Spamton Stories

Once upon a time, a Legend was whispered among shadows. It was a Legend of Hope, Dreams, Light and Dark. Although under the Claws of a Pitch Black Demon King, this Legend was Bound to Change, if not a tiny bit. For millenia, Light and Dark have lived in balance, Bringing peace to the World. But if this harmony were to shatter... a terrible calamity would occur. The sky will run black with terror And the land will crack with fear. Then, her heart pounding... The EARTH will draw her final breath... Only then, shining with hope... Three Heroes appear at Worlds' edge. A Human, A Monster, And a Prince From The Dark. Only they can seal the fountains And banish the Angel's Heaven. Only then will balance be restored, And the World saved from destruction... but oh how legends change... for as the Human and Monster arrive... the two heroes are followed in each stride by a Third Being of the Light... His very existence is confusing... World bending even... Now that I think about it... This isn't how the story originally goes... Is this New Character truly a being of the Light? Maybe he hails from the Darkness? Or Is He Beyond Even That? Oh, how the world is forced to change, when the Strings of Fate fall out of a Dog's hands, and into those of a Demon King. This is the Legend of D̵̨͕̜̣̫̭̅͊̾͛̚ẻ̴͈̯͗̃ĺ̵̡̮͔̿̇̄͛͋-̷̢̹͉̘͛̽ḍ̴̘̔̀́́͝͠Ë̶̺̪͖͔́̀̌͛͝L̵̛̹̗̓̿͝-̷̠̮̜̻͚̍̍̓̓̃͜D̵̲̙̱̈́̋͌̄̋E̶̪̻̻̻͙͊ĺ̵̢̡̮̺̦̯͗-̶̢̧̻̳͐̓̀̔D̶̮̭͇͓̺̅͆̈́̂͑͝E̶̡̡̞͉̕͠Ľ̶̨͔͉̮̱̜̏̽̈-̸̭͕̫̄̃͝d̸̘̤̈́̇̍̏̎͝e̵͕̮̥̝͙̿̄̿̈́͘ͅl̵̨̞̤̱̥̅-̸̡̬̟̲̰͈̒͋ . .. ... .... ..... .... ... .. . "This Game is Great... But I'm gonna do the thing I always do. Now I'd like to welcome you too: King Kado's Deltaruins."

After the events in TV World, Tenna was given a second chance by the Lightners. What he didn't expect was to give a certain someone a second chance of his own. This is so obviously a Spamtenna fanfic, I love you Spamtenna I'm low-key not proud of the cover New chapters biweekly starting August. Updates to chapters may or may not happen.

A self insert of the author of this story turns into a self aware Dreepy with all his memories intact in the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe but instead of becoming a hero that does dungeon crawling, he becomes a dishwasher in Spinda's Cafe where the story turns into a surreal workplace sitcom full of: fourth wall breaking, reality warping nonsense, and pure internet humor. IBADTADITPU may include:

Mr. Antenna, show host of TV Time, recently heard about this tiny salesman in Cyber City seemingly becoming a big shot overnight. His sudden popularity intrigues Tenna and he decides to try and learn this Addison's secret to fame by playing nice. But even when Tenna's acting like he loves Spamton it begins to feel so real and he begins to question where his priorities lie. Is Spamton's company and affection worth more than chasing after the secret? Spamton was shocked by how quickly he fell for Tenna when he offered him a spot on TV Time's cast. He's never felt so heard and seen by anyone before and realizes he'd rather be nowhere else than with him. But Spamton's mysterious puppeteer, and the key to his fame, Mike, does not approve. Mike sees right through Tenna and knows exactly what he wants, but Mike won't let him have it. Spamton is torn between trying to lead a normal life with Tenna or obeying his boss. Either way he knows his life will gradually fall apart and his decent into madness is inevitable.

What the title says.

I will eventually make different people depending on what you identify as.

Ask Deltarune! Creds to idea go to @SoftboyBathWater so shout out to them! Idk if they are still on wattpad, so I will delete this book if needed :)

Swatch hates the song 'All I want for Christmas is you'. The amount of times it would blair through the color cafe speakers during christmas season made them quick to despise it. Especially when it was the only song that would play. Sure there'd be a different song playing occasionally, whether it be 'let it snow' or 'baby it's cold outside' but that was rare. Everytime the song ended they would pray a different song would play, but then they'd hear the cursed, "iiiIiiiiIiiiIIiI" and knew it was about to start all over again. ~~ Spamton loves the song 'All I want for Christmas is you' It was Spamtons first year in Queens mansion when the soon-to-be christmas classic, 'All I want for Christmas is you' was released. He remembered the instant love he felt for the song when he had heard it in the Color cafe for the first time. He enjoyed the tune and lyrics, and could easily listen to it all day everyday. ~~~~~~~~~~ Basically, just a one-shot of Swatchton Christmas angst, because why not

Uhhhh me probably just asking for suggestions Or just random things I guess Maybe art

FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS WAS ORIGINALLY THOUGHT UP AS A JOKE AND IS AN ENTIRE JOKE ITSELF. PLEASE DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY AND ATTACK ME FOR MAKING SUCH A CRINGE THING. AS SAID CRINGE THING WAS A JOKE.

Some stories WILL be innaproprate lolz I will be spinning a wheel to decide the tropes and if it'll be NSFW or not Etc. Pls see below and the chapter list for what the pairs, plots, ratings and completion statuses are Feel free to make requests for stories, dedications or special appearances!! 1: StolasCarrey (Human!Stolas x Jim Carrey) Hero x Villain: NSFW Dedicated to: Zack COMPLETE [1,265 words] 2: SpamBow (Spamton x David Bowie) Omegaverse (sorta??): NSFW Dedicated to: Drin & Twin COMPLETE [2,633 words] 3: Willans (Sans x Will Smith) Sex curse: NSFW [obvi] Dedicated to: Leo IN PROGRESS 4: Oncelec (Onceler x Alec Benjamin) Only one bed: SFW Dedicated to: Izzy And more!!

Sex. Now.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I LOVE BEING IN A DEAD FANDOM AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA please we dont even have a fandom wiki HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH this is not ok AHAHAHAHA HOW WILL I EVEN WRITE TRHIS?????? in all seiosuness. this is just a crackship because people said the two were simmilar. NOT LIKE I HAVE ANYONE TO TALK TO ABOUT THIS AHWEGW2EG23IREFB43LIFH https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeDZmTk3ASo

wink wink teeeheeee qurik quirky so funnii!!!!! feeling cute might delete hahahah amongus pees and dies uwu sussy baka!!! 🤩🤩😩💅💅💅💅💅💅💅 YOU HAVE TO BE 1+ TO READ THIS!!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡 why the hell did i make this story wth is wrong with me rn im so sorry lmao

Number six returns so that his origin and the way he came into the world is something epic for both him and those who fell into a story of overcoming adversity.

You... Your will... Made a choice that wasn't supposed to happened. The man, Kris, and Ralsie. these three never expected the player. (Y/n) to have such determination... that allowed them to do the impossible... The player (Y/n) has such determination that allowed them to separate from Kris's body. And create their own vessel... [GENDER NEUTRAL READER X SPAMTON!] [ART IS MINE! CHARACTERS AND (Y/N) IS NOT MINE! CHARACTERS MENTIONED IN THIS STORY BELONGS TO THE BELOVED TOBY FOX. THIS STORY FOLLOWS THE CANON STORY. BUT, I ADD SOME OF MY THEORIES AND WRITE IT DOWN HERE. IF YOUR QUESTIONING WHY I WROTE THIS. im... a simp ;-; -BUT BESIDES THAT! I WANTED TO WRITE FANFICTION FOR A LONG TIME. ENJOY, IF NOT, I DONT CARE, AS LONG AS YOU ARENT SO RUDE ABOUT IT! ALSO!!! SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 1 & 2 OF DELTARUNE. IF YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED IT. ITS FREE IN STEAM AND ITCH.IO ] JUST TYPE "Deltarune.com" TO DOWNLOAD THE GAME. "there are too many people wanting to fuck spamton in 4chan/YOLOcow. im not surprised." -Jae (author) :] (Story also in quotev)

This is a Spamton x Fem! Reader that takes place in a different spot in time. Kris and their friends managed to find a way to merge the light and dark worlds after their first adventure in the school's supply closet, granting both worlds' citizens the ability to travel through when they wanted. Basically, if the adults actually took Kris seriously when told about the dark world lmao. If it doesn't make sense now, you may get it when you read the story hehe

Basically every Union Academy + Abused/Bullied/Neglected Male Reader story except the Bullying/Abuse/Neglected part doesn't exist and Spamton is the main character instead of (Y/N) (L/N). idk. - Spamton died during a battle between him and the fun gang. Desperate to live again, he somewhat gets reincarnated himself into a world filled Semblances, Sacred Gears, Quirks, and other strange powers for whatever reason. But, there's one thing for sure... This is now his chance to be a [[BIG SHOT.]] - This is mostly inspired by DGPrimal's "Insane Improbability" & "The Ultimate Fright" stories.

this is a joke-

✿ lowercase intentional ✿ mature themes ✿ mild profanity ✿ self insert notes: this is an ongoing work. updates will be slow.