Stale Stories

Never will forget the goodness of your heart.

Val Roderick Gilbert Arthur Stale Albert Rosa Tiara Pride Kheme Sefekh

From a lowly-acclaimed author you've never heard of comes a pretty unoriginal story about a girl who just wants everyone to be happy. Maggie discovers that she is a character in a book, seemingly helpless but to obey the pen of its author. Key word: seemingly... She was supposed to die three chapters ago.

Life may sound easy as a corn chip. Yes, that's true. Until you get eaten...

This is my multi-purpose, hardly used, overall pieces of shit, yet I wish to produce something so abominable that it becomes some sort of cult classic. However, my brain is no longer 12. (= ^・_・^)/☆ (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ Σ（・□・；） ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Alix Borromeo is on the trip of a lifetime with her best friends, celebrating the end of her A-Levels with a journey around the world. She is living her best life, ticking places she's always wanted to go to off her bucket list and just having fun. Then in Los Angeles she runs into a group of professional snowboarders at the airport and her summer is transformed into a whirlwind of fun, friends, sand, snow and guys....very cute guys. A snowboarding fan fiction.

Natasha was tired. Tired of a lot of things. Things were going to change. They had to. The determined set of her jaw confirmed it. She couldn't possibly have known there would be a whole new direction her life would go in. A direction that would leave her every day, well-worn path to "in the box thinking" unrecognizably out of sight. She took bereavement leave from B.F.D. Spending her days going to Earl Stroh's gun shop over on Archway Drive where she bought the Glock. Three, four times a week she made the ten minute, five mile subway ride. Fired off her anger and frustrations in the basement range under the store. Old plaid shirt, holey-kneed blue jeans and ratty sneakers. She'd run five or six ten round clips through the paper target fifteen yards away. She got better. She got good. Good enough after a few months to keep the pattern in a five inch circle center mass. It was her way of dealing with it. Getting out the frustration she felt inside at being cheated into living a life alone.

A limerick about an old man's tragic end.

Seventeen year old Ivette Anderson has unique psychic abilities, not to mention she's always been a medium. Her extreme and very religious Catholic parents blame their house for their daughter's abilities, believing that the home has evil energies that cause their daughter to witness death, even if the incident happened hundreds of miles away. This causes them to move into a new home. This one actually having a dark past. It's the site of an unsolved murder. The police can't do anything about it now that the case has expired. The victim's body is still on the property. Ivette is visited by the ghost of the man who was killed there, and finds out that she has to solve the murder, or the spirit will be trapped forever. It's up to this teenage medium to free the spirit and solve this expired case no matter what.

He caught my wrist and pulled me down from the boat. "Chri..sty.... it hurts!!" I said breaking in middle. My sound and whole body was shaking because of fear. "Ooh really?" He asked in a mocking voice. His eyes were evil and selfish now. I have never seen him like this. "It was great to dance with a stranger right?" He asked tightening his grip. "I... I.. didnt!" He didnt let me complete. "ENOUGH!!" He shouted at me. "You are mine! And today I'll make sure of that!" His sound was evil. "Tonight you'll enjoy it!" He whispered in a lustfull tone. "Leave me!" I yelled and began to pull myself away from him. "Ooh... it should have been that stranger.. right?!" He asked in an annoyed voice. I was not able to control my anger. In an instinct I slapped him across his face. Oh no! This was not to be! I AM DEAD!! He raised his head and looked at me. His eyes blood red and his cheeks had finger prints. "WARNING : +13 ONLY"

Holly is your average 20 year old snowboarder trying to make it big. Coming from snowboard royalty, Holly has big expectations but somehow she finds herself being distracted from what she wants most in life.