Squidward Stories

Join SpongeBob and his friends for a wacky undersea adventures in Bikini Bottom! I have loved SpongeBob ever since I was little and it's one of my favorite childhood TV shows! I only do Season 1 - Season 3 because as a SpongeBob fan, these seasons are funnier than modern seasons and they are supposed to end on Season 3. I also cannot write all the episodes, but I can write the episodes that my OC will be in. And I'm gonna write The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004) after this. Rest in peace, Stephen Hillenburg. I don't own SpongeBob and original characters! They belong to the rightful owner, Stephen Hillenburg. The OC and the book cover belongs to me!

M+ READERS DESCRIPTION ADVISE! this is a sad story with deep change, in this sadpasta the main characters beloved pet dies (taking this harshly as baby blues ) (See taking something awful into a sea rime : BUT STILL NOT FOR YOUNG EYES I don't know who reads my stuff, but you need to know I go harshly deep into it, so much that even I don't like it (idk what happened I got lost? ) M+ (the mention of : pretend slurs, violence, smoking, possible coitus?. So be gone y'all juvenile for this is adult swim and not some weeb up nurd.

When Squidward finally realizes his feelings for squilliam it all goes bad Karen kidnaps squilliam and Squidward has to go on a rescue mission but someone sabotaging him and when he finds out who it is everyone is shocked.

An alternate universe of SpongeBob where squids grow to gigantic size in February.

SUPER FUNNY QUOTES FROM SPONGEBOB

A love story between SpongeBob SquarePants and Dr. Phil.

Squidward has avoided the furiously fagulous Squilliam and the shade of his glamboyant purple eyelids since band class, but the reason why isn't revealed to SpongeBob until Miss-ter Big and Valuable himself buys out the burger stand in his most elaborate humiliation scheme yet. Upon learning the origin of his hate boner for Squidward, SpongeBob is torn between the voice of reason and that of mating season (just kidding, he re-pore-duces by budding). Meanwhile, Squidward is being serenaded by a choir of guilty thoughts, and it won't be long until his three hearts give out from despair. A resolution is needed: will he make up and make out with his lucratively lubricant ex-bestboyfriend or dare to be there for the square? The answer may surprise you... If you like references galore, illustrative images and a whole lot of queerness, then head on down for this benthic broadcast!

The ritual of "Darkest Hour" has finally come to fruition. The world is once more thrown into chaos, as it always is every 12 years. The new generation of heroes rises out of the depths to face their foes. Will the forces of good finally be able to end this cycle? They shall learn as to why their ancestors were never able to end the ritual. Good hunting, unto you all. lmao just kidding this is a big shitpost story with characters from the most unrelated series coming together like a fanfiction made in hell

Ask or dare Spongebob and friends, plus my oc.

It's Christmas time in Bikini Bottom and Spongebob couldn't be more excited! Despite being a proud pessimist, Squidward is also quite excited, for he has figured out the perfect way to express his true feelings to the sponge he loves. ALL CHARACTERS MENTIONED (as of November 25th, 2024) ARE NOT MINE, THEY RIGHTFULLY BELONG TO NICKELODEON.

Do you like Forbidden love? Enemies to lovers? Yaoi? Then you've come to the right place. An Alastor x squidward love story (The book cover is not our, credit to the artist)

𝙛 𝙞𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙙𝙤 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙛𝙛 𝙩𝙤𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧. ― squisabel tentacles is having the worst time of her life when she moves to bikini bottom. she discovers a sponge and a tiny organism that can change her outlook on life. spongebob , plankton , spongebob squarepants ― information inside

ILL MAKE A TITLE SOON Btw- thanks my friend, smoosh, for the plot. ____________________ Y/N L/N is a instrument repairer, who meets a particular squid who broke his clarinet.

'Billy was a man . . . He wore leather jackets. Read and find out!'

Here's a collection of quotes/scenes from the very well-known and well-loved cartoon of Spongebob Squarepants! (These are the funniest in my opinion. If any comments suggest otherwise, I will FIND YOU AND TICKLE YOU TO DEATH.)

Spongebob The Blades Of Destiny : It's just a spongebob anime with a lot of death.

one of the brightest pieces of english literature #1 in lyrical out of 977 stories 🦞🌭📯 #1 in preminger 🙅‍♀️ "reading this pleases me so much i wanna burst" "a painfully beautiful story that moved me to tears of pain" ~ mister s. ausage from the newy orkti mes "comparable to kafka's works" ~ reliable literary critic from a very esteemed school "I AMAZON" ~ the same literary critic who is actually jeff bezos, born in nineteen sixty tree "ice cream and milkshake don't match but this story is the ball to my meat" ~ aristoteles "'tis the pinnacle of english literature" ~ shake pear (probably) "lamb sauce?" ~ grodon "i have no regerts" ~ sausage sausage man "like turtles having gender traffic" ~ the person on the chair

Squidward is jealous of Spongebob and Patrick. Spongebob see's he's upset, and pays him a visit. Things go out of hand, and Squidward and Spongebob end up having the best time of their lives together.

muah kiss kuss 💋