Stolkhome Stories

|Killing Stalking| He just wanted a drink, to wash away all of his worries. How was he supposed to know a drunken one night stand could have such dire repercussions?

WHY ANTEATERS SUCK 1. their fucking faces 2. they are long and look like they're walking backwards all the time 3. their tails are ridiculous 4. They inspire pity 5. when i see a dead one i smile 6. their tongues are long and sticky and so they must eat so much dirt its stupid as hell 7. they are the bane of ants 8. ants are good animals and anteaters are born to kill 9. instectivore? more like insecti bore me to fucking sleep 10. i want nothing to do with them 11. if an anteater moved in next door to me i'd skip town and also burn down the house the anteater lived in 12. they are dickheads 13. they walk like they're going somewhere important all the time 14. they are scary 15. they SUCK they SUCK as animals. servals are second 16. they have never experienced love 17. they actively agree with everything everyone else disagrees with 18. whenever i look at them im never sure which way they are walking and it upsets me 19. their tails are as big as them. what the hell? 20. they have long ass creepy nails that dig 21. their babies are pink and wrong 22. they are not important to the world 23. we would not miss them 24. they would not miss themselves 25. i once saw an anteater succ and it offended me so much i cried 26. they have a shit coloration that reminds me of muddy penguins 28. they are barely fluffy, a quality that could redeem them 29. THEY SUCK 30. ant eaters are ugly and bad 31. they hate everyone 32. dickheads