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I have no idea what I'm doing with my life anymore

❝𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙬𝙝*𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙨!❞ ❝𝙈𝙮 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙... 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙙?❞ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐀𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐧 (@benedictcuminyobooty), 𝐋𝐢𝐥𝐲 (@bvckysfavoriteplum), 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐮𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐨 𝐀𝐈. ❝𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙃𝙀𝙍 𝘽𝘼𝘾𝙆❞ 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐝'𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬... 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞? ❝𝙊𝙝 𝙢𝙮 𝙜𝙤𝙙, 𝙨𝙝𝙚'𝙨 𝙜𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚𝙤𝙪𝙨...❞ ❝𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙩, 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙖𝙡.❞

A bird with a simple goal and twisted morales. Fighting alongside him is his one and only flame Dua, who is in the process of finding out what really matters to her. To complete the tripple D trio comes along a very special self obsessed kid. Together they try to take over the world. Ash and her friends download the app and soon have to realise what it means to loose your streak. Can they stop them? Find out in this dystopian Duo AU ⚠️ contains people getting hurt/ killed

Short stories of unhinged inaccurate duolingo scenarios that I wrote during school to pass time when I was bored. I'll update this if I remember. I will inevitably write more. I don't own Duolingo, Duo, the green owl thing, the language learning app, just the plots and other characters included, unless stated otherwise. In this case I'm using this story to parody the Duolingo bird, please don't sue me.

Duo isn't a bird in this so it's fine. Also on tumblr

Hooty x the duolingo bird because they deserve each other 🥰 Sorry if it's bad, I wrote this a few months ago with my friend 😭

Armin is your little brother. He hates Duolingo.

Basically what it says in the title Remember I write angst not smut The cover really shows my state of mind right now, aka tired as fuck

Duo, Duo, uno, dos, tres arousal, download the app, love it, por favor, Spanish or vanish gonna' make me sore, I've been learning Chinese, please hear my pleas, I've been learning French, bout' to break the bench...

I obviously don't own Duolingo. Just the unedited short stories I wrote in school when I was bored. This is written as a joke.

" 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤, 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐘/𝐍, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭. 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡. " ═════════════════ After a long day of work, you check your phone in hopes that you would receive a text from your crush, Jesus Christ, but all you saw was a notification from the language app, Duolingo. You dismissed it as nothing important, blissfully unaware that you were being watched. Every move, every conversation, monitored by a certain viridescent bird who's had his eye on you for quite some time. ═════════════════ Yandere!Duolingo Bird x reader Y/N is gender neutral with they/them pronouns TWs: Obsessiveness, blood, swearing, threats, kidnapping, main character death

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