Historias de Spoof

Funny stories for all warrior cats fans!

The world ended, and gays were left to fend for themselves as usual. it seems to go pretty well for everyone involved all things considered. the apocalypse is pretty nice to the queers.

Stuff that I write at night or act out from school. Half the time I don't even know what the fuck I'm writing about :D yah....... ITS ALL HETALIA RIGHT HERE! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IM SAYING SO IM GOING TO GO FIND A DRAGON, PEACE!

Hi there. I'm using spin the wheel to make these so I don't get to pick what characters or the theme. (Maybe I'll stop) I have nothing else to say so enjoy. -@Meforareason 4/28/2023

**Finalist of The Mages Guild Award for Creative Writing** ***** The King is dead. The country has descended into chaos. Sir Ambrose once had his choice of the greatest heroes to command. What he has been lumbered with are: a wizard with no control over his ability to make fire, a thief with broken hands, and the Duchess of Danefield who is clearly an orc in a dress. Thankfully, Sir Ambrose has a plan. He just can't remember what it was. Map by: https://www.reddit.com/u/chevellure/s/vwmCvHDndr

Blackstar: HEY EVERYPAWDY!! This is a collection of pranks I made before I was leader!!! Enjoy reading! Because I enjoyed pranking! >:3 MWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Let's hear a review of this book!!! :D ~Soul Hi! -Stalker JayJaySenpia: ha ha ha I can't read Crow: wat have u done!!!??? Teh world shall explode in randomness Maple: Can I b in it >:) I'll write da spoofs...I luv spoofs! ~holly GalaxyClan warriors feel free to write your own spoof (Ivy Incorperations throws potatoes at GalaxyClan)

So, this book is about...just read the title, then you'll know. XD The title will explain everything!

Hello and welcome to the logic in the warriors cat series! Enjoy!

If you are in a horror movie, chances are if you aren't dead by now, you are the only girl, and your overall a badass, or lucky, here are some tips and tricks of how to be the best final girl you can be.

A story where Bill Clippers tries to rightfully kill the human race.

Firetruck.

Six individuals with nerves of aluminum embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Traversing perilous caves in search of untold relics, will they triumph- or be torn apart? Join these beloved friends as they face their greatest endeavor yet. Will they find unimaginable wealth? Or will they meet their doom? There is only one way to find out. (Self insert, Raj love interest, general shenanigans, exciting twists) This... is really chaotic, and kinda unhinged- just warning you. I wrote most of this while I was half asleep...

Katherine Willows is a Caster, a natural, the strongest in the world. Nothing could ever break her, or so everyone thought. Somehow a twist of lies and 'magic' make her vulnerable by some weak blue haired human. Josh Ramsay turns Kat Willows caster world uspide down and reassures it will never be the same again. Will Kat give up her powers for Love, or will she take the easy way out? Better yet, is there an easy way out?

'My Derailments With Truth' is a gut busting journey of Ravina Shekhar, a beauty-with-brains civil servant in the Department of Railway. Riding on a turbine fuelled truth traction, she runs her course full throttle in the high speed corridors of power and the fuzzy fractured tracks of hierarchy. She attempts to apply her 'chopping logic' in train operations, but the shrieking superiors mock her intelligence simply because she could 'conceive' like men. She conscientiously works with her colleagues and juniors to ensure highest standards in public service, but the roughhouse rule keepers point fingers at her incorruptibility just because she could speak up despite being at the bottom of the pyramid. The recurring derailments on her professional front fail to put her down as she resurgently revitalizes her resolve to march on fearlessly by sobbing gushingly in the darkness of the night. Karma precedes kismet is a philosophy she understands. It keeps her going. It keeps her thinking. But the turn of events on her personal living bring her to the junction where the derailment zone starts off. Till all such time she had constantly rubbished the phenomena of true love but when she lumpishly tries her hand at finding inner peace she is scandalised at herself. A fleeting fatuous peep into her own imagery throws up the image of an obtainable soul mate. She is excited at the prospect and hopes to convert it into a relationship. But the understated over-particular societal incitements irrationalize her progressive and polished parents, and she is impetuously married off. BFFs Aadhira and Radha Mam face similar derailments in their life paths, despite being partners in crime on the philosophy construct. Was kismet preloading karma?

Barely a week has passed since Zayn Malik left the boy band of One Direction. Despite the fans' war cries of reactions, the remaining members were already informed of their ex-bandmate's departure before it occurred. I mean, look at the bright side, their album sales will probably increase due to Malik's departure. However, it is soon to be discovered that album sales and potential death threats from fans are not their worse trouble, because there is a question none of them would have thought of until now: Should they replace Zayn, and if they do, with who? The lads decide to have a fan contest to see if any of their fans have the potential to be in the band. And besides, even if a few of them do sound like dying cows out of the few that do sound good, this is all part of the 'grieving' and grief passes eventually, right? I do not own One Direction. ~May be a sort of parody in a way that still portrays One Direction as One Direction

*DISCLAIMER* I have no hatred towards Christians/ Christianity etc. or any branch of that religion. This is simply a parody of the christian holy book in which Jesus becomes a tumblr blogger. I'm not trying to attack any religions, this is simply a work of hypothetical fiction. I also do not own any of the characters, franchises, or religions in this story.

Everyone knows what to do in the clans, but what about what not to do? Here you can see what happens when cats have a bit too much catnip. Hey, it happens.

just a bunch of sploofs (as I like to call them) and headcanons some original, some aren't have fun super fluffy btw no smut tho

You heard me right some ocs belong to... @Bopping_Meme Go check em out.