Stale Stories

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Life may sound easy as a corn chip. Yes, that's true. Until you get eaten...

Old projects and shit, maybe some from 3rd grade if you're lucky

Yeetus Mcgeetus' adventure in a dank land is quite the dank story

A collection of stories with a meme twist

Ever wondered what it would be like to be a milk carton? Your breakfast? A bowl? Probably not... Don't worry, that's what this book is for! Prepare to hear the enlightening tale that will change your life forever. ****** Authors note: I understand writing in the POV of objects is different to an ordinary story however this is just a short story made for the amusement of the reader! Enjoy!

Kiera , a young adult that had a passion once .. until things were taken away from her. That is when she meet les twins, a french dance duo that knocks her off her feet see where the fun goes from here . Not good with descriptions will update and change later . Not fluff or any genre like that ...tried to make things seem as real as possible . This story was written back in 2013 the first nine chapters are from 2013 the rest is fresh and new lol .

Comprehensive, touching short stories of varying topics and plots. Updated often.

From a lowly-acclaimed author you've never heard of comes a pretty unoriginal story about a girl who just wants everyone to be happy. Maggie discovers that she is a character in a book, seemingly helpless but to obey the pen of its author. Key word: seemingly... She was supposed to die three chapters ago.

Holly is your average 20 year old snowboarder trying to make it big. Coming from snowboard royalty, Holly has big expectations but somehow she finds herself being distracted from what she wants most in life.

This is my multi-purpose, hardly used, overall pieces of shit, yet I wish to produce something so abominable that it becomes some sort of cult classic. However, my brain is no longer 12. (= ^・_・^)/☆ (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ Σ（・□・；） ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

A book of poems about benches

Natasha was tired. Tired of a lot of things. Things were going to change. They had to. The determined set of her jaw confirmed it. She couldn't possibly have known there would be a whole new direction her life would go in. A direction that would leave her every day, well-worn path to "in the box thinking" unrecognizably out of sight. She took bereavement leave from B.F.D. Spending her days going to Earl Stroh's gun shop over on Archway Drive where she bought the Glock. Three, four times a week she made the ten minute, five mile subway ride. Fired off her anger and frustrations in the basement range under the store. Old plaid shirt, holey-kneed blue jeans and ratty sneakers. She'd run five or six ten round clips through the paper target fifteen yards away. She got better. She got good. Good enough after a few months to keep the pattern in a five inch circle center mass. It was her way of dealing with it. Getting out the frustration she felt inside at being cheated into living a life alone.

Alix Borromeo is on the trip of a lifetime with her best friends, celebrating the end of her A-Levels with a journey around the world. She is living her best life, ticking places she's always wanted to go to off her bucket list and just having fun. Then in Los Angeles she runs into a group of professional snowboarders at the airport and her summer is transformed into a whirlwind of fun, friends, sand, snow and guys....very cute guys. A snowboarding fan fiction.

Remember the iconic Jeggy fanfic by @emmaleejeans ? well it's been a year since she updated a post so I thought maybe I could fill in her storyline but with my style of writing! All credits go to her and I still don't how to draw so I don't own any art still, now for the trailer thingy Peggy Schuyler was looking for a job for so long, she wanted to work as a veterian but noone clinic would hire a 16 year old despite the smarts of this girl, she was getting desperate so she went to he childhood bestfriend's bakery, now when I say childhood I mean they were in the past and now she hated him for some reason, Peggy had no absolute idea on how to bake so she just watched John Laurens from afar, sooner or later John, her childhood bestie was curious on why she started to hate him after his trip to France, he does anything to make her tell the truth, even cover up her mistakes for her, now these mistakes weren't big... like burning down a kitchen or forgetting to pay her bills, yeah definitely not big!

Here are some punny jokes for you guys :) Disclaimer: I did not make all of these.