Stefon قصص

There might be some offensive things on here but they were part of the script that John Mulaney would add last minute without Bill Hader knowing

Stefon and his friends go on an adventure and end up crashing in the plane 6 times and end up finding a unicorn.. not just any unicorn a space unicorn!! After 4 whole DAYZZZ,THEY LANDED IN CHINA! And does EPIC stuff!

"This relationship has everything..." Stefon is finally coming out to his family, officially this time. He has sat down every important person in his life to give them the news. His brother and cousin pretty much have it all figured out, but his parents and his aunt and uncle are firm on their belief that he's just been going through a phase. As he tries to get through his anxiety to get them to meet his boyfriend, things start going south. Never has he been shy about his sexuality, but how is he supposed to convince his family it isn't a phase if he can't even get them to talk to him properly? The characters in this story are based loosely on Bobby Moynihan's theory about the Weekend Update family, as well as throwing other things around that make sense revolving that. The family Stefon lives with: Drunk Uncle - Stefon's Uncle (Going by Uncle Bobby since he was never given a name) Aunt Linda - Stefon's Aunt The Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started A Conversation With At A Party - Stefon's Cousin (Going by Cecily since she wasn't given a name either) Bar Mitzvah boy Jacob - Neighbor These are the characters *based on* Bobby's theory. Now for the others, named by Stefon himself: David Zolefsky - Stefon's Brother Ms. Stefon - Stefon's Mother David Bowie - Stefon's Father Based on the information Stefon gives us, he also has a son (he is presumably an absent father) and a dog, Bark Ruffalo. And Shy as a last second decision because who needs dramaless stories

Bright lights, cat fights. Enter the world of beauty pageants -- a perfume-scented place of diamonds, tiaras and rivalry. January Diego Costello, 17, born in New York. Hazel hair, blue-grayish eyes, 178 cm height, this basket-playing dude is gay. But not many people knew, except his best friend and his mother. But when January enters the Big Apple Beauty Pageant 2012, he realizes that winning is going to take a lot more than beauty and grace, especially when you have a arch nemesis and mysterious roommate on your hands. Will January be able to conquer his nemesis, make a new friend and find true love all within a week? And someone manage to keep his hair looking good? Well, don’t you ever underestimate the power of a seventeen year old, homosexual blue-eyed teenager. Cover Picture by ~xim0nfir3x

Sethfon songfics. Lots and lots of songfics. The title is inspired by Nothing by Bruno Major. I started writing this while listening to it one day and then more songs kept popping into my head. At the beginning of each chapter there will be a short description blurb, completely with the song title, artist(s), word count for the story following said blurb, and notes that will include trigger warnings if need be or if I feel the need to explain something further. Stories are based more on the feeling of the songs than the songs themselves. Just ideas thrown together in music video fashion in my head. Lyrics will probably not be listed but all songs will be.

Bill hader,thats all I gotta say

Warning: this story contains mature themes such as coffee drinking, the Great Recession, and the Oxford comma. Not for the faint of heart!

Book of photo collages for Bill Hader and his characters!! Feel free to request one!!

oneshots of Stefon and Seth from SNL

This'll just be a bunch of short stories relating to Bill Hader. From Stefon to Barry to Willy from the To Do List, maybe you could suggest some things :) Have fun reading it

Meredith Elliot, a writer who gets hired by Saturday Night Live, is a hardworking, determined woman who will not let anyone get in her way. She loves the excitement of writing something new every week, but there is one thing she cannot stand about it. The celebrities. After writing a hit sketch, Meredith is forced to work with cast members, like Bill Hader, to create characters and sketches. She treats the jobs as she would any other writing assignment. That is until she goes out after a show one Saturday night. • • • • "Meredith.. wait.. I have to tell you-" He starts and I groan. "I know where this is about to go, don't you dare say it." I tell him, but he's speaking before I finish. "I like you. Actually, I think we really like each other." He says, keeping his eyes on me. "You said it, even though I told you not to." I mumble, sighing. "I'm flattered... I promise... I am. So, can I go now?" I ask, and he laughs. *Story contains mature content and topics such as domestic violence, mental health, PTSD, and language.*