Stanxkenny Stories

The day after Valentine's, the new science substitute teacher shows up and unexpectedly pairs Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski up for a plant assignment, and both boys slowly fall in love. Warning: bad language, some offensive things (in character), mentions of sex (adult characters only!) and minor comedic violence. Warnings for future chapter: Mentions of mental health (very brief and non detailed) Notes!!! This is my first ever fanfic so I did hold back a little. There are traces of Stendy, Stenny and Creek but the main ship is Kyman (the others are pretty rare lmao) This is jam packed with headcanons. Looking back, this thing is ASS. I'll finish it for the people who enjoy it. If the finale chapter (chapter 7) feels rushed when it comes out it's because of that. The art on the cover is mine, and South Park belongs to Matt Stone, Trey Parker, and Comedy Central.

Stan seems to be trapped in which person he wants to date... Kenny or Kyle? He loves both of them because they're his friends but, now they both seem to be inpatient about his love. So now it's up to him to make a choice, to date Kenny or Kyle. [Other ships will be in this story too.]

Stan and Kenny both care for each other but Kenny always dies. But after all they still get to stay together no matter what happens but once something happens will Stan be able to keep Kenny's secret?

Stenny stories that will either be one, two, or maybe three shots. All depending. Most stories will be AUs. No smut.

Kenny knows how to cut hair. Stan can't look at himself in the mirror because all he sees is Randy. Now the two are on Stan's bathroom floor with a bowl of bleach and feelings that have been repressed for way too long. ----- Stenny!!!! Eek I love them so much :]

Kenny McCormick always keeps his phone volume on in the middle of the night in case of emergencies. And now, after a kid called him by accident saying he wanted to kill himself, he was glad he established that rule in the first place.

It's finals week and the last thing Kenny and Stan want to do is stay in class.

All of the art don't belong to me, art belongs to dudemarsh on tumblr Go check the dude out, you won't regret it, I promise :) 12/11/19 - published on December 11 - worked and drafting on December 9 through 11

Stan loves two things: Kenny and his heart. The sound of it beating against palm or in his ear is always so satisfying, so relaxing, no matter the organ's tempo. Those moments are even more meaningful on Valentine's Day, where they most times celebrate being cuddled together.

Kenny, a Ruby Gem, Runs away from Home-world. Why? Because he accidentally fused with a Sapphire, who was nicknamed 'Stan'. These two roamed the world together with nothing stopping them.

Kenny had his fair share of crushes on his peers but his hands never shook this bad and he never sweat. If it was anyone else, he could have entered a conversation like a smooth jazz player entered a saxophone solo. But this was Stan, his best friend, the one who stayed by him while he was kicked when he was down. How could he smooth talk his way into his heart?

Every day he dies. No matter how hard I try, I can't stop it. --------------------------------------------------- Blood was everywhere. On the road, on my jacket, on the lifeless body lying in the middle of the road. No one cared. No one. Until today. Hey... It's me Hamilmatsu. I was listening to Heat Haze Daze and I thought, 'Hey, why not make a one-shot out of this?' So, I hope you'll enjoy. If you don't like Stenny, then I ask you not to read this. This is implied Kyman too.

Ever feel like running away with your special someone? Of course you have, we all have. Well, Stan Marsh and Kenny McCormick are no different from me or you.

Here, I am going to give my opinions on all the South Park ships. Enjoy. (P.S I respect all ships, if you do not agree I completely understand!)

"The Tuesdays after that, sometime around seven and during his break time, are spent with the two of them sitting in a booth near the windows, eating chow mein, living in the moment, enjoying each other company." Or Kenny and Stan find something they can do together.

I'm writing this because most stenny fan fanficts have Stan topping, but I just honestly think that Kenny would.. So I have decided to write my way of how I think this would go down. ((Stenny=OTP))

Their feelings for each other were mutual, at least, that's what Stan thought. It took merely a few days into their relationship for Stan to discover that Kenny's love for him wasn't in line with his own.

Kenny is able to change the color of his eyes at will, and only Stan knows/loves it.