Historias de Statehumansarizona

A story about New Mexico in my statehumans au and how he became the man everyone, state, country, or province, knows today.

Welcome to my world of broken headcanons! Where New York likes Massachusetts, Tennessee is having an existential crisis, Alabama isn't a total creep, California breaks the fourth wall, Kentucky is in therapy, and their world is falling apart as we speak! (There is currently a story in session)

I have too many books *POSSIBLY NONEXISTENT UPDATES* Anyway America and Mexico had six kids but everything turned f*cky when they got a divorce. Texas and California ran away to live with America, and America won the rest of his kids through a messy custody battle. Now, without any stinkin kids to worry about, Mexico realizes he's trans. Meanwhile America realizes he has very little desire for women but the Czars son is pretty hot. But now that Soviets dead and America's mental health is at a rapid decline, he needs help raising six kids. And when a certain trans Mexican finds his way back into his life, will things work out for the better this time? Or will things plummet into another painful split? Only time will tell. Warnings: - countryhumans - self harm - suicidal thoughts/actions - transphobia - homophobia - angst (Disclaimer: this is based off of history but doesn't accurately reflect it nor does it reflect current events. Please do your own research before you take everything in this book as fact)

This book is just me and Ari brain dumping random stuff and conversations. This book was not meant to offend anyone. If any other states would like to join in a conversation just let me or Ari know. (We are likely about to lose a LOT of brain cells from this...) Hope y'all enjoy, this'll be real random... :) - TN and AZ

When the States are practically bored out of their mind, Hawaii has an idea! But can she stay focused on the game?

I already have headcanons and incorrect quotes, so imma through in some ✨shenanigans✨ Most of these are me trying to figure out relationships between the characters so enjoy

GOING THROUGH SOME EDITING! The Confederate Battle Flag is alive- But it isn't what you might think. Dixie (as he goes by nowadays) has been stuck inside America's head all these years. First a voice of opposition, then blunt annoyance. Then council. He has changed. And America needs him more than ever. *may be offensive. Dixie is a good guy in this. Do not read if this offends you or if you are triggered by violence