Statehumans Stories

Fourteen-year old America is tired of being under his father's thumb. Sixteen-year old Canada has to deal with his love life, and an arranged marriage. Britain is not one to back down from a challenge of war. France sees an opportunity to take back her son and daughters. (cover made by me)

*COVER ART NOT MINE* (UPDATES WILL NOW BE SLOW AND FAR BETWEEN. THIS STORY IS UNDER EDITING) So... America had fifty-one kids... who knew? Remember who we are talking about here, guys? Yep, America. And everyone knows he's a hard working single dad trying to keep his 51 kids safe and is running on fifteen hours of sleep in the past week, as well as keeping those kids hidden from the rest of society. oh... wait, no, no one knows that... my bad. everyone only knows America as the lazy, irresponsible young adult that thinks his life is so hard as he's sitting on the couch watching Netflix in his mansion without a care in the world. He's late for meetings, always tired and hungry, is always hogging food at the grocery store, has bought every single fire extinguisher in town, and is ALWAYS complaining. (Most chapters will be in the State's POV's)

Everyone thinks America is an irresponsible player. Little do they know, he has the greatest responsibility of all.

America has 50 kids that no one knows about not even the U.N. The country can take care of them but they make it harder to take care of himself. He usually only gets 30 minutes to 3 hours of sleep if he's lucky and despite his cocky exterior he's emotionally a pile of crap. (Aint in fandom anymore, keep this up for my resume)

" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but either way, they're not related.)

(MIGHT RE-WRITE) So, America has tried his best to keep his states from gaining attention, with only Canada and Mexico really knowing they exist, but what happens when certain states want the attention on them? Want the world to know they aren't just another peice of land? (Yes, I know. So original.) (SLOW UPDATES/if I don't post n mymessages for over 4 months, it's either that I lost my acc or school.) If you want to post a translated version of my book, please talk to me first about it and give proper credits. NO SHIP STORY! & It's my first story so... Expect it to be bad. Really bad. (1#) usacountryhumans||august-14-2024 (out of 12 stories at the time) (1#)countryhumansusa||august-20-2024 (out of 92 stories at the time) (1#)countryhumansfanfiction||august-22-2024 (out of 24 stories at the time) (2#)50states||septeber-7-2024 (out of 95 tories at the time) (1#americacountyhumans||november-6-2024 Most curse words will be replaced with [Redacted] brackets, so brace yourself. (no cover for now, have penguins instead.) And English isn't my first language so thier might be grammar issues and misspelling :,)

Actually at this point, this book not only includes US states but also Chinese regions, Japanese prefectures, Canadian provinces and Brazilian states. But I mostly write about the US more. I'll mark which chapters feature places of which country in the title!

This book contains the following: Countryhumans, Statehumans, OC's, digital art, and traditional art. Note that this book does take suggestions, so ask away.

Yeah, this is for all of my stupid ideas and shit. Enjoy Contains: Swears Languages that may not be English every once and awhile (Svenska, Español, Français) Might not be very historical Maybe a few ships suggestive topics The most stupidest ideas in history that I came up with at 5am Gay Penguins Blatent favoritism over Canada and Mexico being idiots How the fuck do I languages? Me complaining about life lol

"So through the night rode Paul Revere; And so through the night went his cry of alarm To every Middlesex village and farm, - A cry of defiance and not of fear, A voice in the darkness, a knock at the door, And a word that shall echo forevermore! For, borne on the night-wind of the Past, Through all our history, to the last, In the hour of darkness and peril and need, The people will waken and listen to hear The hurrying hoof-beats of that steed, And the midnight message of Paul Revere" -Paul Revere's Ride by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Nothing lasts forever, and no one knows that more than America. Her entire life has been a burden on her shoulders, and she's been through more than most can imagine. Finally, she experiences a relieving era of relative peace, but there's a storm brewing on the horizon. She won her freedom centuries ago, but some wars never stay buried. This time, however, she's not only fighting for herself. America has fifty children to protect at all costs. No one else knows they exist. Not her enemies, not her friends. She's all alone. She prefers it this way, and she does everything in her power to maintain this unstable and temporary peace. Unfortunately, some people won't let that happen. America must decide who to trust, because the British are coming, and they're coming for her. DISCLAIMER!! This is just for fun, and it is not my intent to push any political agendas. Also, it is in no way historically, culturally, geographically, or stereotypically accurate. This is all a story I made completely, as I said before, for fun, and the countries are characters, and have almost nothing to do with their political states in this story. Also, warning, there will be fighting, and blood.

idk why it's just groovy man an updated book filled with all my headcanons for the US states !! (this book may also contain oneshots) as always, keep in mind that these are my ideas and opinions, and if you disagree that's completely fine! just don't make a fuss about it ^^ i'm open to suggestions, criticism, and requests, so if you want to hear my ideas/headcanons on YOUR state(s) lmk!! ~edsheeranhater09

Book 1 in "Statehouse Stories" ----- A caffeine addicted narcoleptic and a rowdy ex-capital with a drinking problem. A peachy pair, if you will. One couldn't seem to stay awake while the other drank and partied all night. Baseball games, and quiet cafés. Late night parties, and boring work meetings. A perfect, yet mundane, life. But not quite for long... ----- Georgia sat in the car, forehead pressed against the cold, frosted glass. The back seat filled with boxes of various things. And right beside him, in the driver's seat, Louisiana, tapping their thumbs on the wheel to the music that was playing, although Georgia wasn't nearly as interested in the music as his sibling was. "God Lou would you turn that down?" He rolled his eyes and snapped at his sibling, who then put up his hands and turned the volume dial. "Alright, alright, jeez, what kinda gris-gris got put on you?" Georgia just scoffed and turned to put his head back on the window, until they both drove past a sadly familiar place. "Hey hey wait stop the car." His seatbelt was already unbuckled and his door swung open right as the car stopped moving. "Jesus- what was that for Geo?!" Louie slammed the breaks and furrowed their eyebrows at their brother, who was walking away from the car at a fast pace. It wasn't until then that Louie's face dropped and they realized where they were at. Georgia started to run to get closer, before slowing down right in front of the headstone. In Loving Memory of Pennsylvania December 12th, 1787 - November 18th, 2020 A wide grin grew on Georgia's face, but blurry, tear filled eyes came with it. "Happy birthday Penny." ----- Credit for characters goes to Ben Brainard. Storyline, backstory, cover art, and overall book belongs to @TheChromaSystem This book was written by a fictive in a system of Georgia from Ben Brainard's "The Table" web-series. All events in this book are true and have happened in Georgia's memory. Remember that before posting comments.

An anthology of statehuman oneshots, mainly revolving around the USA states. The time period each fic is set in will vary, so I'll try my best to keep them all as historically accurate as possible. There will be romantic relationships, indicted in the chapter titles and tags. If you don't like it, don't read it. Thank you for respecting that. I've decided to open up requests, so as long as they're not sexual or illegal, I'll probably write them. Please keep it to statehumans though - I'll be doing countryhumans later. The chapters will be cross-posted to AO3 under the same username.

Morelos x Hidalgo StateHumans Portada pedorra hecha por mi :v -|-|- ¿porqué volvería a amar?, le rompieron su corazón mas de una vez. Morelos una chica alegre y optimista que paso a ser la chica que odia todo. Solo su gran "amigo" hace que ella pueda sonreír y ¿Enamorarse?

The Kingdom of Hawaiʻi was betrayed by all her allies when the overthrow of her monarchy. She had been turned into a phoenix against her will and was imprisoned and abused by the Republic government. That's how the original story goes, in any case. But this is not the story. This is the story of a Hawaiʻi who embraced her fire and used it to enact her revenge. No matter the cost. (Warpath Hawai'i AU was created by NewLostIslands; go check her out.)

2 Childhood friends find themselves lost in the middle of a forest, abandoning their old lives.

Cover art is not by me. I write incorrect quotes and one shots, I might put art idk. Requests are allowed. Probably also gonna add cityhumans.

I was I ever in this fandom?? 💀

ME RANTING ABOUT COUNTRYHUMANS, STATEHUMANS, PLANETHUMANS, ETC. Lots of cursing, as you can see in the title. This is just where I complain. Mostly about the [blank]human fandoms. Yeah. ALSO YES YOU CAN TOTALLY DEBATE WITH ME, HELL YES PLEASE. I LOVE A GOOD ARGUMENT! Just please don't insult me. But you can say you think my opinion is stupid! Just don't call me stupid. UwU

Alaska, a Son/State of USA is forced to babysit the States for one day because America had work, will he be able to do it????