Stupidhoe Stories

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MONKEY BAIT OHAHAHA PLEASE GOD OH GOD DONT LET MY DAD FIND THIS

this one is for the boys with the booming system top down ac with the cooling system when he come up in the club he be blazing up got stack on deck like he saving up and he ill he real he might gotta deal he pop bottles and he got the right kind of build he cold he dope he might sell coke he always fly in the air but he never fly coach He a mf trip trip sailor of the ship ship when he make it drip drip kiss him on the lip lip that's the kinda dude I was lookin for and yes you'll get slapped if you're lookin hoe I said excuse me, you're a hell of a guy I mean my my my my you're like pelican fly I mean you're so shy and I'm loving your tie you're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye oh yes I did yes I did somebody please tell him who the f I is i am Nicki Minaj I mack them dudes up back coupes up and chuck the deuce up this is a joke kaeluc is bad stop shipping brothers u weirdos

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