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Lyrix never asked for this life-
A life full of ketchup eggs, exploding science experiments, and a brother who thinks dumping slime on her head is a "crowning ceremony."
Between surviving school, battling her nemesis Delphina, dodging embarrassing moments with Jaxon, and escaping Zeno's evil pranks, Lyrix's diary is proof that some kids are just born with bad luck.
From running like a potato in P.E. to starting accidental cafeteria wars, Lyrix's life is a full-time comedy show she didn't sign up for.
Packed with chaos, laughs, and a little bit of "sFfggV!!" madness, this diary shows what happens when surviving middle school feels harder than surviving an actual zombie apocalypse.