"you're supposed to pretend like you love me!"
"but what if i'm not pretending anymore?"
or
in which richie and eddie pretend to be in a relationship for more reasons than one.
[ranked #1 - reddie]
bill: so you're my tutor?
or
in which bill will lose everything if he doesn't get his grades up, and stanley will lose everything if he doesn't tutor some dumb jock for free.
[ranked #1 - stanbrough]