Spoof Stories

WHAT IF fourth wing was infiltrated by... A COMPLETELY NORMAL PERSON!!! we are all clowns in the circus

Join everyone's favorite pink puffball as he makes it his mission to annoy the Halberd's crew to death! Note: don't try these at home. Alternative title can be "Ways to Die on the Halberd" since Kirby meets a different comeuppance at the end of all of these. Also doubles as a Halberd crew artbook I guess since some chapters include drawings I've done that happen to be relevant to the chapter they're added to the top of. All artwork in this book is mine unless noted otherwise! Cover art is also mine. Text made with flamingtext.com Background image from https://wallpapercave.com/orange-sky-wallpapers since I was too lazy to draw a background. You're free to download/screenshot/whatever any of the art in here and share it as you wish, I only ask that you do not try to claim it as your own or remove my signature. Credit highly appreciated! ⚠ If you are reading this on any platform besides Wattpad, it has been stolen and reuploaded without my permission! Please read the original work HERE: https://www.wattpad.com/story/361186461-ways-to-get-kicked-off-the-halberd ⚠

I have the superior fanfictions. Don't ask.

Being a background character is a pretty big issue, so let's listen to the inner thoughts of Thrushpelt!

TOTAL RANDOMNESS. Random voids, Killer pancakes, The stick, and Time travel! All cats are always insane (except for boring Cherrypelt). Go wild in the world of warrior cat spoofs AND randomness. Enter this world with caution, it has side effects... MWAHAHAHHAH *Coughs* forget that I said that!!! COVER BY OAKSTRIPE (Tanks so much!)

Icestar, leader of DangerClan tells of an old prophecy and the adventure that ensured. (A warrior cats parody.)

A light-hearted YA dystopia parody novella in the vein of Hunger Games or Divergent. In the dystopian Elevatia you're sorted into a district based on your height. But our heroine Kit might just be destined to save everyone. And she's in a love triangle. And she has secret powers. And she has a wise mentor. Actually maybe you should just read it. "When the world is counting on you, how will you measure up?"

When their kingdom becomes trapped in perpetual winter, fearless Luz joins forces with mountaineer Amity and her pony to find Luz sister, Snow Queen Julia and break her icy spell. Although their epic journey leads them to encounters with mystical trolls, comedic snow titan and basilisk harsh conditions, and magic at every turn,Luz and amity bravely push onward in a race to save their kingdom from winter's cold grip

A goofy police procedural spoof of shows like CSI: Miami, where a chief detective and his police partner investigate the killing of an elderly woman by a reindeer. Originally written on November 14, 2011 for a high school charity Christmas production.

The Hobbit: A Stupid Journey charts the course of the Lobbit, Bibbo Baggies, as he confronts an assortment of vile characters including: Gander the Gold, trolls, dwarves, orcs, goblins, elves, dragon(s?) and other assorted nasties. There is bound to be much blood spilled, gold won, and witty insults traded before Bibbo returns to the Shire Pony, if he returns at all. As Gander the Gold once said, "Even if you do make it back, unlikely, there's no way you can defend your hoard of treasure. Honestly."

The Quest is a short story spoof all about modern day questing. Think cell phones...and dragons. Featuring myself, Mike Jaggi, a bunch of my friends and family that I forced to do this against their will, and a bunch of other random people I made up along the way. Join me and my questing crew as we try to rescue the beautiful damsel in distress Amy, from the clutches of her evil uncle Alvin. There's gonna be trolls, monsters, werewolves, dragons, creepy things in creepy caves, and all sorts of interesting stuff. Let's do this, you're gonna love it.

Have you ever wanted to see Firestar derp? Scorchingpaw go canibal? or Tigerstar die of dog stink? Well we have it all here!

This, Ladies and Gentlemen, Is the official Shrek Bible. As the great lOrd has once said before: "That'll Do Donkey, That'll dO"

Mex is looking forward to a well earned retirement for saving planet Hy man from men. Instead she has been sent on a mission that will ruin her career with a robot who rubs her up the wrong way... Beryl is the leader of planet Hy man and fighting to remain so. She is the reason that Mex is where she is trying to understand the Scottish accent, the Scottish weather and why everything they eat is covered in batter. Beryl is desperate the planet's energy is on its last legs and chapping at her heels to take over is the ruthless Hilda. A woman with a personality as bad her haircut and will do anything to get her way.

Enjoy

An incredibly weird short story of a boy named Ronald who goes of to seek bears.

WelCoMe To SuNrIsEcLaN, wHeRe MoSt ThInGs DoN't MaKe SeNsE SpiritClan has forsaken this clan- • Book still needs a cover •

Spoofs based on the series Warriors also known as Warrior cats, written by Erin Hunter. I came up with all these spoofs myself, but I may have gotten the ideas for another there place which I will write at the start of each spoof. I don't mind if you judge all my spoofs, I'm not to expecting everyone to like them. If you want to give me some advice or maybe you even have an idea, you can also find me on warrior cat forum by the name of Jay-stripe. Hope you like them.