Stressmonster Stories

Cover was made by my friend @Gaybamaforprez (I still love that name lol) Mostly crack oneshots/incorrect quotes/skits/headcannons Might be actual oneshots or deleted things from my **********(hehehe I have something planned for the future) Characters are owned by the respective (current and past) hermitcraft members Any videos I link are not mine. Probably same with art and memes unless I specify.

Xisuma and his brother Evil Xisuma have always been the mysterious admin twins. When Xisuma starts having strange things happening, Evil Xisuma has to find their old childhood friend, Zane, who can help them.

Pretty much BFDI but with all the hermits except Python since if I put in 21 instead of 20 hermits, things would get problematic. Anyways, I'll your host, so sit down, relax, and enjoy the absolute insanity and mild nostalgia put into letters. [DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT THINK THE SAME WAYS OF HOW I MAKE IT THINK I LOOK AT THE HERMITS, IN OTHER WORDS, THE THINGS SAID IN HERE ARE MEANT AS A JOKE AND ONLY AS A JOKE]

"Beware of Strings." A HermitCraft AU with Greek Gods Characters are not written to personality A strange warning was given out to the Hermits, as their life once-again gets turned upside-down as they started to act a bit... out of character. As if there is a greater person controlling them, almost like puppets to the master mind. To solve who, they must look back into the past and encounter the worst of the Gods' mistakes. (Cover art by me)

All the stories from Writing Championships #3, compiled into a single book! It also contains an explanation of all of the events played, as well as the final results of the event.

(Cover is still a place holder) This used to just be a place where I post random hermitcraft 7 fluff, that was it

You guessed it. Its happening.

All the stories from Writing Championships #4, compiled into a single book! It also contains an explanation of all of the events played, as well as the final results of the event.

A Hermitcraft alternate universe story: Stress is stuck on land, but she strives to explore the great beyond. Cleo is a rogueish mermaid who is looking to collect the world's most precious treasures. However, when the two of them run into each other at the least likely of times, it becomes clear that there is more to both of their realms --and their leaders-- than what meets the eye.

(Hermitcraft AU) ((DISCONTINUED!!)) When Grian is out gathering resources, he finds a huge dragon with three heads shooting at the cliff, which noticed him watching and they had a long game of chase, before he woke up and concluded it was a dream But it wasn't a dream, was it?

The Hermits move seasons and Grian joins the fun. That's it. That's the fic. This was co-written by me and my friend Rose. We co-host an account on Ao3 (Archive of Our Own) known as Galaxy Pen. We have talked it over and decided that since we don't have Galaxy Pen on Wattpad that I would post it on my account. Rose also has her own account but wishes to remain anonymous for now. We hope you enjoy the story! Disclaimer inside. Cover designed by Myself Do NOT repost or upload ANYWHERE ELSE! Whether it's Ao3, FF.net, Tumblr or some other site, DON'T repost. Please, if you want to share this with the community just post a link with our description or an accurate description of your own.

Inspired by another author's story (whom will be tagged properly in the beginning author's note), this is a collection of one-shots that will, for a lack of better words, basically be my Minesona OC being raised by the Hermitcraft season six gang.

Joe is a dumbass Based on a Mafia game I played with my family, details kept close-ish ((Shout out to my family and our odd Mafia games (this is only the second)!) OG post date - March 5, 2023

This is my attempt at writing fanfiction so bare with me while I try to make my work at least half decent. Most of these are probably about Grian. Cover is Vsasha's fanart of Grian on twitter.

They were a bunch of youngsters just trying to have fun and fit in. Now they've awakened an ancient spirit of chaos. Will they make it out alive? Who knows.

So some people believe that there's always going to be a twist or death even when a book starts out all friendly and happy and cute. And yes, I do create a lot of angst, though today I shall write a book unlike any other hermitcraft fanfiction. A story with no angst.

This will be a book of whatever hermitcraft related ideas I have. I do ship the hermits Minecraft personas ONLY. There will be no shipping of real life people! So if the shipping bothers you DO NOT READ THIS BOOK it will be full of it! Also I will not write smut because that is nasty. Gore I will be rare. Fluff will be common as will some light angst, so the normal. This is my first fan fiction basically ever soooo. And if anything pops up that I have not written here I will add warnings.

Woo Hermitcraft

This is an essay I wrote for fun. Yes, I know, I'm a nerd. I did a tone of research on the situation, and I wrote this to compile my thoughts. Feel free to comment your thoughts on the topic, just keep it civil or keep it to yourself!