Stupidrants Stories

'girl shut yo hoe ass up' Edited: brackets [like this] indicate my after thoughts when I reviewed the chapter on 4-12-16 but I did not edit it. so enjoy my 13/14 year old thoughts. you see, reading this back makes me want to shoot my fourteen year old self. I was so annoying and emo. so nothing changed. HA I'm so funny omg. ignore all my rants up until the Zayn one. I still agree with some of that and I feel like it's still relevant. I'm not funny but for some reason my hoe ass thinks I am. I got v salty about pretty much nothing in all of my rants so. by the way I love zayn. beyond the point but yano me and my irrelevant ass are gonna be in the corner drinking some refreshing bleach. rad. out. ranty rant rant rant. How relevant, I'm ranting about rants. Just to clarify in the rant book, i will use language and if this offends you I suggest you not continue. I will talk about different things every chapter. Please do not get offended by any of it. Thank you now enjoy.

↳ ੈ‧₊˚ ┊͙ in which the author uses this book for rants & tags... *ੈ✩‧₊˚ cover art isn't mine. © 𝐀𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐓𝐄

I don't even know what to put here... that's how lame I am (。_。)

here is the book where the not-so-mysterious author shall write about rants and about their OCs. (hopefully. these are just empty promises to myself, man) stay tuned, if this ever gets to 50 chapters(lmao impossible) of dumb rants were making another one to not clog up infinitely.

No edgy ppl were harmed in this book...except for me :1 Um...I hope u like it? I dunno...

This book is a bunch of rants when I am feeling down or even way too high. Some of these might have swearing so I do advise young children to skip those parts.