Sporks Stories

A one-shot book written by Lilly Riches, aka @Chlerek4life.

Collection of shit Spoon and Fork were talking: Fork: Can I spoon you? Spoon: Go fork yourself

I wrote this at 2:00 AM. Don't judge.

All credits to Stephanie Meyer. Don't run away just cause it says Twilight! This is not your normal story! Isabella Swan is not a normal girl. She can smell blood(cause of course it's not normal to have a good sense of smell) and she's really really pale with dark brown hair that makes her look almost goth. Her mother wanted alone time with her new boyfriend, so she sends Bella to Sporks to her father(take in mind she hasn't seen him for ten years). Bella is scared, but that doesn't last long. She soon meets a boy called Edwin--*cough cough*--Edward, and is reunited with her old best friend Bacon--Excuse me--Jacob. But something is strange about Edward. He's not like the other people there, and Bella is determined to find out why. Warning: Incomplete/Abandoned

Time after time food has persevered through apocalypses and alien invasions. But this can't all ways be a good thing can it? After the world ends and the human race is completely obliterated by a freak solar flare that has bundled a massive amount of radioactivity into it hit's Earth, anything that was declared inanimate by human standards comes to life, able to reproduce and adapt. But with the major change in the world and no influence from the human race, what could go wrong? Everything. The Marshmallows and Sporks develop a disastrous hate for each other and through a time span of about 45 years commit petty acts of crime and murder towards each other. Sharing the state of Idaho isn't the best thing for the two either. When war is commenced, all hell breaks loose. Not only is the war about stopping these pathetic crimes, but about who gets the entire state of Idaho. How will the war end? Who will win? What is the point of it all anyway? Find out in the first book of the Marshmallow War Stories Saga.

chan can't deal with his children so he sporks them. - short stories - ships - sporks - screamimg & disrepekttttt

Sporks

The Awesome Tortoise, Lois, That Lives In My Backyard :D And yes, I'm writing a story about a tortoise in my backyard.

Memes This isn't a fanfiction anymore I'm too lazy to change the cover Thus will be full of memes Kill me vvOLD DESCRIPTIONvv Ok, so.. this is a crackship me and one of my internet friends created. I don't know why I'm making a book of it?? I just feel like it :// This is sort of based on a rp me and said friend have been doing. This might be a cringy ship to some people and I understand that XD I mean.. it's a human puppet and a troll cat, but somehow we made it work!! I don't really know what else to put here.. so.. uh, just enjoy the book I guess!

Random World #335 is a place where anything can happen. Somethings in Random World don't make any sense what so ever, so yeah. Enjoy a world where starfish are dangerous, trolls are fighting with sporks, and a bunch of other stuff.

This is not going to be the same mushy, gushy, love story everyone is expecting. Like the title explains, love is, for Idiots. Our prime examples would be Nic and Embree. Nice is a lovely girl living in LA, in her own apartment with everything she's ever worked for and more. She's currently still in college at the age of 23, still trying to find herself, but going towards more of an artsy feel. Her family hasnt been her biggest support system, and she can't stand her mom. Leaving home was the best decision she'd ever made for herself, until leaving home and isolating herself from her family got her tangled in a lie that just got bigger and bigger. She told her mom she'd been with a guy that was one of the mayjor things keeping her in her nice LA lifestyle. His name, unknown, and his existance, anonymous to everyone... Including herself. Embree, an Aussie from none other than The Outback itself, moved to LA to persure his dreams as a musician, but his parents didn't approve. He was however, given a place to live with them and given a shot to show them that it could work out since he wasn't ever planning on going to college. But when it didn't fall through, his parents jointly kicked him out, and Embree scrounged up enough money that he'd saved and caught a plane to the place he'd always heard and dreamt about, LA. He came on a whim, and found himself with no place to live (in his price range), and no friends or family to crash with. He was fucked, so to speak, until one strange opportunity came along for him. So the question is, who fucks up who's life? Or do they fix each others? And how much do they really know about each other, let alone themselves?

I LOVE U MY SEXY SPOONING FORKS AND SPORKS

This is a story I wrote because I asked my friend for story ideas she said to write a fanfic about a spork. Here it is. Enjoy.

Just.. y' know.. people.. gettin' kinky with sporks i guess?

Well today kiddies we are going to learn about Barney's trip to the mall! Have fun and watch as Barney does very Barney-ish things. I was really high on sugar in science when I wrote this story...

This is about to get really fúcked up...oh well... Basically an adorable, sad little collection of all the strange and random thoughts that cross my mind I'll write poems and talk about my day and share art or just vent about some shìt or something Feel free to read if you like rants, musicals, gay shìt, and general depression and insanity Love you ~ Tall?

Exactly what it says on the tin. :) * x-readers, character-x-characters, no ships, etc. I don't own Star Trek, but I am the one who wrote/created these stories. :) Enjoy!! :D

A kind of short story written in the perspective of a young detective on the case of who murdered the King of the 5th dimension. Not only is this incredibly hard to solve, it also determines the future of her career. Can she manage to find out who's the real culprit? Can she prevent herself from being targeted as well? Well if you're so damn curious just press/click read already, geez.