SpookySquid
Squidward has avoided the furiously fagulous Squilliam and the shade of his glamboyant purple eyelids since highschool band class, but after miss-ter big and valuable buys out the burger stand in his most elaborate humiliation scheme yet, the past starts catching up in eidetic detail.
Meanwhile, in the present, the yellow trapezoidal prism is determined to banish Squilliam and win back the Krusty Krab, as well as Squidward's 3 hearts, but the Tentacles-Fancypants roots are deeper and girthier than he realizes. Can this square learn to love the triangle or curse its name like a young musician? I dunno, I haven't written that far ahead yet.
If you like references galore, illustrative images and a whole lot of queerness, then head on down for this benthic broadcast!