Spaz Stories

For anyone curious about the happening's of my life, this is where I will be logging it all. You may not agree with my opinion 's or actions in life, and if you don't, just accept the fact that I will only respect your thought and ideas as long you respect mine. Lucy out <3 ~Warning, Strong Language Occasionally Used~

Once upon a time there lived a mighty cow named spaz cow who traveled around the galaxy looking for a new pet so off spaz cow went to spaz cows pet store 2 hours later... Spaz cow arrived at his destination to spaz cows pet store so spaz cow looked around to see what type of pet he wanted so spaz cow looked at the bird section spaz cow said NO WAY I DO NOT LIKE BIRDS! So spaz cow had another look at the puppy section spaz cow said CUTE! But to annoying so spaz cow looked in the fish section spaz cow said all the fish does is swim in the tank and blow bubbles all day so spaz cow looked in the rabbit section spaz cow said awwww so cute and so tiny and fluffy I want a pet rabbit spaz cow said and went up to the register and said I want the cute rabbit please in the rabbit section so spaz cow bought the rabbit so spaz cow named it ummm spaz cow thought hard BURGER popped up in his head he said no that's because I'm hungry so he thought again ummm ruby perfect so off spaz cow went home :)

bri: lol crap cover i know, i ruin it by not being pixelated XD chara: just ask or dare us anything! well... not anything anything but... you get it. wattpad put this story into random but i changed it back to humour. hopefully.

The title should explain.

When earth becomes the home of the United States the other countries are forced to go else were. But that was 2000000 years ago, Ena, a planet discovered 100 years ago that already had inhabitants is located in the outer reaches of the 20 galaxies already discovered by human kind. The whole planet is insane. They have gods and goddesses that are truly real with magnificent powers and strange warriors with animal instincts. Earth decided that they wanted to expand their empire and Ena wants nothing more than earth to leave them alone. A small group of friends want them gone, and will take a supposed test to become an amion, the animal warriors, but they don't even know what an amion truly is, neither do the amion's themselves.

Mushu, a young dragon with a dark past is assigned a mission to assassinate the lord of a clan residing in the mountains. but with his past haunting him the shadows of what he had done echos throughout memory. ALL CREDIT OF THIS AWESOME COVER GOES TO ASHMOONLIGHT WHO MADE IT FOR ME!! :D:D

Welcome to my stupid book made to bring your IQ down.

Clayrence Andrew is what one would call a "tough guy". No, that is not to say he's a bad boy. He enjoys spending his time in the car shop working on cars, he enjoys boxing from time to time, and he enjoys roughhousing with his close friends. Dylan Tally is nothing like this. Dylan enjoys going to the mall with his close friends, listening to music, and enjoying the brief calmness that his family offers. Somehow, Dylan catches Clayrence's eye and much drama ensues.

Once upon a time there lived a mighty cow named spaz cow who traveled around the galaxy but this time not looking for a burger or spazley cow he was looking for a friend who was funny crazy,friendly just fun to hang out with so off spaz cow went to a school called school of friendly cows 1hour later... Spaz cow arrived at the school of friendly cows so spaz cow thought to himself that it will be easy making a friend so he walked into the school and talked to a cow named dumbest cow 2 hours later .... No luck for spaz cow he didn't make any friends at all so spaz cow headed off to home 3 and a half hours .... Spaz cow saw a cow that was crying so spaz cow said are u ok? The cow said I didn't get a burger so spaz cow asked what's your name ? She said Rachael cow so spaz cow said do u have a friend Rachael cow replayed no so spaz cow said would u like to be friends? Rachael cow said yes 2hours later... Spaz cow and Rachael cow were at spaz cows burger store eating many burgers together

Jamie Copper. High school junior, metalhead, musician, skateboarder and an incurable clutz. Devin Black. Metal music enthusiast, loner, also a high school junior. The only things they have in common is their taste in music and the fact that they both are outcasts. Throw in a loud-mouth of a best friend, a music show and an obnoxious cousin and you get something...interesting to say the least.

Luke and friends do scary shit

Karli Green has lived in Westbrook all her life. The small town only has a population around 4,000 and the only interesting thing to do in Westbrook is to attend the annual brat fry at the community park every summer. When an unimaginable storm leaves Westbrook in ruins, an unlikely group of teens find each other in the aftermath, and they form a bond no storm could ever destroy. This is the tale of their survival.

Dont you just hate it when your wifi goes out?!

Abby has lost everything. Her grandmother, her hope to carry on. Life is like an hour glass, eventually it all hits the bottom until someone comes along and turns it right side up again. Will Abby ever find her hour glass, or forever be in a bottomless pit of sand?

Once upon a time there lived a mighty cow named spaz cow who traveled around the galaxy just looking for his beloved wife spazley cow for many days and nights spaz cow started to get very board so spaz cow thought to himself I'm gonna get a burger and off he went to his destination to get a tasty burger 5 minuets later spaz cow forgot about his beloved wife spazley cow all well spaz cow said and for now on spaz cow said I'm not gonna have a girlfriend because then I waste my time so now I'm need another burger p.s spaz cow and spazley cow meet again coming out soon by the way this book number one so make sure u read spaz cow and spazley cow meet again it's tots awesome lol u May comment about this book by crystal.t.sunderland12345 when there's something strange in the neighbour hood who do u call spaz cow !!! SPAZ COW ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The amazing new business set up by Dothan and Spaz!

The two of us never believed in fairytails. Sure we'd wish they were real and would happen, watching animes and reading mangas that showed what would happen if they were real, but we never belived they would actually happen. Well...we just fell into our own personal fairytail. Only problem is that it doesn't seem to be all fun and games like we expected it to be. Then again...we were in the Ao no Exorcist world so it wasn't much of a surprise that not everything was rainbows and candy. AnE Insertion fic Ao no Exorcist Fanfiction Written by AmaiLuva and ElsieChan

Alina's life can be summed up in one word: why? Each day brings new mistakes that she attempts to stumble through while acting like a complete psycho moron hyped up on every drug imaginable. At home she is quiet and lazy, preferring to stay in bed and read a book or watch Netflix than actually go out and be social. Her excuse; she knows she will talk too loud, make stupid jokes, act like a hoe and basically do dozens of things she knows she will regret later. But things have changed, it's a new year and Alina is determined to change. No matter what. _________________________________________ Feel free to create a better cover for me, obviously my skills a lacking in that department. I will give credit and be very grateful!!

Pretty self explanatory