Истории Statefarm

doug is VERY jealous

Daniel works at Statefarm :3

The hardworking State farm employee and the s-shy y/n seem to have a connection... more than simple acquaintances... (THIS IS A JOKE )

a book of mostly fictional theories.

Just...read...

There's always that one person; that person who has it all. That person who is good looking. That person who is rich. That person who is popular. That person that has the best life ever. That's the guy who every girl falls for. But not me. I don't let looks fool me. The way I tell if someone is good or not is by simple looking at their name. If I like the name, I'll keep them. And if I don't, then I'm really not into them. I don't get fooled by looks. But I sure am fooling myself. I keep telling myself that my parents are gonna stop fighting and that my life will only get better. And most importantly, I keep telling myself that Jake will like me. I am lying to myself.

Recommended by : @FUNKY_KONG Disclaimer!: This is mainly a joke, but I do genuinely find Jake hot so I will enjoy writing this.

I'm being watched, and you are too, it's State Farm, there watching, there watching us all, and there watching right now.

Hold on to your seats, because you're about to be on the brink of insanity in a few seconds. ------------------------------------ Lilith and Akira proceed to divorce after an unusual and problematic marriage. The fighting is however unending as they meet again with past & present lovers and friends, sparking the conflict of a century.

me cause i love myself . 😜

MY RELIGION OF JAKE FROM STATEFARM

god i hate my life

This is the story about a mysterious man who's know for working at state-farm...this story is not just an ordinary state-farm man...no, this is about, Jake...Jake from state-farm, yes that's right...him. Read about his tough and fun journeys along the road, and maybe some SPICE.😏 Discover what kind of man he really AND truly is.

Spanish Crossover Project

The journeys of jake through his state farm adventures. Cover by @raedowg