Stapler Stories

(this is a collab with @greenparadox07 go check them out!) You have recently faced a depressing breakup from air-freshener-kun. You and your heart is torn to shreds but when the handsome stapler-Kun appears will you fall in love again? What in the actual f**k am I doing

X wishes that he had powers like four and the contestants.His wish came true but with a price to pay...a number life... (BASED ON POWER A BFB AU)

This is a documentation of the amazingly awkward events in my life. Feel free to laugh, relate, or share your own awkward moments if you'd like. I've spent too much time feeling like I was the only one who was really socially awkward, so I'm here to let everyone know that you're not the only socially awkward penguin out there! And unlike some of my other stories, I will be updating this one VERY frequently...especially since awkward things happen to me on a daily basis. At least I'll never have writer's block with this one.

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Five streamers fluttering across the world - meant to strike fear into the hearts of those who dared try to rebel. That was the intent, plain and simple. And in a way, they fulfilled that role for everyone - the guardians of the streamers included. ...alternatively titled, my los gijinkas as partners au that is extremely self-indulgent <3 please note that this will include the relationships of romantic coloredtapepunch and qpr stapscisspunch (...with my human stapler and alternate hole punch)

Will Stapler finally forgive Jason for all the neglection it has received?

Just a short thing for the second anniversary Of Paper Mario the Origami King

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⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ Gets Hot VERY Quick, Read At Your Own Risk

Back in the days when computers didn't exist, there was deceitful love that left us all clutching at our stomachs...

This is just random short stories from PMTOK

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"Piper,I need to tell you something really important.........I think I love somebody else"Jason said,looking guilty. "WHAT?!?" Who will win the love of Jason Grace? Will it be the stapler? Or will it be the brick? (Or is it a plate of lasagna? Wut?! XD) Read today to find out! (You can read tomorrow too......) Well,This is a completely random and hilarious crack fic with a lot of pathetic plot twists and silly cat fights......Read at your own risk!! XD

{OPEN} An astronomy club decides to go on a spring break trip to the open country so they could see the stars clearly. Per usual, things go wrong and chaos ensues. What did you expect from an unsupervised group of high schoolers?

Jason Grace loves the stapler. The stapler loves the brick. The brick loves Jason.

This is a one shot. Yeah, only a chapter. But it's worth it! (I hope)

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