Stupidpeople Stories

Just a little collection of slightly exaggerated stories from my life. TW!!!!!!! Swearing (more than a little) Dumb people Light violence, mostly verbal (as a joke) Very teensy tiny minuscule amount of racial/cultural segregation Ahmad

Starting the day I was born - to the day I died - no one really saw me, but I saw them. In fact, I saw a whole bunch of other stuff I wish I could unsee! Zombies, demons, a wendigo with very specific dietary preferences? You name it, I've seen it! Then I died...but more on that later. My life may have started out boring, and I'll be damned if it's not gonna end (again) boring, but from the day I moved in with a ghost and a skeleton, until the day our multi-dimensional trailer park was swallowed up by Hell, my life was more absurd than the absolute beast of a sentence you just read - plus this extra stuff I added to make it nice. I mean, sixty-nine words? Nice. Some have called my story unbelievable. I often lament it as unforgettable. But that's on you to decide once you've read it. I'm not in charge of what you believe or forget. It's not called memoirs of a former priest, and it's not even close to memoirs of a former brain doctor.

this is a story about a extremely sexy red haired beautiful woman named Ava Autumn Adams she is 25 years old she is the other flying instructor in gryffindor she is married to Harrison Adams they have a daughter named Brianna Adams Mrs Adams is a very sexy woman she is 5'10 in height she is a very beautiful woman Harrison Adams is the luckiest man in the world to have her as his wife Brianna gets her looks from her mum Mrs Adams is extremely curvaceous and voluptuous and thicc and extremely busty on top she is the most beautiful woman in the universe Mrs Adams is not the woman at all she wears a skin tight short dress and tights and platform heels and massive sparkling chandelier earrings and kiss proof lipstick and perfume on herself she is a sexy woman she is very busty as well Mr Adams is the assistant flying instructor with his wife as well Brianna Adams has a lot resentment towards her brother right now Mr Adams will punish that boy again he's tired of this stupidity anyways ava will absolutely embarrass her son right now Ava Autumn Adams is not the woman to be angered at all Harrison Adams will obliterate his own son again Mrs Adams is not in the mood for this week at all she absolutely has so much resentment right now Ava Autumn Adams is an extremely sexy woman Ava Autumn Adams is a very strict mother and housewife and teacher as well the others find her son a nuisance as well professor Dumbledore will punish that boy again he's not about to let that boy embarrass his parents anymore especially his mum she will destroy him again she's tired of him messing around and destroying things Mrs weasely will punish that boy herself she'll give him punishments on top of it she doesn't tolerate this behavior at all Mrs Adams is tired of this nonsense as well it's not even funny anymore

reason why the characters aren't smart.

wtf do you think it is a carrot??? I will warn you not to read this.

Im dumb and bored and Kermit makes me happy. 🐸I don't own anything related to Kermit🐸

Gambit gambled all of his money that Dybbuk also lived out of, and now they have to get them back, Gambit wants to earn them normally, like, going to his job and getting paychecks, and Dybbuk.. he has something BETTER in mind.... this story might get off track sometimes i just like writing random things that come to mind ... wont get updated daily. Im trying to put more effort so chapters might take weeks to months. Yes Dybbuk and Gambit here are romantically involved hey guys stop asking that im literally

This is the life story of a boy who is immortal and how he adapted to diffrent situations.

When you and your friends decide to make a TWST Fanfic. Just a normal day for 14 year olds Yulisa, Emily, and Sophia. They are nothing special really. They're only your average everyday non-special losers you'll find in the back of the classroom. Either playing gacha games like PJ Sekai, Tears of Themis, Honkai Star Rail, and of course Twisted Wonderland. But what happens when these ordinary shit heads suddenly get their whole life turned around and get shoved in a game with teens who need a shit load of therapy? Well take a look and find out! All of these characters except for Yulisa, Emily and Sophia are not mine. Nor is the cover page or any kind of art I'm might use. Remember this peeps :) (This was all for shit. I think I was just high when I wrote this or something. I didn't not take this seriously, it was all for the sillies and the LOLs. I was like what...13 when I wrote this? Sooo, bare with me peeps and sheeps)

A story about a stupid woman who got robbed more than twice at the same time. And it was stupid of her to fall for that robber.

->> bokuto is just bored and kuroo somehow gets added into the mess. that's pretty much all. i stopped writing this december of last year, so....

Oh these things are so annoying. Sometimes you just have to vent! Perfect place is this book! RANTS! GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

.... "I promised myself I won't go back to that shit I did in my past" he said. "wow" was all I could say. Really Gold? that's the best you can come up with a 'wow'!!!!. I thought my life was upside down till I met Kristof and shit is his story interesting. You think I would say mine is better? Yeah right, his story is way better than mine Meet Gold Dario, a weird Spanish girl that has gotten used to the drama in her life to the extent she finds it funny.

OK OK... I know what your thinking... "OMG!!!! another story!? ive seen this before..." but nope! this is completely original! and to top it all off its very different... just you wait! Make sure to comment if I make mistakes! C'YA!

this is another A-Z book

a book in which you can find all of my tags, rants, and other quirky things that don't belong anywhere specific.

⚠️TW⚠️ THIS BOOK WILL CONTAIN THE FOLLOWING •GORE •MENTAL DISORDERS •EXCT IF YOU GET TRIGGERED BY THESE THINGS PLEASE DONT READ! --------------------------------------------------- Y/n has many different mental disorders, because of this she was made fun of. She never really had friends so she would often walk herself in her room and play video games all day. Her parents really didn't care considering they were never there. She felt like she was all alone until one day...

Here are some things I hear at school, nothing special.

6 friends with fake love nobody thought they will turn out like this