Starkitsprophecy Stories

Archiving a story I'll probably never finish but had a really fun time writing (( artwork by thunderc1an on tumblr ))

Ember paw is the daughter of sparkstar and larksong. When she someday gets a prophecy she doesnt realize that she will be the first apprentice to ever be given such an important role in the fate of all the clans, will she be strong enough to face all the incoming dangers? dont worry dis iz a trol

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Star a kittypet, alongside her friend jazz don't feel like they belong.

I want to more of these, please comment terrible Warriors and superhero fanfics because it'll be fun.

Copeerkut wuz a kyet hoo had franz and budz. Hez sisstere nammed Metulkieht was almst ded. Red mur to fend it!

Yay!It's time for me to review the cringe fanfic known as Starkit's Prophecy!

while i linger in teh gutter uf art bolck between chapterz i may az well poast teh artz i have done of tehse characters. mostly jst sloppy refz i do as i feel liek it

This book is terrible, and I am going to voice my thoughts on it!

ever wondered what happened AFTER the train wreck called warerors eqenox? did i finally develop some shame? did i never write anything again? nope. unfortunately not. This was tiny 8 y.o Baxter and thier friend trying to be good. They both failed. The huge gaps are where stock photos of cats,foxes, and inexplicably, some cheese and water were. ANYWAY, the first two books (Blaze and Equinox) are way, way, WAY worse. They make Star Kit's prophecy look like f'ing SHAKESPEAR.

Ok, so I know this might sound strange.....but this story Is inspired by STARKITS PROPHECY! I PROMISE yo have this make way more sense....and this will take part AFTER sunrise.yes, this will be based on this Mary sue

"Out of the darkness,stars will come and get rid of the evil tiger and holly" A purple she-cat by the name of Star'Kit must band the clans together to destroy a great evil,I mean,why not?

a new prophecy is sent by starclan fortelling THE MOST EPIC LEADER IN TEH HISTORY OF THE CLANS. born into a grate destiny, what kind of adventuers will leaderkit get into. and wat darkness awaits around the corner. a storey like u have hopefully never seen b4

HERR WE GO! BUCKLE YOUR SEAT BELTS, AND TRY NOT TO CHUCK YOUR DEVICE ACROSS THE ROOM! (DIRTY COMMENTS LIE AHEAD)

DISCLAIMER ;; I DID NOT WRITE STARKIT'S PROPHECY. I DO NOT OWN STARKIT'S PROPHECY. THANK GOODNESS. ALL I OWN IS MY SARCASTIC COMMENTS If you haven't heard about Starkit's Prophecy, for one you are very, very lucky, and two, it is a very bad (I'm sorry I'm being honest here) fanfic about a kit who seems to be 'perfect'. If you look up Starkit's Prophecy on Google, or Yahoo, or whatever you use, you'll find it. Trust me. Anyway, in this book, as the title states, will be my reaction and comments to the fanfiction, Starkit's Prophecy, my comments will be bolded and inside whatever these are called "[ ]".

This is a StarKit's Prophecy fanfiction! It includes the original (grammatically incorrect) words (I think) and a translation and some of my own comments on everything! Please read!