Steffie Stories

hey guys sorry for the wrong words please like my story.

"Wait, what do you mean they don't have graham crackers in Scotland?" "This needs to be fixed." "Where's the parrot!? SOMEONE FIND THE PARROT!" "Le Llyn, le zombie of le Le le le --" "You can't kill me, I'm immortal!" "SHUT! UP! SLACKIE!" ~ These are the tales of the eight girls who stepped into the Guild for the graphics, and stepped out to brave the world... And do some stupid things....but hey! The friends you do stupid things with are the friends you want to have. So come on in, keep an eye out for the parrot and have a graham cracker, on the house. Grab a pillow, unbelt your sword, and put the plans for world domination on the back burner, because these are the tales of those crazies who make up the Guild of Graphics. Straight out of Wattpad, these are the stories of us. WARNING: THIS BOOK MIGHT BE SLIGHTLY INSANE AND IS BROUGHT FORTH ONLY FOR COMICAL PURPOSES #392 in Humor 7/26/16

Ako si Drake Buenavista nangangakong hinding-hindi iiwan ang nagiisang babae sa aking buhay na si Haile Buenaventura. Laging pasasayahin hanggat makakaya at hindi ipagpapalit kanino man. Ako si Haile Buenaventura nangangakong hinding-hindi iiwan ang nagiisang lalaki sa aking buhay na si Drake Buenavista. Laging lasasayahin hanggat makakaya at hindi ipagpapalit kanino man. Done kasal na kami. Choss! Yan ang patunay na forever na kami ni drake na nakatali sa isat-isa. Sweet no? Perfect tandem kami sa campus ehh.