Irhaboggle
"Don't worry, Madam Jade, you can count on me." Topaz puffed out her chest.
"Surely you don't think you are the one Jade is going to select for this negotiation, do you?" Aventurine purred.
Jade watched with a serene smile, taking no sides, at least out loud. But her eyes darted back and forth between her "children" sharply. (Humor, familial)