Истории Spamtongspamton

Swatch hates the song 'All I want for Christmas is you'. The amount of times it would blair through the color cafe speakers during christmas season made them quick to despise it. Especially when it was the only song that would play. Sure there'd be a different song playing occasionally, whether it be 'let it snow' or 'baby it's cold outside' but that was rare. Everytime the song ended they would pray a different song would play, but then they'd hear the cursed, "iiiIiiiiIiiiIIiI" and knew it was about to start all over again. ~~ Spamton loves the song 'All I want for Christmas is you' It was Spamtons first year in Queens mansion when the soon-to-be christmas classic, 'All I want for Christmas is you' was released. He remembered the instant love he felt for the song when he had heard it in the Color cafe for the first time. He enjoyed the tune and lyrics, and could easily listen to it all day everyday. ~~~~~~~~~~ Basically, just a one-shot of Swatchton Christmas angst, because why not

X reader lets goooooo. Deltarune except Berdly was based and made another dark fountain causing disaster- *kicks some art onto the cover* [plot fixing but its unnoticeable! wOo]

Spamton G. Spamton(Aka Spamton) is just a little guy, a funny man, a compressed dude. speaking through [[Advertisements]] like a promotional billboard. [[You can request any kind of story with Spamton, but be aware that I may not pick yours over another person's idea or my own. My ideas will come first if I am willing to write them.]]

Y/N worked for Queen for as long as they could remember. They were always her number one favorite staff member. They prioritized their work above anything else. They worked flawlessly and ceaselessly. Sleep was an unknown concept to them. ~~~~~ But one day, Queen found someone better than Y/N. A Darkner named Tasque Manager. She was a complete perfectionist. OCD to the max. Queen saw so much potential in Tasque Manager, that she decided Y/N was useless to her, and threw them out of the mansion. ~~~~~ Y/N ended up on the streets, sleep deprived, homeless, and alone. They couldn't go crawling back to Queen and beg her to let them stay. So they ended up in the trash zone, sleeping in a dumpster like a pathetic raccoon. ~~~~~ Except pretty soon, they'll realize they're not the only one sleeping on the streets. ~~~~~ This is written from a gender-neutral reader! This is more of a side project and will probably not have an update schedule. At least until my other book is finished. I'll probably just update when I feel like it! This story has swearing, angst, fluff... Probably no smut? But things can change! That cover art is NOT by me! It's by DD Da Artist on Deviantart! If they're not ok with me using it'll I'll take it down as soon as possible.

Yeha. YO NUMBER 6 UNDER KAS THE BLOODY HANDED HASHTAG!!! LETS GOOOOO

✨Fluff Fanfic!✨ Enjoy a romantic story between the two characters "Hajime Hinata" (From Danganronpa V2 Goodbye Despair) And "Spamton G Spamton" Our favorite number one rated salesman from Deltarune!

I am in love with a puppet man help. this is x reader and usually I use she/her pronouns just a heads up xoxo

It was meant to be, right? ------- [short fic] [completed] [word count: 421] ------- >originally posted on ao3 >i haven't touch this account since months >i dunno what to do now /lh >changed the cover to a shitpost because i can

One day, y/n was peacefully babysitting Lancer until disaster struck. Before they knew it, y/n was working for Sans, with one... interesting co-worker. ~ This started as a joke until we had too many ideas and too much fun. So here we are. A bit of stuff to know before reading: -completely sfw -y/n will be gender neutral (so they/them prns) -not triggering/no angst -this is only intended for comedic purposes -other ships that may show up are susie x noelle and undyne x alphys ~ we'll try to update weekly, but it might turn out to be more than that. enjoy!! !!all characters belong to Toby Fox!!

Running into a sketchy salesman when stumbling across him in the street is unexpected enough, but even more so when you end up stuck with a tiny version of him! [This will be completely SFW, with only some cuddling and hugs and just all that cute stuff!] (Also, if the cover artwork happens to be yours and you want me to change/remove it, please politely let me know!)

The freeze ring and the thorn ring were powerful pieces of magic equipment. How did they fall into the hands of a kind, peaceful Addison? What if the original owner wanted them back? Should be simple enough to give them back. Right? The path ahead is long and full of surprises. No one will come out of this unscathed. (This story will have some disturbing moments and topics beyond chapter 25. And even before then, there will be some dark moments. Viewer discretion is advised)

Spamtons white pale ass can't handle one grain of salt so he fucking dies

I am currently coming up with a fanfiction based on the art I make and show off. Will contain my art and any fanfiction I come up with. Disclaimer I have not seen chapter 2 of Deltarune and this will contain only bits and pieces I picked up on based on music I have heard. Hopefully you all will like my own depiction of him. I will probably update the cover later.

Sometimes the most life-changing moments happen in the blink of an eye; people we meet who touch our souls, and disappear before we truly ever get to know them- -and sometimes the stray cat you've been leaving food for outside your apartment building... was never really a cat to begin with. (cross-posting from Ao3)

do you have a shakesphere project you dont wanna do? is hamlet the most boring //ss thing youve ever read? then this is the wattpad story for you! all of your (my) favourite characters doing re-enactment of the longest shakespere play! and i dont even remember it so that well its going to be somewhat inaccurate! so maybe dont use this for a project! also all characters will be portrayed as 18 or older unless stated otherwise

You'd only known him for a few days. After coming across him in a dumpster in the back alleys of Cyber City- and freaking out that some little puppet guy had jumped in front of you and tried to sell you something -you felt bad for him. So, you decided that today would be the day you made a deal with Spamton G. Spamton. A cute little fic, mostly fluffy and comfy, a little angsty at times. !!!! Also, watch out for warnings at the front of some chapters !!!! If you know me irl no you don't, please do not perceive me 0///0 I just like the puppet man.

Spamton G Spamton has taken over my brain and if he's gonna be all I can think about might as well do something with it yaknow? NO Lemon/NSFW. Reader will always be 20+. Reader will always be Gender Neutral. Might make some platonic instead of romantic ones but they're mostly romantic. Other Deltarune characters might appear but probably not.

Spamton G. Spamton was one of the tops hit salesmen in the Dark World in 1997. Everywhere you went during that time, you'd always stumble upon a Spamton advertised product in shots or just hanging up on the walls as giant posters because of how great he was. During this time, Y/N would gaze and daydream as they stared at the salesman in awe, feeling almost hypnotized by his words. Spamton was a big inspiration to Y/N when they were in their late teen, they'd feel motivated to try to become a salesperson as well so they could become just like him, just so they'd finally be recognized for what they've got. Yet, the chance never really came as they only sat in front of an old computer and sell things on the Undernet selling website. 11 years have passed since Spamton's downfall and disappearance and nobody talks about him anymore, most don't even recognize the name nor do they know who the guy is. For Y/N though, they remembered and always talked about him, feeling interested in what caused him to just vanish. There were lots of rumors that he'd just lost it and covered it up, but there's never been proof of this. One night, Y/N goes out to collect for scraps to try to sell some products for money or at least find some sweet collectibles that are usually found in the trash since most people discard something they don't realize has a price. During their hunt, they come across something extraordinary and almost breathtaking. Because of this discovery, they knew they immediately had to get their hands on him and give him some proper treatment, seeing as where he was staying was a literal dumpster. As the two gained a strong bond during the week of the salesman staying there, Y/N can't help but gain a sudden attraction to the guy. Despite him being somewhat deranged and a bit loopy, there's just something about him that stands out and makes him so lovable. But during this journey, they learn secrets they never knew of until now. (Side note, I'm bad at grammar :,] )