Истории Statehumans

"Good is such a strange word, don't you think? You think that you're good and I think that I'm good, but we both think that each other is evil." The person huddling near my states whispered. "Who's really right if both of us are wrong?" I didn't know what she meant by that then, but I did now. It only took a lifetime to figure it out. Highest rankings: Countryhumans #1 (8-19-20) Statehumans #1(8-19-20) UN #1 (8-19-20) America #2 (8-24-20) Countries #1 (12-22-20) States #1 (10-8-20) RusAme #1 (10-19-20) Started on 5/27/2020 Ended on 5/27/2021

*COVER ART NOT MINE* (UPDATES WILL NOW BE SLOW AND FAR BETWEEN. THIS STORY IS UNDER EDITING) So... America had fifty-one kids... who knew? Remember who we are talking about here, guys? Yep, America. And everyone knows he's a hard working single dad trying to keep his 51 kids safe and is running on fifteen hours of sleep in the past week, as well as keeping those kids hidden from the rest of society. oh... wait, no, no one knows that... my bad. everyone only knows America as the lazy, irresponsible young adult that thinks his life is so hard as he's sitting on the couch watching Netflix in his mansion without a care in the world. He's late for meetings, always tired and hungry, is always hogging food at the grocery store, has bought every single fire extinguisher in town, and is ALWAYS complaining. (Most chapters will be in the State's POV's)

America looks and acts normal; he's late, lazy, barely pays attention in the world meetings, you know, the normal. But after America passes out on his way to his car, Russia is worried, and Intrugied. why would America pass out? He's the healthist of all the super powers. But America isn't healthy. He has to take care of 64 children without anyone knowing in fear of them getting hurt. He barely eats, never sleeps for 2 weeks straight, and above all has to deal with the criticism that he's a lazy-fat-idiot who never does his work. Soon, things will change. For better or worse though?

so, America is a single father of 50 states and 4 territories. everyone knows he's hardworking and friendly. Wait, sorry I forgot almost nobody knows about his states or his real "self". Everyone sees him as the one country that HAS to be different and late every time they meet. He's known to be ignorant, snippy, and above all lazy. But oh no no no this is just not true, that's just the personality he puts forth when around other country's. Only Canada, Mexico, and Russia know about his states. Though they only know about a few. You have the usually know 50 states but the more unknown are his 4 territories, American Samoa, Northern Mariana Islands, Puerto Rico, and the U.S. Virgin Islands. The funny thing is, you'd think the other country's would know about his states from the 50 stars on his face, right? Well they're oblivious to it, and America finds that funny. Now, getting on to when this takes place. The year is 2025, five years after the 2020 pandemic and the world has recovered, mostly. Well, America has mostly recovered. All of the sickness and death in his country took a toll on him as you can guess. So, he will now more frequently throw up, more frequently than before. But apart from that, the monthly world meeting has been chosen to take place in America's capitol. Everything seems fine, but who are these kids who come running in, calling America "Papa"? Tag things: #1 in "State" 31/8/22 #6 in "usa" 10/11/22

This is shit. Ok description time. Florida steals Texas's wagon and horse so that America can help Cali and others with the fires and so, Japan Italy China Russia England France Poland and Russia find out America has kids. Also Confederate is not Ames brother in this story.

[Disclaimer: This is cringe] "Pa, where is Florida-man?" "W-What if he went back to papá?" ~~ When Florida seems to go missing, everyone panics. There's absolutely no trace of the state, until America finds a seemingly blunt note. Where had Florida gone? A place nobody was supposed to know about; The Library of Knowledge. ~~ [None of the Art in this book is mine.] [Yes, this may include stereotypical features] [started: Monday, January 6th, 2020] [Completed: Monday, April 29th, 2020] [TLOK Book One] [NOT POSTED ON MY Ao3]

Before anything; * = chapters I need to update 《 PLEASE READ 》 ↪ I put time, thought and work into making these headcanons for Country/State/City humans. ↪ If you are offended by any of these, I can gladly change it. I just kindly ask you the reason it is offending so I can add that in there too and explain why it was removed. ↪ If I had screwed up your country's family tree, please do tell me what order they should go in. I try my best, but I cannot always find valuable sources to go by, so I have to sometimes go through and use what I have. Mongolia in particular I've had complaints but please read comments on that. 《DISCLAIMER》 Cover art belongs to @Lily24341234 on Twitter. If this belongs to you and you do not wish to have it here, let me know and I'll gladly remove it.

North vs. South, Free State vs. Slave State, State Governments vs. Federal Government. For a country with the name United, America was anything but united. The states still stuck together, though. That is until December 20, 1860. The bloodiest fight the Union has ever had is about to begin. Cover by Kenz, Tumblr Here: https://www.tumblr.com/k3nzie-e-e?source=share

Hey y'all it's part twooooooo (This book BETTER NOT GET STOLEN AGAIN)

I've decided that I have to much art piling up and I NEED everyone to see it 61 in Apple✨✨ 83 in my art 420 READS AUGUST 2024 HELLL YEEAH 30 in countryballs

After more than half a century as a territory, Hawaiʻi is finally a state. Statehood does not quiet the ghosts of annexation, occupation, and war. It does not resolve the tension between sovereignty and survival, nor does it answer who she is meant to be now: the soul of a people, state of America, or something fiercely her own. As the banners fade and the speeches end, Hawaiʻi must confront the fractures in her history-the betrayals, the compromises, the loyalties that still ache-and decide what parts of her past she will carry forward. In the wake of celebration comes reckoning. And in that reckoning, Hawaiʻi must forge an identity not handed to her by conquest or congress, but created by and for herself and her people.

A story about New Mexico in my statehumans au and how he became the man everyone, state, country, or province, knows today.

I post when I'm bored K? Also Yeet. This book now has headcannons and stories too.

The Kingdom of Hawaiʻi was betrayed by all her allies when the overthrow of her monarchy. She had been turned into a phoenix against her will and was imprisoned and abused by the Republic government. That's how the original story goes, in any case. But this is not the story. This is the story of a Hawaiʻi who embraced her fire and used it to enact her revenge. No matter the cost. (Warpath Hawai'i AU was created by NewLostIslands; go check her out.)

This is gonna be a long one ..

Once upon a time lived countryhumans, they were more not human than human. They had wings, fur, feathers, scales, sharp teeth and claws. They were great hunters and gatherers. Each one was protecting it's own tribe. But what if one countryhuman wanted to disappear? To run away and live a life of it's own? -14th of April,22 (Art on the cover is made by me!)

This is gonna be trash, I just know it. America is always tired, but why? This is gonna be soooo cliche. Also RusAme because why not?

Oh America. The lazy man who sleeps in meeting. Most likely because he plays video games all night. That's what they think. But they don't know he has a very big responsibility. Bigger then theirs.

During the War of 1812, The Territory of Michigan was surrendered to the British, with Michigan forced to live with the British for the duration of that war. This details his experience. [COMIC] Based on @weirdestarrow's writing and oneshot, The Time Spent in a Gilded Cage.

Yeah, this is for all of my stupid ideas and shit. Enjoy Contains: Swears Languages that may not be English every once and awhile (Svenska, Español, Français) Might not be very historical Maybe a few ships suggestive topics The most stupidest ideas in history that I came up with at 5am Gay Penguins Blatent favoritism over Canada and Mexico being idiots How the fuck do I languages? Me complaining about life lol