Spamton قصص

NO QUITTING, WE WRITE LIKE REAL MEN. I'm back bitches. also glitched, have to republish picture cred : dynabunz on Pinterest (they're cool, check em out)

After the events in TV World, Tenna was given a second chance by the Lightners. What he didn't expect was to give a certain someone a second chance of his own. This is so obviously a Spamtenna fanfic, I love you Spamtenna I'm low-key not proud of the cover New chapters weekly starting August. Updates to chapters may or may not happen.

A self insert of the author of this story turns into a self aware Dreepy with all his memories intact in the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe but instead of becoming a hero that does dungeon crawling, he becomes a dishwasher in Spinda's Cafe where the story turns into a surreal workplace sitcom full of: fourth wall breaking, reality warping nonsense, and pure internet humor. IBADTADITPU may include:

« ˡᵒᵛᵉ ᵘˢ ᵗᵒᵍᵉᵗʰᵉʳ ᵃⁿ ᵉᵃᵗᵉʳ ⁱ ⁿᵉᵉᵈ ʰᵉʳ » kris x female reader/krissoul HEADS UP‼️ Because this dynamic is already toxic by default (Kris and Player), this one will be too. There is probably NOT going to be a completely happy ending for you two. It's toxic okay? But, there is acceptance and learning to accept one another later on :p Some topics that may appear: Co-dependency, hatred, forced proximity, betrayal, thoughts of violence, abandonment, shame. maybe a few hugs and maybe a kiss, not anything more than that- and NO, there isn't smut. You're weird if you're looking for that. These are teenagers. on A03, same title, username: renoxeno on a03

Sunny lives a normal life as the only other human in Hometown. What could she possibly suspect when asked to receive chalk from the school supply closet?

Spamton is the only mailman in all of Underground and leads a quiet life. One day, while sorting out a mess caused by Dummy at Tenna's house, he discovers a letter written by Tenna. Spamton thinks it's just one of those letters he always writes for Mettaton's show, but he discovers that it was actually a love confession to Spamton himself. From then on, things start to get weird for both of them.

A little Deltarune analysis of all those mysterious caught into the whole Shadow Crystal thing and whatnot, where I'll try looking as deep as I can see into their characters, and even leave out personal theories of mine! ⚠️‼️THIS CONTAINS CHAPTER 5 SPOILERS, DO NOT CHECK IF YOU DON'T WANNA GET SPOILED‼️⚠️ Art and everything by Toby Fox and Temmie Chang!

The night is young and Spamton is getting hungry! What will he do?!

One day you were minding your own business, enjoying the internet, and one wrong click turned your computer completely haywire! The next thing you know a strange small man is yammering on about deals and heart shaped objects? [Credit goes to my Bestie for making this cover]

Thing I originally posted on ao3

If you haven't read the first meme filled book, you should. A lot of stuff gets explained here.Memes are still present but the tone shifts to something more serious. ALRIGHT LETS GOOOO!! [Placeholder cover is a screenshot from A Funny Deltarune Animatic- its great watch it :D]

Ask Spamton a Bunch of ((Juicy)) Questions.

This AU takes place in a zombie plague like world which as it's effects on how the Darkners work and how they worlds look. Tbilisi is my 2nd attempt at this and this is being created post Chapter 2 of DeltaRune.

Berdly, a cute nerdy blue bird, falls in love with Mart, a taller and stronger male blue bird with a kind smile. Berdly confesses his feelings, admitting he's gay and thinks Mart is amazing. To Berdly's delight, Mart feels the same way and they share a sweet, gentle kiss. The two begin a beautiful relationship full of love, laughter, and new memories.

Swatch hates the song 'All I want for Christmas is you'. The amount of times it would blair through the color cafe speakers during christmas season made them quick to despise it. Especially when it was the only song that would play. Sure there'd be a different song playing occasionally, whether it be 'let it snow' or 'baby it's cold outside' but that was rare. Everytime the song ended they would pray a different song would play, but then they'd hear the cursed, "iiiIiiiiIiiiIIiI" and knew it was about to start all over again. ~~ Spamton loves the song 'All I want for Christmas is you' It was Spamtons first year in Queens mansion when the soon-to-be christmas classic, 'All I want for Christmas is you' was released. He remembered the instant love he felt for the song when he had heard it in the Color cafe for the first time. He enjoyed the tune and lyrics, and could easily listen to it all day everyday. ~~~~~~~~~~ Basically, just a one-shot of Swatchton Christmas angst, because why not

How spamton and jevil got a divorce

What happens when Ruby gets an offer to be a Big Shot from a certain salesman?

What if, instead of Kris loading Spamton into the NEO body, Kris loads him into the Mew Mew body? Dread, humor, and snark ensues. only posting this here while i wait for my ao3 invitation cover by madhisan from deviantart

you find spamton in a alley way then you rap battle him then pull out a gun and fucking kill him 😱