jumps! ~ highest ranking: #7 in humansareweird #2 in spaceorcs #383 in aliens #750 in space

Jazz finds herself in a bit of trouble when her ship is attacked and loses her incredible ability to gain another. Read to find out more

Kaztegs is an archeologist from the planet Drat. One day while exploring a debris field they tried to pick up an armed warhead and badly damaged their ship. With rescue light years off and systems failing rapidly they turn towards a primitive inhabited planet called Terra. During descent they're hit with more space debris and crash to the planet's surface. There they integrate into a human society while waiting for rescue. This is Kaztegs' adventures of living in the human town called Rockwell in a place called Maine.

Most movies portray aliens as the weird ones, but what if we were weirder? Every short chapter showcases 6 college students and their alien friends, as they demonstrate how odd humans actually are compared to what Mother Nature intended. So sit back, relax, and learn that caffeine is supposed to be poison :D Update: 2/24/22 "Humans are Confusing" reached 1st in #humanspaceorcs. Thank you for all the support :D Update: 3/22/22 We reached 1K views let's go!

Humans are scary and live on a death world. These are not mine and I could not find a book on here with them so I'm going to do it myself.

Based off of many a Tumblr post, I decided to write this.

Just some drabbles from my favorite tag.

Humanity made contact with the aliens and they actually get along pretty well. Despite humans being very odd and the aliens not really having any real way to deal with it. [A series of Oneshots in the Humans are Space Orcs verse]

Just a bunch of short stories of aliens discovering just how odd humans really are

¯\_ (ツ)_/¯ -Tumblr prompts that were on my "All" page and recommended for my writer board on Pinterest -#onlyingotham "tweets" from the #OnlyInGotham tumblr page -Other prompts that I find on Pinterest -Writing Warm-up Prompts -none of these are finished im sorry

This is not mine, I took inspiration from many tumblr posts. To find the originals I'd look up Humans are Space Orcs in google images.

unfinished - just a space story that will 99% likely get buried lmao

A collection of Human and Alien AUs.

Aliens make contact with humanity. Humanity quickly becomes part of the galactic scene. The different alien species quickly discover that they weren't ready for us.

Inspired by the space orc tag on Tumblr, I decided to make my own story revolving around three close alien friends!