Stupidhumor cerita

*sighs* Welp this is gonna be.... something

Random stories that me and Abby make up XD Comedy, funny, be prepared to laugh like a dying donkey ;D

Very stupid humor that makes no sense. Not meant to be offensive, so apologies in advance if you do get offended. It's meant to be filled with humor and to make people (like myself) laugh. Have no update schedule, I just write whenever I feel like it. Might have spelling mistakes. Definitely not a professional writer.

"Whaddup bitch." OMG DID SOMEONE WEED MY SALAD! I EATED THE WEED! THAT'S IT, IM GOING TO HELL! ❖ ❖ ❖ ❖ ❖ In which a girl tries to draw a dick on her sandwich, but ends up accidentally summoning a demon instead. {highkey crackfic} {short chapters}

I wrote this for my sophomore year English final. Please enjoy 😉 #harrypotterparody

Bunch of fantastic quotes by Piemations (YEAAHHH)

Full disclaimer: This book is weird. Your welcome. Have a nice day.

Three middle schoolers attempt to survive the undead. Mikey(Michael), Red, and William find themselves in a dangerous game of life and death as the last humans on Earth...or so they thought.

Little short stories about our new and amazing super hero croissant man!

Complete Canibalistic trash.

Word Vomit

Yes, the long awaited installment in my meme series has arrived. I honestly have too many of these and I'll just keep collecting more. And, since I'm feeling nice, I'll throw some images and (smutty) fanart.

The average life of a teenage boy.

this is a book of short stories, written by my friends and i. it may not always make sense, so prepare yourself...

Artemis fowl is insufferable. this story is told by Angel who is based on me and who I kind of wish I was. Lets see what I can do to make Artemis Fowl 2nd's life very different, very very different. also pls let me know if u have any suggestions in the comment section.

A group of high school students find a dead body in a hallway, and the student was holding something that looked like a black apple. When one of them was dared to bite the apple, their lives were changed forever.

Jay is a new hire at a hotel where they kill their boss every day.