Starkit Stories

I was rereading this masterpiece of a fanfiction, when I realised: why not fix this steaming cesspool of sparkling purple fluff? (While keeping some of the roots of the author's horrible, horrible ideals intact. Can't have things both ways.)

Copeerkut wuz a kyet hoo had franz and budz. Hez sisstere nammed Metulkieht was almst ded. Red mur to fend it!

First of all: I do not own warriors, nor did I write Sp so yeah... ALSO DONT TAKE THIS FIC SEROUSLY!!!!!!

No I didn't make the book, Moonkitti did, and she got it from x.darkrose.x so yeah, there's going to be the same spellings so...UwU Starkit when Starpaw finds out she has a prophecy, Starclan gave it to her father, Jayfeather, and he told about it, she didn't know what it means, no one knows what prophecies mean until they find out, but later she wants to go hunt with her friend Jazzpaw, but has to fight Shadowclan, after fighting Shadowclan, Firestar and Starpaw start training. They learn fighting, after a while, they hunt, and Firestar starts to like Starpaw, then she becomes Stargleam, and learns about the prophecy.

im a bitch so this will be fun STORY NOT MINE (thank the goddess..)

The power of three just better! Sunkit, Moonkit, and Starkit come originally from Thunderclan, but were brought to Windclan to live with there father, Steeltail Steeltail ends up cheating on Irispelt, their mother, with Wingtail They go back to Thunderclan and...? Continue reading to find out!

Starkit's Prophecy, but much easier to read. Cover by Puppyhowler on DeviantArt. Enjoy I suppose. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Out of darkness, stars will come and get rid of the evil tiger and holly. Today is the day Starkit, the daughter of Dawnsparkle and Jayfeather, becomes an apprentice. Little does she know, a great evil is about to return to the lake, and she is the only one able to defeat it...

Why did I decide to do this? I've NEVER read this terror before. So I thought I'd give the fandom a chance to see my reaction to this *fabulous* story. WARNING: Contains angry cursing, ranting, and loss of sanity. Commentary Number 1.

This book is terrible, and I am going to voice my thoughts on it!

so aaa this is a redone version of starkits prophecy i made the original story is by xdarkrosesx (i think) reminder this is not my story.

I do a commentary of that brain cell losing fanfic. Doing it because I can.

"Out of the darkness,stars will come and get rid of the evil tiger and holly" A purple she-cat by the name of Star'Kit must band the clans together to destroy a great evil,I mean,why not?

DISCLAIMER ;; I DID NOT WRITE STARKIT'S PROPHECY. I DO NOT OWN STARKIT'S PROPHECY. THANK GOODNESS. ALL I OWN IS MY SARCASTIC COMMENTS If you haven't heard about Starkit's Prophecy, for one you are very, very lucky, and two, it is a very bad (I'm sorry I'm being honest here) fanfic about a kit who seems to be 'perfect'. If you look up Starkit's Prophecy on Google, or Yahoo, or whatever you use, you'll find it. Trust me. Anyway, in this book, as the title states, will be my reaction and comments to the fanfiction, Starkit's Prophecy, my comments will be bolded and inside whatever these are called "[ ]".

So, I saw a few other people do this, so this idea isn't mine. But I read this abomination of a story all the time and laugh my butt off. So, why not share the laughter?

ok so when i do this..... -------------------------------------- writing a comment, blah blah blah -------------------------------------------------------- it means i'm saying something about the story. I don't own the rights to this story. (thank god! it's horrible!) So ya. Enjoy laughing your head off

The sequel to starkit's prophecy, and moonkit is born! moonkit is beautiflu and all the cats wnat to be her mat!!

It is my first English warrior cats book that i go try yo made. My anglisch is bad, i know that but please don't look to my grammar. If someone born in StarClan and then go live on a place with cats they don't know who their family is. But on the moment they will die the remember it again.. My book goes about Star(kit/paw/shine...) How a StarClan born cat live in ThunderClan and what happen you have to read.

(CRINGE) this is my First Story so pls be Kind!! Its about MoonStar and how she became Leader. It Starts of with her being a Kit and ends in her death Its probably gonna Take a while to Finish lol

Art by Crow OverLord

this is a sequel to starkit's prophecy by @xdark.rosesx (this is a trollfic so dont take anything seriosly!)