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Welcome to "Life.exe Has Stopped Working" - a collection of independent, no-logic, no-connection chapters written purely to make you laugh. One random topic Zero life lessons (accidentally included sometimes) Maximum relatable damage From alarm clocks that feel personal to Indian parents, food guilt, overthinking, procrastination, and daily struggles we pretend are "character development" - this book doesn't fix your life. It just laughs at it. You can read anytime. Start from any chapter. Laugh, relate, and question your life choices. Warning: May cause sudden laughter, flashbacks, and comments like "BRO THIS IS SO ME 😭" XDDDDDDDDDDD

Leo Jackson was living his best life. After just finishing his degree in Sports Pyschology, Leo realises its not what he wants to do for the rest of his life. He starts doing stand-up comedy sets around the area and he realises that's what he's passionate about. It didn't earn much but it was enough for him. Just as Leo's settling, his best friend Aaron passes away in a plane accidnet with his wife leaving their daughter orphaned. Leo's overwhelmed and upset, He's known Aaron since he was 11. But his life takes an unexpected turn as Aaron's will is read and he wants Leo to take full custody of his daughter.

Elliot Stein is a college student with Asperger's who decides to try his hand at stand-up comedy. There, he meets a fellow comedian who guides him towards telling jokes that people actually find funny. With one friend and not much luck in dating, Elliot hopes to joke his way into a new passion and a new community.

Gaeul - a confident, self-defending girl transferred from a school in China to Sunghan High School in South Korea in 2004 - only to deal with a group of horrible bullies. possible romance included (✅ means published) CHAPTERS: (which are already written, will be more) 0. CHARACTERS ✅ 1. hyejung's a bitch ✅ 2. shitty school ✅ 3. "girly" plotting ✅ 4. daddy's service part1 ✅ 5. daddy's service part2 6. daddy's service part3 7. the fun in basketball 8. it's funny when they're begging 9. messed up shit 10. horrible love 11. no more light 12. life is sour grapes 13. dark red lipstick 14. karma will come LATEST UPDATE: Sat 29th April 2023 {start-chapter4}

51 shades of grey but PG-15

These headcanon's are the reason I'm still alive. Younger Mulaney + Older Mulaney (⁠'⁠ε⁠｀⁠ ⁠)

Faye heads to Hammersmith Apollo for a week of charity gigs, making it the biggest comedy gig she’s ever done. Hopefully she’ll keep control of her nerves once she finally finds out who’s headlining the show with her.

Everyone at Walnut High accepts that the head cheerleader is dating the supposed bad boy. No one fights the head cheerleader on anything so when her posse told the school that they are dating, people were a little annoyed she couldn't stay with the captain of the football team but didn't question it. Meet Charlie Wilson. She's the new girl in town as of today. She was convinced that there was a queen and king who were the two most popular teens in all of the school. Come to think of it, she went against everything that every student build up: a pyramid of standards. She made very few friends but she also made enemies. Let's just say wait till Flora, the head cheerleader finds out.

Poetry Anthology dedicated to the light hearted, light headed, and the loving.

Ever wonder who Fade was? Or where he originated from? Or even why he left his old pack to join the corrupted Creek pack? Or even why his spirits seemed to drop as his adventure continues...it slowly hollowing out the poor Fade. Well watch as Fade's untold story unfolds! This is a story branching off of the Cursed stars book (on XWildXWolfX's profile) that I am in cooperation with! Anyways...ENJOY!

The story of a young girl ,trying to find herself , from teenager to and adult from fat to someone everyone wanted . A journey of someone who grows to find herself with time

they're jokes.

I don't make friends easily. When we moved to this school, I thought I can finally be the person I've always wanted to be. Everyone will be nice and I can make friends. Oh how wrong I was.

Southpark Kyle stands up for you

High School is a trying time for everyone and sometimes the right thing to do isn't always the easiest. We do our best to be good people and we think that if we see something wrong that we will be the ones to stand up to the evils of the world. That isn't always the case and when someone is brave enough to do it, we need to recognize how brave that person is.

Hey, you probably don't know much about me, but I like doing stand up comedy. Unfortunately, many people around me kinda shoot this down and I'm not allowed to do stand up comedy in the real world. But I still want to share my stories somewhere, so here I am.

For Harley Quinn's 30th birthday I decided to give her what she has always wanted the most. Nothing was happening in Gotham City. Citizens were living their lives, local team won recent football match and there was a fraffic on a highway in a west part of the city again. Under the cover of night, however, criminals were plotting schemes, corruption was at it's best and the gangs were thriving. Between these two worlds are balancing a gangster aspiring to be a comedian and just-starting her career doctor. All rights to The characters of Jack Napier and Harleen Quinzel belong to DC Comics. I just borrow them. Often.