Stupidness Stories

(Dermon is an OC) What happens if the true super saiyan god comes to earth.

Random stuff in my life that I think deserves to me known by the whole world. Aka the stupidness of me. But hey! My sarcasm depends on your stupidity. >.< (That burn though)

Roxanne and Misty were the best of friends since their childhood. They had been through thick and thin always together. No one could ever seperate them. No one. That is, until they came across two guys, one enemy, and a bet that could change everything. @MusicFreaks1123 present to you...."The Bet" derr hence the title of this story!! All Rights Reserved. December 2013

Inspired by @Night_wolf27

Yaoibla please don't kill me All credit goes to him/her/they Two characters sometimes three Me in bold Friend in normal Side character in italics

I woke up at 4 and I'm bored Ere was a tiny little chicken named slime.slime Ate de cow meanies in big league chew cheese gum the bubbles in the gum

This something random that I'm doing. This is also the first thing I've posted on wattpad. I know I'm weird doing this as a first story but you know what I don't care if no one reads this cuz I'm just really bored and I have way to much time on my hands.

heya! welcome to my land! you may enter this book, but before that you gotta promise me something. you have to promise me to smile whenever you can. RIGHT NOW, SMILE! GOOD. i'm assuming you smiled. NOW ENTER! (lower cases throughout the book are intentional, it's just fun.)

Tina Megan never knew she could fall in love after what she had expressed in her family. She promised her self never ever let anyone calm the walls she had build around herself. But like never those walls will be destroy by Simon Markate. "Tina that boy is such a geek god, I think you should really have a good look at him" my friend is obviously exaggerating on this boy, am sure his just like all those normal boys "please stop exaggerating am sure as heck his nothing more than all those normal boy, and you know me well enough to know that am not going to fall for him like all of you are doing" I roll my eyes at her "sure. let start going, it will soon be time for dinner, have you texted your mother?" I nod at her. Here we are,let start this fucking trip for one's and finch it as nicely as possible.

naranasan mo nabang mag mahal ng sobra? yung tipong mahal na mahal mo siya. akala mo siya na. pero nung hiwalay na kayo. kaibigan mo pinalit nya sayo.

My weird life....

Don't bash on the title. XD :P A collection of puns I've heard/seen/came up with. Since they are my favorite.

Have you ever tried dipping your pancake in a can of pop? Have you ever tried tickling yourself using the edge of a scarf? Are you bored? Need stupid thing to do? Then why don't you all read this stupid book of mine, eh?

hello everyone! this is a AU. this story is about a poor leaf who has no memory of her past and ended up being adopted by the leafet forest family. *also this is a bfb au- no judge plz* anyways this girl as well with her new family along with siblings- she finds out that she has powers and not other than less a dark side... as she experiences unexpected events.. what would you think, would even happen? ( warning. ) bad grammar? bad at storytelling (cause this is my first story book-) wanna know more about this lore? (check out my other book about were you can ask my creators/me :D ) also all art made by me ty very much- (including the cover-) sorry if I don't post as much on here, I just lost motivation for this book and idk what ideas for it rn.

Me and Desie -plus maybe others- were bored in Language Arts, so we did something new. This book will be a collection of humorous short stories made up as we go. The way this works is I write a sentence, then Desie writes a sentenceading on to mine. It ends up being a funny & sometimes stupid story. We will also be writing individual short stories!

"Do you trust me?" I asked his trembling form, my gun aimed at his head. He says nothing but his eyes tell me he is ready for whatever is about to happen. I weakily smile and fire my last bullet at my old friend, Jeon Jungkook. "I missed you," were the last words I heard from him then it all went dark. 9 of the best agents are sent to protect 7 annoying idiots called BTS. Phoenix's well trained agents believed protecting BTS is no big deal, they did not realize that they were lying to themselves. They were told to keep them alive but these agents were not told they will be disguised as assistants of BTS, more like servants. Living with BTS, seeing them, listening to them every second can be pretty annoying, especially for the leader, Lilian or agent Bloom. Lilian doesn't only have one secret but plenty. She believes she is an ordinary agent on an ordinary mission but little does she know that this mission will reveal to her things she wished she never heard and wished the things could have stayed a secret. Can these young agents be able to keep their secret hidden? Can they be successful in protecting BTS? Read to find out. The twists and turn in the book will surely make you dizzy! SNEAK PEEK OF THE BOOK "Wait a minute! I have to wash your stinky underwears?! Oh hell no!" "Stop breathing so loudly, actually don't breath at all!" "Yah! it stinks, eat a breath mint. Wait ...I change my mind, eat 10" "Don't ever wake Yoongi oppa from his sleep. He's really scary. It's like he's crushing your heart with just his deadly stare" "Who the hell put a watermelon on my freaking phone?!"

Yo! this is really funny but it also will most likely get you in trouble so do these at your own risk!!!!!! some of these are for older kids so pick wisely!!!!!! BTW this is for anyone to comment new ones!!!! ENJOY!!!!!!!1111

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This is a story for a friend. It is about their character, Alastairian who is a blue alien person, and his stupidness as he falls, literally, for Elliott.