sporkme
Rusty found his first spork in his dad's sock drawer. Unable to get the image of glistening beauty out of his head he began to struggle with sinful thoughts.
He had to have the spork, but would he be accepted? Would the world shun him for his deep, sexual attraction to his beloved spork? He was about to find out as his life spirals out of control and the spork causes him to lose all sanity.