Spanishorvanish Stories

where I put the streak breakers

OBAMA

A bird with a simple goal and twisted morales. Fighting alongside him is his one and only flame Dua, who is in the process of finding out what really matters to her. To...

Basically what it says in the title Remember I write angst not smut The cover really shows my state of mind right now, aka tired as fuck

I have no idea what I'm doing with my life anymore

Armin is your little brother. He hates Duolingo.

I obviously don't own Duolingo. Just the unedited short stories I wrote in school when I was bored. This is written as a joke.

" 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤, 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐘/𝐍, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭. 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢�...

Duo isn't a bird in this so it's fine. Also on tumblr

Hooty x the duolingo bird because they deserve each other 🥰 Sorry if it's bad, I wrote this a few months ago with my friend 😭

❝𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙬𝙝*𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙨!❞ ❝𝙈𝙮 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙... 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙙?❞ 𝐓�...

Short stories of unhinged inaccurate duolingo scenarios that I wrote during school to pass time when I was bored. I'll update this if I remember. I will inevitably write...

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