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I hide in the shadows, and long for the light. for I am a vampire, forever imprisoned by night. the moon is my sun, the night is my day. blood is my life, and you are my prey. c.unedited. Nahahati po ang story na to sa apat na series :))

Perihal kehidupan manusia 🤞🏻

It wasn't me it was you ;))

Yn is a very famous girl but her life is actually boring as hell and everything in the desc is false go read for yourself and find out

This is total shit but yk.... fw it

best book on WhatsApp edit : how in the frickity frack did auto correct make that WhatsApp 😤

Hi, *coughs* so... ok soooooo, I asked some of my friends to write some stories about whatever and so ummm most of (ALL OF)them are dirty...I don't know what to do...do I need new friends (most are guys) anyways enjoy....I guess, you know what dont enjoy them, bye

Rotten milk is really gross I have some rotten milk in my car right now It smells so bad in here right now...

basically every woman's problem; PERIODS © 2015 by unigurlz. All rights reserved.

title still says it all 😐

There once was two balls and a middle part called the penis and that's how these nuts came to be and then I found out that Deez Nuts can get you pregnant. The End

This book is about how I came to realize that my ex is a major doucheface. (:

!CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN! .. .. .. "You are nothing but a pawn in my true plans." He said, laughing maniacally. "Well then, you're gonna be hella surprised when you find out this 'pawn' just kidnapped your king and is holding him for ransom." .. .. .. 6 weeks. She'd been unconscious for six weeks. Due to an almost fatal head injury, she had been in a comma for six weeks. Apparently, she had fallen of her staircase and landed headfirst on the ground. That and she wasn't as sane as she was before. That was all Maera Hiccout could get before her mum died. Adding insult to injuries, her dad was taking to jail after 'killing' her mum. Now, she must find a way to discover the true villain, setting her dad free. Luckily, she is given one clue: lemons. And she's allergic. Plus an insane asylum that's out for her. After all, crazy people don't roam the streets freely. Now, she must find a way to survive the asylum while looking for clues and lemon cologne. All while chasing farting unicorns. Did I mention she has a crazy (the only sane person there) friend who might help her? That, and a friend who's even more insane than her? Well, she does. Meet Max. Oh, and the crazy one, Zézè. #Sarcasm .. .. ..

just a story that isn't connected to the cover dw :3

Some one shots of stuff I think is cute or whatever.