Stoner Stories

When Landon Banks a classic stoner and slacker dies he wakes up to find that he's in another world. After binding with a Happiness & laughter' system his days of slacking are over. But he'll never give up being stoned. Watch as he rises to fame with classic comedies and movies from earth. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• This is something like my other book "The entertainment system wants the transmigrator to dominate the industry" except it explains the filming process a little more while also focusing on comedy not horror.

Some frequencies are meant to remain dead air. It is October 1998, and Arlo Banks is suffocating in a purgatory of yellowed plastic, stale marijuana smoke, and the claustrophobic sub-basements of Channel 8. As a night-shift archival assistant and a functional burnout, Arlo escapes his mundane reality by abusing heavy strains of marijuana and diving deep into early internet lore and urban legends. When his passive-aggressive manager writes him up for unauthorized napping, Arlo retaliates by raiding a condemned sub-basement and stealing a sealed box of VHS tapes. He hopes to unearth a profitable piece of lost media to boost his reputation on the message boards. Instead, he brings home a biological puppet. The tapes contain The Happy Hollows, a rumored "Holy Grail" of lost media. But the broadcast does not stay on the screen. The footage begins to mimic Arlo's reality on a delay-a delay that is rapidly shortening. Arlo initially relies on the "Stoner Defense," rationalizing the bizarre events as weed-induced paranoia, hallucinations, or an elaborate prank. But the physical world begins to rot. His environment mutates into a tactile nightmare of "Damp Plush". Glass softens into gelatin , blood thickens into strawberry preserves , and human flesh takes on the texture of distressed velvet. Hunted through infinitely stretching hallways by a towering mascot named Uncle Corduroy and a swarm of Clay-Kin, Arlo must navigate the collapsing boundary between reality and the broadcast. He has to sever the signal before the frequency overtakes him entirely, transforming his own anatomy into polyester stuffing and rusted wire.

[5/10/24 - Officially discontinued. Thank you to all the people who supported me during the making of this book, I'll appreciate it forever 🩵] Old description from 2021: First of all, thanks to @_iieuphoria for inspiring me to write this story! You all should totally check out her books! They're the best! ~ The cover photo isn't mine. ~ The characters are based on GameToons' Among Us Logic series on YouTube, they aren't my own. Do remember that this story takes place after AUL 5. ~ There is gonna be quite some drama in this book, but no shipping (sorry people). ~ Captain is overjoyed at the fact that he's Player's bestie now, Veteran is hurt on how Player ditched him just like that, and Player is confused and tangled up in a mess that he doesn't know how he got into. ~ Enjoy reading my crappy fanfiction!

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Primrose your typical 17 year old girl. She goes to highschool has an pretty good friend group and occasionally she goes to parties. All her life she's lived with her mom, stepdad, and best friend which has been always been fine. But, one day when her past comes back up to haunt her she has to choose between living a life in fear and being watched or deal with her problems head on. With her besties by her side of course.

mehhhhhhhhhhh im a tomboy yet a girl my life isnt interesting so i fill the empty void with pictures of me

Edwin and Kyle are two extremely different people: the only thing they share is a single mother, struggling to provide for their families. Edwin is sophisticated and gentle, with the kindest smile and a love of learning. Kyle is ignored and rejected, makes unexceptional grades in school and has a girlfriend that would rather be dead. The mother obviously appreciates Edwin more, but Kyle wants to make her proud just as much. Who will win her over? The best wars fought are often fought in silence.

Harlow Piper Woods wasn't just an ordinary girl that had a lot of friends, for the most part she kept to herself never usually the one to get into trouble or fights but if it came to it she would. she lives with her dad but he rarley speaks to her hes to busy with work or the girls he brings over. Samuel Carter Anderson was the bad boy of the school getting into fights everyday yet he still passes all his classes his father is the mayor but he never really talks to him he moved out once he turned 17 to get away from his cruel father.

work, smoke, sex, sleep. it's a daily routine stoner!tyler stoner!josh @softjoshua

Poetry written by a depressed teen.

a collection of hitsblunt memes and my own personal high thoughts™️ updates are sporadic bc i never remember to write down my thoughts when i'm baked lmao sorry

Every Time I Take Off is a ebook that I made when i am high

Book 1 of the Stoner Chronicles The title is a description all in itself a must read

This story is for the stoners! So If you don't smoke, don't like when people smoke, and can get triggered by it the you should leave. Peace out.

A ZOMBIE CHRISTMAS- ❝︎ GUYS EITHER IM REALLY HIGH RIGHT NOW OR THERES A ZOMBIE SANTA CLAUS IN FRONT OF US!❞︎ closed apply fic. originally written by @slipknotsmarvel.

It started off so innocent.

Before Andie Cooper, there was Unfamilia. This poem was written my sophmore year and it talks about me growing up in middle school and the challenges that I faced growing up and shows the insecurites that I've dealt with and how I've learned to embrace them. Enjoy and I hope you guys get something out of this.

You, a quiet perfectionist are in UA's hero course have an incredibly hard time managing stress and depression. you've made friends altho you barely talk to people; your bests friends Mina, Sero, and Denki are never far away and down for anything. But what would happen if they were to find out your not-so-small secrets? I do not own any of the art, characters, or anime. all credit for that goes to the creators I will make this gender-neutral, but I intend to have y/n masculine-presenting

!!![[[[RULES IS IN CONSTRUCTION]]]!!! Let's roleplay Among Us Logic !! There's a huge ship masterlist I made to keep track of ships and polys made in the fandom if you can't do it at the moment! REQUIRES: - Multi-roleplaying (able to handle or view more than one character doing many things at once. I had this friend who couldnt handle me rping a lot of characters cause it was too much to take in so I include this in case anyone relates to them) - able to handle a lot of things happening all at once, aka subplot tolerance. While we do the main plot such as a ship RP theme, other plots may happen but will be reduced by characters that can make us focus on the main plot more than the other plots. - Good imagination, able to picture the humanized references given to describe their appearance in case we do a humanized rp. - Expectations of receiving long messages once sent I ran out of tags , sorry greaser and poopyfarts96

Leadership changes at MIRA, and Captain's crew has to transition from the Airship to SKELD. The lack of space causes a physical closeness that leads to many romances and rivalries. It doesn't help that the new boss at MIRA HQ is dedicated to splitting apart the crew. Luckily, they have friendship and trust to save them... for now. Established ships at the beginning will be EngineerxGnome, BdayxRose and GentlemanxMrCheese, however, more ships than that will be endgame! Content warnings later on for homophobia, mild drug use (aka weed and maybe alcohol/cigarettes), violence, etc, nothing too extreme and nothing sexual. Labeled non-mature for now but may be updated. If anything more specific happens I'll probably add it to the chapter notes. Profile picture is mine and I may change it later.