Spaz قصص

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Alina's life can be summed up in one word: why? Each day brings new mistakes that she attempts to stumble through while acting like a complete psycho moron hyped up on every drug imaginable. At home she is quiet and lazy, preferring to stay in bed and read a book or watch Netflix than actually go out and be social. Her excuse; she knows she will talk too loud, make stupid jokes, act like a hoe and basically do dozens of things she knows she will regret later. But things have changed, it's a new year and Alina is determined to change. No matter what. _________________________________________ Feel free to create a better cover for me, obviously my skills a lacking in that department. I will give credit and be very grateful!!

Once upon a time there lived a mighty cow named spaz cow who traveled around the galaxy looking for a new pet so off spaz cow went to spaz cows pet store 2 hours later... Spaz cow arrived at his destination to spaz cows pet store so spaz cow looked around to see what type of pet he wanted so spaz cow looked at the bird section spaz cow said NO WAY I DO NOT LIKE BIRDS! So spaz cow had another look at the puppy section spaz cow said CUTE! But to annoying so spaz cow looked in the fish section spaz cow said all the fish does is swim in the tank and blow bubbles all day so spaz cow looked in the rabbit section spaz cow said awwww so cute and so tiny and fluffy I want a pet rabbit spaz cow said and went up to the register and said I want the cute rabbit please in the rabbit section so spaz cow bought the rabbit so spaz cow named it ummm spaz cow thought hard BURGER popped up in his head he said no that's because I'm hungry so he thought again ummm ruby perfect so off spaz cow went home :)

bri: lol crap cover i know, i ruin it by not being pixelated XD chara: just ask or dare us anything! well... not anything anything but... you get it. wattpad put this story into random but i changed it back to humour. hopefully.

Clayrence Andrew is what one would call a "tough guy". No, that is not to say he's a bad boy. He enjoys spending his time in the car shop working on cars, he enjoys boxing from time to time, and he enjoys roughhousing with his close friends. Dylan Tally is nothing like this. Dylan enjoys going to the mall with his close friends, listening to music, and enjoying the brief calmness that his family offers. Somehow, Dylan catches Clayrence's eye and much drama ensues.

“So this is how it ends for me, huh? Stabbed and left to bleed out by a crazed spinster who won’t even look at me. After, screwing a rather lackluster chick, with a ridiculous name. Not the best way to go…not he worst, either”. ----------------------------- Gwen Hunter is your usual New York teen. If by usual you mean a borderline paranoid, stubborn, and fiery tempered spaz with a penchant for inadvertently creating chaos and who has never had anything even resembling a romantic relationship in her life. Instead choosing to hole up in her house with her two best friends, food and Netflix. This all changes when her “crazy, unpredictable, wrecking ball, despot of a mother” decides to divorce her Dad and move them to California so they can start a ‘glamorous’ new life. Alone and bitter, Gwen is forced to leave her house and her beloved X-Men pajamas behind and brave this completely different world. One that includes the irritating Roen Alessandrini. The most gorgeous, unapologetic bad boy with quite the mean streak, that she keeps bumping into with disastrous consequences. Mostly for him. Thanks to a fateful night of take-out and bad Reality TV gone wrong, along with an extremely compromising situation, nothing will ever be the same for Gwen and Roen.

I say hi to Chloe jellybean,the dreamer 24,Tyler,Rachael, who know spaz cow if any people don't know who spaz cow is sorry but u suck

Aiden moves countries over, for the safety of his pack. A new country and he manages to find his Mate on his first day! It fate right? You Mate is fated to you, you can't change that. Is Aiden's fate to die here?

Karli Green has lived in Westbrook all her life. The small town only has a population around 4,000 and the only interesting thing to do in Westbrook is to attend the annual brat fry at the community park every summer. When an unimaginable storm leaves Westbrook in ruins, an unlikely group of teens find each other in the aftermath, and they form a bond no storm could ever destroy. This is the tale of their survival.

Welcome to my stupid book made to bring your IQ down.

Dont you just hate it when your wifi goes out?!

The title should explain.

Once upon a time there lived a mighty cow named spaz cow who traveled around the galaxy just looking for his beloved wife spazley cow for many days and nights spaz cow started to get very board so spaz cow thought to himself I'm gonna get a burger and off he went to his destination to get a tasty burger 5 minuets later spaz cow forgot about his beloved wife spazley cow all well spaz cow said and for now on spaz cow said I'm not gonna have a girlfriend because then I waste my time so now I'm need another burger p.s spaz cow and spazley cow meet again coming out soon by the way this book number one so make sure u read spaz cow and spazley cow meet again it's tots awesome lol u May comment about this book by crystal.t.sunderland12345 when there's something strange in the neighbour hood who do u call spaz cow !!! SPAZ COW ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hillary is misunderstood. Sure her hair could use some products maybe even a wash. Her clothes looks like they are picked out by her mother. Even though they are. That shouldn't really matter anyways. Its all about the soul isn't it? Does it really matter that she could see things and hear things other people can't? Everything is Everything right?

Mushu, a young dragon with a dark past is assigned a mission to assassinate the lord of a clan residing in the mountains. but with his past haunting him the shadows of what he had done echos throughout memory. ALL CREDIT OF THIS AWESOME COVER GOES TO ASHMOONLIGHT WHO MADE IT FOR ME!! :D:D

Luke and friends do scary shit

Once upon a time there lived a mighty cow named spaz cow who traveled around the galaxy but this time not looking for a burger or spazley cow he was looking for a friend who was funny crazy,friendly just fun to hang out with so off spaz cow went to a school called school of friendly cows 1hour later... Spaz cow arrived at the school of friendly cows so spaz cow thought to himself that it will be easy making a friend so he walked into the school and talked to a cow named dumbest cow 2 hours later .... No luck for spaz cow he didn't make any friends at all so spaz cow headed off to home 3 and a half hours .... Spaz cow saw a cow that was crying so spaz cow said are u ok? The cow said I didn't get a burger so spaz cow asked what's your name ? She said Rachael cow so spaz cow said do u have a friend Rachael cow replayed no so spaz cow said would u like to be friends? Rachael cow said yes 2hours later... Spaz cow and Rachael cow were at spaz cows burger store eating many burgers together

Abby has lost everything. Her grandmother, her hope to carry on. Life is like an hour glass, eventually it all hits the bottom until someone comes along and turns it right side up again. Will Abby ever find her hour glass, or forever be in a bottomless pit of sand?