Stephensondheim Stories

*Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters, please don't sue me 👁👄👁* This isn't just a fan fiction of the Sweeney Todd movie don't worry, I plan for a bit of smut later on and Sweenett of course 😉 This is my first ever fanfic, I really hope you enjoy!

THIS IS A JOKE, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. on the request of literally no one, I am writing this weird ship book (platonic & romantic) because me and some others got bored and decided to ship the characters in our musical. I will include short descriptions on why the hell we decided this would make a "good" ship, as well as potential trigger warnings, what ship it is, and what type (fluff, angst, etc...). this entire thing is a train wreck from start to finish. why am I doing this?

Transported south alongside his former partner, now his sworn enemy, for their murderous and cannibalistic crimes, Sweeney Todd's plans for his own future entail a strong rope around his neck and a sturdy tree. But when Mrs. Lovett pulls an impromptu escape, leaving them alone on a desolate portion of the French coast, they must learn to cooperate once again, while he still slaves over his plots of revenge--except this time, it's her throat he wants to slit. Sweenett (SweeneyXNellie). AU where the officers intercepted them before he flung her into the fire. Title from Alice Walker's preface to The Color Purple: "...A chance for me to encounter That Which Is Beyond Understanding But Not Beyond Loving and to say: I see and hear you clearly, Great Mystery, now that I expect to see and hear you everywhere I am, which is the right place."

Hellooo, I'm still pretty busy so new chapters will probably be rare but it will be a treat when I do update I suppose. I wanted to post because why not hehe, this is a story of if Nel and Sweeney lived at the seaside with Toby, I hope you enjoy <33

Originally written for a task in a game. It's a ficticious (non-canon) story of the first meeting between the Baker and Baker's Wife from Into the Woods. Characters belong to Stephen Sondheim. I may add more to this, please leave feedback in the comments!

Tea has the power to heal. Honey makes things sweet. When combined, it is the most delicious medicine in the world. However, can tea with honey be used to describe the unspoken word?

Inspired from the song "The barber and his wife" from Sweeney Todd by Stephen Sondheim

- "Destined to be forever spoken of with misty-eyed bragging rights by anyone who sees it." Ben Bratley, The New York Times - I'm just trying to make whoever read this to feel like they're watching this playwright with their eyes and to enjoy this unique & spectacular experience for some time.. :) - Don't forget to open the music video above in each chapter while you read..