Stupidity Stories

" And they lived happily ever after." Does it sounds familiar? In every fairytale there's always a happy ending but wait... not all endings come from a predictable storyline. And some are not so happily ever after. Someone, somewhere and somehow keeps changing the plotlines and jeopardizing the storybook world and it's up to Nyx to figure out who and stop them from ruining her chances of getting out of the classic fairytale Cinderella she's trapped inside. With some characters that quite the opposite of your expectations, the story becomes unhinged ever after through the point of view of the crazy, shameless, annoying and selfish spitfire money loving FGM of the story. ... "Why should I believe you." The grand duke commented lazily still holding the hilt of his weapon. " Because... because." I faltered. Hey, if you would just let me explain to you that I just saved your life and want to pair Cinderella and her prince together-without the six foot sword lying upon my shoulder and beloved neck- I'll do so and gladly vamos from here!

One of those teen angst type of reads

A girl who madly in love with a boy who is her classmate...and actually boy also like her but both of them don't show it to anybody

(I am so very sorry if this is terrible I have never written a story before) Elizabeth and Winry mysteriously swap places, the ground starts to shake and collapse in on its self, the heroes become engaged in a battle to the death and Hawk gets to eat all the scraps he wants. Who will win the scraps or Hawk? :-P:-)

Full of random jokes and memes cuz why not?-- Also i made this because i was bored :3

Curtis Autry, an elf born in the village of Castony. Curtis wants to make a life for himself other than what his family wants him to be. So he decides to leave as soon as he's old enough, regardless of what his family might think, however, outside his village was more different than he thought it would be. Very different.

Dr. Sophie brings Player to the Darkheart, BUT OH NO'S, ITS MISSING. D: After Player does some stupid stuff, HOLY WAIT ARE THOSE PLAYERS EMOTIONS!? :0 Now Mysterious Figure and Player are forced to team up in order to stand a chance against all of Players emotions!! :) [This is my first FanFic btw :3, it was also made before demo 6!!] [WIP BTW SRY :C]

The title is self-explanatory btw. This is a rant book but football version. I'm going to rant about the different stuff I encounter when watching or playing football. I'm going to rant about players, teams, coaches and fans too. NOTE: DO NOT DARE TO CALL IT SOCCER. IT'S FOOTBALL. THAT AMERICAN FOOTBALL ISN'T EVEN PLAYED BY FOOT. Also, I'll add bonus chapters which contain football memes and question and answers.

*request open* Prank calls, cracks, one- shot's, just inbox me.

Poems about love, soulmate, longing, solitude, mental health and much more that connects to one's soul. This is a collection of poems across various topics in life.

random shorts and art

This story is going to tell you how 12 year old April became best friends with Michael Jackson. It all started when...

Since it's about time I 'wrote' a book about me and my personal life, I decided that there's more information on the things I fail at and accidentally do/say rather than things on my success (since no one wants to hear about that). So here you go: literally everything from this point on that is goes terribly wrong. And funny at the same time. (Hopefully you can relate to some of them) **NEW BOOK HAS BEEN MADE FOR THIS, CURRENTLY DORMANT/NOT BEING UPDATED**

Jabby Gilbetron, a 16-year-old boy with zero aspirations. What an idiot. He recently changed schools and has a lot of opportunities ahead of him.

Lucy is a 17 year old girl who lives alone most of the time and feels as if she is absolutely worthless. When she attempts to throw herself of a bridge a mysterious young man comes and saves her. He pulls her back over the bridge and takes her home where he leaves her notes and refuses to tell her who he is. Lucy goes through a lot before she finally finds him. But as Lucy begins to question things and snoop around, both her and Max turn out to have unbelievable secrets. Lucy is ready to do anything to find out what Max's secret is but figuring that out could be potentially dangerous for her. Read/Vote/Comment

this book has a series of idiots that piss me off...

Having a popular older sister is normally a bad thing. But not for Kalissa Beadles. Her and her sister, Vicky are as tight as spandex on a fat man, along with all of her older sis’s friends. They’ve all become a giant family of trouble makers, wannabe heartbreakers and practically anything else that makes a group like them stand out. When Vicky’s old friend comes home from where ever he went, Kali begins to feel attracted to him, falling for him even.....In the weirdest ways possible.

A somewhat satirical take on the typical fanfic-or at least I tried to. This story was originally written for one of my friends, Rebecca, who didn't mind being tortured by my terrible writing. So, if you want to enjoy reading a bad fanfic and don't mind being tutored in the ways of BTS, namely by Rapmonster, nor mind following Rebecca's story then by all means please enjoy reading this. (Warning: It gets weirder as you read on!) Cover art done by another BTS fan and friend of mine, Sommer @ArtistSierra on Twitter. Thank you so much for the awesome cover! P.S. I would like to apologize to BTS for this awful fanfic. Hate me if you wish, I deserve it.

Love is a ruthless game unless you played it good and right. Nobody said it was easy. No one ever said it would be this hard. When it's all done you can walk instead of run. I shouldn't love you, but I want to, I just can't turn away. I shouldn't see you, but I can't move. I can't look away. Do you have to make me feel like there is nothing left of me? Well then if yess...okay wala na akong magagawa kung di respetuhin ang desisyon mo.

about me and the things I never told you, the things you'll never hear.