Suckadick Stories

it's giving 2019 but oh well just read it bestie😍😍

I have no tiddies and my friends keep on making fun of me because i don't have them >:( (don't mistake me for a guy) that is another reason why my mom doesn't let me cut my hair cause then she says i will look like a dude >:(((. My friend's call me slenderman *angry emoji* but little do they know i'm jams/single/gay/taken/straight/dont touch tail/half demon half vampire/eyes turn red when angry/princess/most wanted/elite/fbi/swat commander/half wolf half cat/left eye turns black when angry/military captain/evil/good/controls all elements/can mind control/can turn invisible/immortal/alies twin/dark lord/child of god/adult/depressed/sad/happy/can kill anyone/cant be killed/detective/from heaven and hell/has backstory/doesnt talk much/popular/junior at high school/smart/brave/scared/evil/self conscious/fought in wars/leader/kid/selfish/caring/grim reaper/has army/has cult/literally the most gorgeous human being walking on this earth. Also i sound like BTS jin from laughing and i like to suck on deez nuts. Sike bitch who likes to suck on dicks, dicks are ugly af. My friends are shits they even smell like it teehee. I hope my friends don't see this hehe.

Fuck OOFFFFFF

Just me talking about whatever I want. Warning I'm highly obsessed with Larry and Muke so if you don't like it I suggest you go somewhere else.

Ok so these are fictional stories about people in the fandom, you might even see your name appear in the story who knows? Don't be offended bc no one gives a fuck

Amor was a normal 16 year old girl, she had friends not that many but still had them. She hated cliches and boys. Until Hayden came along. He was the cliche she'd always hated. But what might happen when she has to live with him for several months because her dad is out of town. Will she fall in love or hate him even more?

HELP I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED THE ORIGJNAL LAMSOFDAOOFODKEOA AHAJAJSOQKSKKSNRKWNFKSBCJSCWKC ok anyways this is just random this book includes me being dumb ranting venting and me giving life updates hahah?

The shit before the ff was from year 7 so enjoy the cringe. I'm not uploading the fucking ff tho

Yee yee 🐸🍵 This book is dumb as fuck so if you want to lose a couple brain cells I recommend reading Basically my public diary

Allison Sage Duval. You're unusual 16-year-old. Coward Father. Bitch Mother. Sick little brother. Only 6 words begin to describe her: Bookworm, Musichead, Uncaring, Blunt, Sarcastic, and Bittersweet. Ryan Benji Peters. You're typical 17-year-old. Strict Father. Sweet Mother. Carefree little sister. 6 words make Ryan him: Cocky, Stupid, Witty, Creepy, Badass, and Adventurous. What happens when these two peculiar families become neigbors and someone from the past comes back to haunt Allion?

He was always forgotten. He didn't have any friends. Just a stuffed polar bear. Although, when a certain albino boy shows up, he finds that he's not invisible to everyone. But sadly a new friend isn't enough to get rid of his past, and the hell he lives now. Unless they can work together to help each other.