Statefarm Stories

Flo needs a true love

Hold on to your seats, because you're about to be on the brink of insanity in a few seconds. ------------------------------------ Lilith and Akira proceed to divorce after an unusual and problematic marriage. The fighting is however unending as they meet again with past & present lovers and friends, sparking the conflict of a century.

There's always that one person; that person who has it all. That person who is good looking. That person who is rich. That person who is popular. That person that has the best life ever. That's the guy who every girl falls for. But not me. I don't let looks fool me. The way I tell if someone is good or not is by simple looking at their name. If I like the name, I'll keep them. And if I don't, then I'm really not into them. I don't get fooled by looks. But I sure am fooling myself. I keep telling myself that my parents are gonna stop fighting and that my life will only get better. And most importantly, I keep telling myself that Jake will like me. I am lying to myself.

Yes

me cause i love myself . 😜

It's basically just a vamped up version of the life and death myth, made more modern by yours truly. Enjoy! (:

This is the story about a mysterious man who's know for working at state-farm...this story is not just an ordinary state-farm man...no, this is about, Jake...Jake from state-farm, yes that's right...him. Read about his tough and fun journeys along the road, and maybe some SPICE.😏 Discover what kind of man he really AND truly is.

doug is VERY jealous

Daniel works at Statefarm :3

a book of mostly fictional theories.

We don't only have kahakis in the backroom. Also don't mention about the spelling mistakes this is how it's supposed to be like that.

Spanish Crossover Project

This is mostly a joke. Read the adventures of Y/N and Jake as they embark on a journey of love, deception, betrayal, and other cool stuff. Inspirations: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47cAxRX3aDg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEaTrmlZUgw This applies to both Jakes, the original and the reboot. I do not own Jake or State Farm. (Obviously.)

Recommended by : @FUNKY_KONG Disclaimer!: This is mainly a joke, but I do genuinely find Jake hot so I will enjoy writing this.

Everyone wants to take Bob's smirk, but no one can have it. No matter what they do, no one is able to keep the smirk. Not even Bob. The First Season of The Smirk Memes. Season Two: https://www.wattpad.com/1108144979-the-smirk-memes-donut-time-chapter-1

I'm being watched, and you are too, it's State Farm, there watching, there watching us all, and there watching right now.

A Fan-fic based off of the amazing Percy Jackson and the Olympian series by Rick Riordan. A collaberation bewtween myself and three of my friends; this story is funny, interesting, actiony and even a little romantic. ___________ Three young, middleschooler bestfriends: A fun-loving, (crazy) care-free spirit, an unseemingly rebellious wild-child, and a smarty pants good girl embark on a dangerous mission for a really HOT guy. (You'll understand once you read the story). Before making it to this unbelievable camp of theirs, the thought never would've crossed their minds that they were half-god. But now, they'll come face to face with the scariest, most thrilling, bone-chilling sights, circumstances and experiences of their lives, all to come out on top with the glory... That is if they all don't die first. I guess we'll just have to wait and see about that part.......