Chef2539
ATTENTION, TRAVELER.
The Root Council regrets to inform you that Bob has already escaped containment.
Please proceed with caution.
Or don't. He certainly won't.
* The prophecy is leaking.
* The acorns are unionizing.
* Someone (Bob) pressed a glowing button labeled DO NOT PRESS, and now the moon is humming.
* If you hear distant lute music, hide behind something fireproof.
Before you begin this chronicle of questionable decisions, tell me:
Which disaster do you predict will happen first: spontaneous musical explosion, diplomatic squirrel incident, or a full‑scale reality hiccup?
Your prediction will be filed under "We Tried to Warn Them."