Survivalguide Stories

The Premise: You've survived the first dates, passed the "Meet the Parents" gauntlet, and successfully navigated the "Instagram Official" paperwork. But now, you've entered the most dangerous territory known to humankind: The Domestic Long-Haul. "Hearts & Hazard Lights" is the essential field guide for the couple that is madly in love but occasionally wants to throw a throw-pillow at each other's heads. It is a manual for the moments when the "Engine of Romance" starts making a funny clanking noise, and you can't tell if it's a major mechanical failure or just a low "patience" fluid level. The Mission: To transform your relationship from a "Demolition Derby" into a "Cross-Country Road Trip." This book explores the high-speed thrills of intimacy alongside the mundane traffic jams of daily life-like the "Great Dishwasher Loading Debate of 2026" or the tactical complexity of choosing a Netflix show before the popcorn gets cold. The Survival Kit: Practical tools for de-escalating a "Kitchen Counter Cold War" before someone calls for backup. The Romantic Compass: Quotes and wisdom from the world's greatest thinkers, poets, and people who have actually been married for 50 years without an arrest record. The Quote of the Road "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person... and occasionally pretending you didn't hear them snoring." The Vibe: Think of this as a mix between a romantic comedy and a flight manual. It's for the couple who knows that love is the engine, but humor is the oil that keeps the pistons from seizing up when things get hot.

Three strangers. One apartment. Zero peace. A grumpy masked man who thinks toast is a food group, a shirtless idol who treats the kitchen like his concert stage, and a girl who just wanted a nap-what could possibly go wrong? (Spoiler: everything.) Add a curious neighbor who may or may not be watching them from her window with binoculars, a cat that might be possessed, and a very suspicious suitcase no one's allowed to open... and you've got the start of something wonderfully chaotic. Just don't ask what's under the couch.

Learn how to survive a first day of school, how to survive an elephant attack, how to survive slipping on ice and much much more!

This is a short guide for girls about to go into Middle School. I just got out of Middle School. This might not be the same for everyone but at least I'm trying. There will also be some period hacks in this book, please do not read if you are not comfortable hearing about them. There will be tips and tricks to getting through Middle school. Thanks for reading!

Another survival book but for boys this time, this 1 is only being written my one of us, ladypotatoes so let's get started.

Disclaimer: NOT going to solve your problems. Do you too find these seven years of life, where you are sandwiched between childhood and adulthood difficult? I am here to cry with you bro. Slow Updates!!!!!! All work is my own and original Don't even think of plagiarizing.. ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!

Claura is a Awesome, fun and carefree Girl who Has a smart and hilarious Solution to Every Problem. one day she and her friends decide to Go in the unknown mythical forest which seems to Haunted...... will she be brave or will she scare the poor ghosts away with her witty sarcasm? 😂 Only one way to find out!!

Im Aoi Uma.I am a magical girl and i am here to tell you magical girls what do if your one.

A little guide I made about six months ago when I was bored. I have watched way too much of The Walking Dead and Fear the Walking Dead.

Best friends Sophia and Bree have got it all figured out. The start of the new year always comes with new goals. And this year, they want to be popular. All they have to do is follow Sophia's Middle School Survival Guide, the list that promises them instant popularity, But becoming popular comes with a price. And when everything begins falling apart around them, they realize that maybe, just maybe, they don't need popularity to be happy.

This "book" is basically how I survived every grade of school starting in Jk(junior kindergarten) to grade 7...

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Criss is a thirtysomething year old who struggles through life and wants to help you struggle through life less. That's why she wrote this survival guide. Step by step she will take you through all the problems us millennials (I too shudder at the word, but it's going to feature in the guide a lot, so you better get used to it now) face on a daily basis. Fun things like anxiety, a financial crisis, a pandemic, technology taking over our lives, a quarter life crisis and the constant feeling of guilt over being privileged, but still being unhappy.

Ever wanted a how to guide on how to survive in the SCP verse? Look no further! This guide will give you all the tips and tricks you could possibly need to survive death and fates worse than it! Warning: Not all tips can save you from death or fates worse than it. Sometimes you're just screwed.

I joined this place not to long ago, and I knew one thing. There are many different people here and so I needed to make friends and things. This is a rundown of everyone you might meet there.

There is a reason humans fear the dark. You might have forgotten that reason, secure in your sprawling village, but it has not forgotten you. It waits at the edge of society, still afraid to step into the light. It waits beyond the trees. You would do best not to disturb it when you visit the forest.