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"The other day, my grandmother accidentally ate a hash brownie and proceeded to knit me a cover for my stereo." The adventures of a teenage stand-up comic in Cincinnati.

[ COMPLETE ] A man does a comedy stand-up routine in the hopes of saving his new career before it fails, while an important woman in his life watches expectantly from the audience.

A stand-up comedian talks to himself and imagining having a dialogue with one of his fans. (First attempt at writing in English). Copyright © the work's pictures belongs to the Shotime's TV show Californication created by Tom Kapinos.

51 shades of grey but PG-15

This poem is inspired by a first hand account of bullying. I watched as my friend was bullied which was painful for me to see and for him to experience. But it gave me a new perspective on life and how we should approach bullying if we see it or have it happen to us. Always get back up. Don't give them the satisfaction of making you feel worthless. They want to make you feel worthless and like nobody cares for you. Get back up and keep being who you are. Don't succumb to their cruel idea that you don't matter. You are a living soul and you do matter. God made you and put you on this earth to bless the world with your presence. So you do matter and people do care about you. Stay strong and hang in there. God bless.

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Rise above. Stand up to bullying. Make a difference to the world. It only takes one person to start. You be that person and make a change.

For Harley Quinn's 30th birthday I decided to give her what she has always wanted the most. Nothing was happening in Gotham City. Citizens were living their lives, local team won recent football match and there was a fraffic on a highway in a west part of the city again. Under the cover of night, however, criminals were plotting schemes, corruption was at it's best and the gangs were thriving. Between these two worlds are balancing a gangster aspiring to be a comedian and just-starting her career doctor. All rights to The characters of Jack Napier and Harleen Quinzel belong to DC Comics. I just borrow them. Often.

The Showman is a man of versatility. New acts can't just be winged, they need to be practiced into perfection. Feedback build for a stronger act. But for a man seen as weird by society, it seems the only way to get people watch your acts are by force.

"You're funny." She laughed. "What can you do, when your life is a joke..." He mumbled. A twisted (and humorous?) tale of inspiration transforming into love and success, into separation. ------------ A J-Hope fanfic cuz there needs to be more of him on Wattpad and also, my second fanfic. Started: 27.12.2018 Highest ranks- #1 in Stand-up (06.02.2019)

Funny stories that happened while I worked with customers at different jobs.

This is just a dumb ass thinking she can be a comedian and being too scared to tell anyone. I think this wattpad is more for stories but i'm gonna use it for a blog because fuck tumblr. I swear my blog is much better than this description

While falling in love with the prince she has vowed to slay, Princess Eralis must learn to stand up for herself and those she loves. Fighting through betrayals and backstabbing allies at every turn, will Princess Eralis finally find her fairytale ending? ***** Some people think princesses have everything. They are beautiful, confident, and favored by all. But, Princess Eralis doesn't feel like your cliché princess at all. She is the Princess of the Light Kingdom, yet she has the dark powers of her enemy. Locked in her bedroom since she was 10 years old, Eralis struggles with her identity and realizing that there's more to who you are than what people tell you. She doesn't believe in happily ever afters or a prince charming saving you, but when a mysterious shadow prince whisks her away to a world where she can finally fit in, her entire world is turned upside down. The only problem is, the prince that she has started to form feelings for, is the ruler of the Kingdom she has vowed to slay. She knows (thinks) the prince loves her...but is he willing to choose love over his Kingdom and end the war? Most importantly, if her parents found out...she'll never be able to be herself again.

Being a comedian can be exciting and rewarding. Your standing in the spotlight on a large stage while a large audiences laughs at your jokes. Everyone's favorite skits have to be the real life, outlandish stories that sound made up, but are as real as the chair your sitting in. And comedian, Tammy Larusso, has a whole lifetime of crazy stories that she shares with her audience. Join her as she travels the world and shares these tales.

This is the story of Calvin Clarke, an emotionally messed up averagely crazy nerd trying to survive in a world that's weirder to him than the fantasy worlds he prefers. Every day there's an emotional war in his heart and a psychological war in his head. He is an aspiring writer and aspiring human being wading through relationships, drama and life's every day insanities. Life isn't easy but with a little hope, a little delusional and the will to keep rising every time you fall, we can all make it through this weird thing called life.