Stupid Stories

I love pink. He loves red. I crave strawberry milk. He craves... an HEIR?! I am just a normal college student. I like coding (badly), cute ribbons, and justice. My biggest problem was supposed to be passing Theology class. But I don't know how I ended up with a heavy diamond ring on my finger. One moment I was trying to hack a bad guy's phone, and the next, I was signing a contract with the Devil himself. Now, I live in his fortress. He treats me like a princess, but he looks at the world like he wants to burn it down. And the worst part? He keeps talking about his "Legacy." He wants a baby. RIGHT. NOW. Excuse me, Sir? I have midterms next week! Does the baby come before or after my exam?! Is it Stockholm Syndrome if the villain is your husband? Asking for a friend.

"We were fake dating! You were supposed to dump me today!" "But you pissed me off so bad, I thought of ruining your plan!" "Fun, because you just publicly proposed me to marry you!" In which two idiots just want to con an old grandpa into giving them his inheritance, but it seems easier said than done. - a Hwang Hyunjin fanfiction - enemies to lovers - CRACK - just awfully cute characters who make frustratingly stupid decisions

random stuff, pictures, polls, questions, info, whatever the heck you truly want it to be. SO. are we gonna do this the easy way?or the hard way? I'd hate to have to lock you in my basement. truly.

Not really a story. Just plans, schedules and stuff for my YouTube channel. If you want to follow: @UsahanasCupcakes Formally: @I_am_bored_... Yea

my thumb is bandaged up so sorry if there is any mistakes Idkkkk to fluff to angst maybeee this is about the CHARACTERS NOT THE ACCTUAL PEOPLE BEHIND THE ACCOUNTS MENTIONED!!!

Stupid Pinterest(cover is how I'm feeling right now)

Random ship art i will draw of the silly sticks,here are the ships:yellow x blue tsc x red tco x tdl and last but yes least green x purple,

hey! if you want to read the story of two idiot who gonna being isekai in a fantasy world and who not some fancy naïve and kind hero, then you are at the good place. Come meet these two jerks who gonna be the nightmare of everyone in this new world

They were just two teenage girls- Sharing secrets, daydreams, and quiet crushes they never dared to admit. Until one day, those daydreams started to feel a little too real. Love doesn't always knock politely. Sometimes... it shows up wearing your brother's hoodie.

INSPIRED BY SCARY MOVIE In this parody of many animes, You'll meet Adam Kopacz. A teen who goes to Did Low Academy. Zany Day is coming up next week which has got all of Class BZ super excited to get their Zany (Power). But Adam is almost sure he will be the only one to get no Zany. Because he's just some sissy dainty boy who loves dressing feminine, But without his knowledge Classmate Ryan Miskell lusts over him like a freaky stalker. But Ryan's boyfriend Cody might find out..

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Sa loob ng limang taon na hindi nagtagpo ang mga landas nina Hanz at khumie naging mapayapa ang mga buhay nila subalit mapaglaro ang tadhana nag tagpong muli ang kanilang mga landas muling nabuhay ang dugong natutulog sa katawan ni khumie, muling nabuhay ang bardagulan sa dalawa. khumie she's a popular model in the philippines and ceo of her own cosmetic business may pagka arte siya lalo na pagdating sa mga isusuot. one day he met a man stupid in a coffee shop natapunan siya nito ng coffee na ikina init ng kaniyang ulo kaya masama niya itong tiningnan. HANZ he's a good soldier and successful business man, may pagkamayabang siya pero mabait at may respeto sa mga taong karespe-respeto nagkaroon ng maraming ka fling pero hindi mahanap si the one. When he met again khumie Jhienell Marquez Bodoy nasabi niya sa sarili na matagal niya na palang nasa harapan si the one.

Arzoo knows everything about cycles. The 28-day skin cycle, the cycle of the seasons, and the predictable cycle of her own bad luck. !! All she wants is for her PIH to disappear and for her life to finally start looking like a Pinterest board. She just has to Wait for the Fade. But when Aditya-the guy who has always been a goofy ball of sunshine (and the die hard fan of old school Bollywood romance), becomes the only person who sees her at 2 AM without her "armor" on, things get complicated. Between the bickering over coffee and the heavy silence of things left unsaid, Arzoo realizes that some things aren't meant to fade. Some things are meant to leave a mark. ​ Aditya: "Is that... green goop on your face?" Arzoo: "It's a French green clay mask, stupid. It's called self-care. You should try it, maybe it'll extract some of that infectious energy from your soul, that you use to keep bothering me!" Aditya: (Stepping closer nonchalantly) "I think I'll stick to myself. It's less messy." Arzoo: (Heartbeat: predictably fast) "Your loss." Let's get in this "Very Predictable" journey of Arzoo and Aditya as things start getting unpredictable real quick ! If you are looking for some slow burning intense scenes, lots of emotions ready to come handy and a whole lot of thrashing pillows and screaming, you are at the correct place ! Let this story of a secret crush, hidden emotions and fast heartbeats take you on a rollercoaster ride !

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Inspired by Eeveelution Squad ? JOIN CRUZ ON HIS EPIC FUCKING JOURNEY! JOIN IT NOW! TRUST ME! IT'S GONNA BE EPIC! I SWEAR! DON'T MAKE ME DRAG IT! JUST CLICK! CLICK! CLICK YOU MOTHE-- (you'll regret it if you don't)

THIS ONES FOR YOU ELLE

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Evergreen is a simple 15 girl she does her duties like she is told. Her mother is hardly around and she does what she can to survive. Evergreen has always wondered who her dad was but her mother has been so secretive about it. She keeps asking and asking her mother and she finally gives in and tells her..... she is the daughter of the famous pirate Captain Jack Sparrow. With this new information she leaves the life she always knew and sets off on her own to find her dad but she runs into trouble and a new friend along the way.

read the title, plus credit to @noomineek for the idea

Hams hot cousin moves to California to live closer to him. She plays baseball with the guys and meets a few other strangers along the way. She finds that two of the boys catch her eye... who will she choose?