Spastic Stories

The spastic of knights bank and the retard of green road meet each other at last

A spastic is so spasticated that she can't function probably.

Calamari Rooftile is just an ordinary girl in an ordinary world. She lives like any other 5 year old. She wakes up. Has her morning coffee and goes to school Monday through Friday. That is until one day, when her life is flipped upside down. Find out if Calamari takes a leap at her amazing opportunities, or if she soils herself and licks it.

So me and my friend Venus were bored so Venus had a magical idea to write some stories using a story generator and they were quite funny so I'm going to share some of them with you (WARNING SPASTIC STORIES!) (WARNING SWEARING!) (WARNING NO EDITING FROM THE GENERATOR SO BAD GRAMMAR!)

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work in progress

One beautifull day lord and 0plakla were "sweating" skywars in the bed (might as well be called bedwars). When willy found out he was devastated that they ware "playing skywars' without him!

When Lizze Scott moves to the small town of Highlands, Texas she expects to find some normal southern hick-town people. But everyone is not what they seem and when a old love, reappearing new and mysterious, and a new love, strong with a unknown and threating past, collide into a crazy, dangerous, and almost fairytale love triangle she becomes the point and turns into just a normal girl, in one mythical love triangle.