Истории Starkitsprophecy

Shadowkit is born to Dawnclan, but the easy life she wished for never came. Danger came to the forest, and she was forced to make difficult decisions. as if Finding out about Pheonixpaw and Seasonpaw's secrets werent enough for her, just wait till the end.

"Out of the darkness,stars will come and get rid of the evil tiger and holly" A purple she-cat by the name of Star'Kit must band the clans together to destroy a great evil,I mean,why not?

ever wondered what happened AFTER the train wreck called warerors eqenox? did i finally develop some shame? did i never write anything again? nope. unfortunately not. This was tiny 8 y.o Baxter and thier friend trying to be good. They both failed. The huge gaps are where stock photos of cats,foxes, and inexplicably, some cheese and water were. ANYWAY, the first two books (Blaze and Equinox) are way, way, WAY worse. They make Star Kit's prophecy look like f'ing SHAKESPEAR.

HERR WE GO! BUCKLE YOUR SEAT BELTS, AND TRY NOT TO CHUCK YOUR DEVICE ACROSS THE ROOM! (DIRTY COMMENTS LIE AHEAD)

As you may know, Starkit's Prophecy is a horrible, unreadable, book by xdark.rosex originally on fanfiction.net. For fun, I wanted to write a more LOGICAL and grammatically correct version. Enjoy. DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN STARKIT'S PROPHECY. I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS. THEY BELONG TO ERIN HUNTER AND x.darkroses.x

Oh god what am I getting myself into I have read a lot of these. They seem like fun, so I'M DOING ONE TOO! And I know perfectly well how horrible it is. Let's see if I survive...

while i linger in teh gutter uf art bolck between chapterz i may az well poast teh artz i have done of tehse characters. mostly jst sloppy refz i do as i feel liek it

DISCLAIMER ;; I DID NOT WRITE STARKIT'S PROPHECY. I DO NOT OWN STARKIT'S PROPHECY. THANK GOODNESS. ALL I OWN IS MY SARCASTIC COMMENTS If you haven't heard about Starkit's Prophecy, for one you are very, very lucky, and two, it is a very bad (I'm sorry I'm being honest here) fanfic about a kit who seems to be 'perfect'. If you look up Starkit's Prophecy on Google, or Yahoo, or whatever you use, you'll find it. Trust me. Anyway, in this book, as the title states, will be my reaction and comments to the fanfiction, Starkit's Prophecy, my comments will be bolded and inside whatever these are called "[ ]".

This is a StarKit's Prophecy fanfiction! It includes the original (grammatically incorrect) words (I think) and a translation and some of my own comments on everything! Please read!

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Everyone knows of this monstrosity of a fanfic I am going to review this and see how much of this I can take .

Yes, it is now Moonkit's prophecy. Cats are not allowed to be named Starkit. Then if they became leader they would be Starstar.

I basically shit on a fanfiction that was probably written as a joke because I'm a big baby

A remake of Starkit's Prophecy, to see if I can make this story much more improved than the original.

just for the funny [PLACEHOLDER COVER]

So I've never read this and I wanted to so I thought. Why not share this experience with you! WARNING: i will be VERY harsh on this book. **Updates daily. No seriously. I like reviewing awful books** **The art of Stargleam on the cover is not mine** **yeah I know the cover is awful but it's a awful book**