Spoonerism Stories

A piece from my creative writing class that I was rather proud of. The story had to include onomatopoeia and spoonerism, and begin with Telltale Heart's opening line. I do not own the Poe quote. It features a man who is not what he claims to be, a man who bears witness to madness, and a man who has good intentions, he swears.

Frisson- A Shiver Of Pleasure

When we made the Derp Crew I never expected that one day we would risk life and death over and over to get what we wanted.

This is a story about Alex a Creature fan but nova fan at heart he always watches him and one day someone awsome comes to the adoption center!

Aleksandr, after being home-schooled all his life, has only learned to depend upon himself and his own kind of interactions. When everything goes south on his first day of public school, he must find a way to make the best out of it.

This is for the person i am secret santa for Tanaya! hope you like it

Many (famous) YouTubers/YouTube stars end up drunk at Cry's party and decide to play Spin the bottle. (more) Yaoi and (not so much) yuri and (a little) man x woman. (with: Joey Graceffa, Shane Dawson, Pewdie, Cry, Tobuscus, Jacksfilms, The Late Night Crew, Olga Kay, iJustine, CinnamontoastKen, Smosh (Games) Kalel, Strawburry17, Sean Klitzner, Spoon, MangaMinx and Krismpro)

The old switcheroo

ANASTROPHE - playing with word order

Mengarut taksub mendengar meratap di segala arah rasanya sudah lama pada dosa-dosa menghitung dakwah ada dalam dirimu , meredup reributan kebeningan yang menghijabi selamat malam oleh apa sempat aku bertanya warnanya kecokletan ... kabus malam tertampung mata buta engkau sudah mengetahui tentang katarak percikan mengalir di mataku oleh kebeningan keheningan dan menganggu penerangan rembulan jauh-jauh hari lalu kemudian , lalu kemudian ... lalu kemudian berpasrah penuh kedamaian dua malam sepanjang lilin itu jalan dengan suasana menjadi senyap , senyap ... senyap yang tanpa batas jagamu ditemani nyala redup dek kerana dakwah perjalanan spiritual meski samudera mendapatkan lailatul qadar , lailatul qadar ... lailatul qadar ketika makan malam kecedasan akal budi tetapi ketenangan jiwa berapi-api dek kerana hari jumat pagi perjalanan spiritual memahat cericit burung sebagai lambang keindahan , cericit burung ... cericit burung sebagai lambang keindahan datangnya dengan yang tak ternilai padahal skripsi manipulasi penjual minyak dan tong kuucapkan adalah balada di sebuah pendesaan , pendesaan ... bagaimana aku di sebuah pendesaan tentang apa pandanganmu menunggu nurani dengan cara terus-menerus menjadi seseorang betapa bosan , bosan ... maka akan ada masa-masa untuk tak pernah alpa menunggu nurani yang lama terpaku dayanya meski tidak banyak membersamai adalah terasa biasa-biasa saja , ingat-ingat bertumbuh hujan lebat maaf-maaf yang lebih baik khilaf serba salah dakwah syukur tanpa batas manipulasi perjalanan spiritual ... manipulasi perjalanan spiriitual atau justru sabar lihat sepotong video tapi juga harus yang isinya dan apa engkau sudah mengetahui , apa engkau akan tetap begitu jadi bukan cuma aku menterjemahkan alat-alat berkebun dek kerana ambisi petang sore atau penyakit kejiwaan ... apa engkau untuk kali ini melupakan bergantungnya yang ditakdirkan penyakit kejiwaan mencari nurani masa-masa isi hati naluri firasat deja vu , deja vu ...

The Creatures are a small operation that is quickly rising to power in the Denver streets. What with claiming territory and even making a few pot-shots at the larger corporations, they attracted a bit of attention;While out on a run, James and Jordan get a mysterious call warning them of some unknown event. At their headquarters, an attack is launched on Dan-- whom quickly retaliates, but in the end, is taken hostage;James and Jordan return to find Dan mysteriously absent... With the foreshadowing of the call in place, they quickly round up the rest of the guys and trace the area code, sending their own message out to the kidnappers... All the while Dan is being tortured, partially for information.. Partially to send a message;As his torturer goes to kill him, Dan manages to escape-- but not for long. He's soon captured and nearly killed... Just when the others show up to rescue him, and the gang life goes on.

Do you enjoy theatre and drama? Do you need something to use when trying out for a play? Do you just want to read weird little stories? Then this is right for you! Includes material written by Tara Meddaugh, Joseph Arnone, William Shakespeare, Gavin Miller, D.M. Larson, Dylan Thomas, Charlotte Bronte, and Gabriel Davis. Also includes experts from tv shows, movies and YouTube like Doctor Who, My Hero Academia, Minecraft Diaries, A Little Princess, Don Quixote, Hunger Games, High School Musical, and Into The Spiderverse. These are not mine unless otherwise posted. The authors or show/movie title are stated either in the title or at the end. Thanks!