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What's up, we (the co-authors) are so so incredibly sorry for writing this monstrosity but it's on the internet now, so feast your rueful eyes. "Helium: a Love Story" is about what you would expect it to be about, and also what you would not expect. Honestly, there are no words that can accurately describe it without ruining the overall effect. Please, have fun reading this, or maybe not!
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Regardless, if you read this shit show and think that we should write a sequel (we have had requests of the like, but we need motivation) leave a comment, and if you think we should burn in the deepest pits of hell (we should), also leave a comment.
Thank you!