Squalor Stories

A peek inside the famed bando of Mr. Billy the Beefcake. You wont like what you see. Or maybe you will..?

Esmé Squalor and Count Olaf were supposed to have a dinner.

Max Laker wants adventure. He's been in living in the same town, going to the same school, every single day of his life. It isn't until he and his friends Denny and Megan get shipped off to 667 Dark Avenue. There, they meet several volunteers in need of their help with defeating the villains in the penthouse. This story will be nothing but dreadful and melancholy. That includes a familiar beach, a secret passage way at the bottom of an elevator shift, aqueous martinis, kidnapping, a secret headquarters in the mountains, and a horrible plan to make more orphans. Look away before anything more horrible can happen.

Life for Rose is a game. A deadly game. She lives in the squalor of Subterran Prime: a sprawling underground world where mad gods sleep around the fools who serve them; where the savage Justicars seek out criminals and undesirables for swift justice at the end of their bronze beaks; where hapless slaves are branded with the mark of the cypher and fed to the starving masses or the gluttenous ruling class. In this world Rose has two things: her intersex lover, Jay Chimera, and her imagination. Geared with both, she hurtles through dreamworlds and virtual realities, until she discovers the ultimate gift: a drug, the Haze, that makes her dreams reality. But in order to get the Haze she must put herself in the way of the Justicars and face their terrible thirst for punishment. Can Rose and Jay play the game and reach the next level in their quest for escape, or will they lose everything? This is a self-contained novelette that serves as a taster of my current work-in-progress, the full-length novel Troglodyte Rose. This is loosely adapted from a novella published in 2009 by Cadaverine Publications, which was a finalist for a Lambda Literary Award. The interactive website that accompanies this story is available at troglodyterose.com. Artwork by Kurt Huggins and Zelda Devon. Interactive website designed by Michael Bryant.

The Baudelaires arrive back in Briney Beach after their year spent on the island and meet a mysterious girl who brings them a quest: help her get a diamond from a museum.