Absolute_Weapon_01
"BITE ME."
That's what you can tell your parents, the school board, and society after you read this book.
Look, my dad thinks I spend too much time in my room "dealing with repressed emotional baggage." First of all, it's not repressed, it's highly functional rage. Second of all, I'm not "moping"-I'm crafting.
Since I'm stuck in this boring human body in a boring human suburb, I'm documenting how to build actually useful things out of the literal trash your parents buy. If you want to knit a scarf or paint a cute little flowerpot, get off my page. But if you want to know how to make a sick-as-hell custom keychain, a real life absolute solver (or just really cool disassembly drone arms), smash that follow button.
WARNING: I am not responsible if you singe your eyebrows off, blow a fuse in your entire neighborhood, or get grounded until the year 3000.
Updates every Tuesday night, or whenever my dad forgets to change the router password.