SpookySquid
Squidward has avoided the furiously fagulous Squilliam and the shade of his glamboyant purple eyelids since band class, but the reason why isn't revealed to SpongeBob until Miss-ter Big and Valuable himself buys out the burger stand in his most elaborate humiliation scheme yet. Upon learning the origin of his hate boner for Squidward, SpongeBob is torn between the voice of reason and that of mating season (just kidding, he re-pore-duces by budding).
Meanwhile, Squidward is being serenaded by a choir of guilty thoughts, and it won't be long until his three hearts give out from despair. A resolution is needed: will he make up and make out with his lucratively lubricant ex-bestboyfriend or dare to be there for the square? The answer may surprise you...
If you like references galore, illustrative images and a whole lot of queerness, then head on down for this benthic broadcast!