Stale Stories

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A book of poems about benches

This is my multi-purpose, hardly used, overall pieces of shit, yet I wish to produce something so abominable that it becomes some sort of cult classic. However, my brain...

A collection of stories with a meme twist

Alix Borromeo is on the trip of a lifetime with her best friends, celebrating the end of her A-Levels with a journey around the world. She is living her best life, ticki...

Remember the iconic Jeggy fanfic by @emmaleejeans ? well it's been a year since she updated a post so I thought maybe I could fill in her storyline but with my style of...

Ever wondered what it would be like to be a milk carton? Your breakfast? A bowl? Probably not... Don't worry, that's what this book is for! Prepare to hear the enlighte...

A limerick about an old man's tragic end.

Here are some punny jokes for you guys :) Disclaimer: I did not make all of these.

Never will forget the goodness of your heart.

Inspired by and based on the world of Animal Crossing. This is the story of K.K. Slider, and how he came to be the lovable, guitar-playing dog we all know and love today...

Holly is your average 20 year old snowboarder trying to make it big. Coming from snowboard royalty, Holly has big expectations but somehow she finds herself being distra...

From a lowly-acclaimed author you've never heard of comes a pretty unoriginal story about a girl who just wants everyone to be happy. Maggie discovers that she is a char...

The Nightmare SMP is an SMP that my friends and I have created. This book will be a collection of stories that come to my mind. These stories will mostly be focused on m...

Life may sound easy as a corn chip. Yes, that's true. Until you get eaten...

Seventeen year old Ivette Anderson has unique psychic abilities, not to mention she's always been a medium. Her extreme and very religious Catholic parents blame their h...