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Come aboard the SS Grandma-Was-A-G for three hours of dancing, drinking, live entertainment, and other debauchery as we sail in a circle on the beautiful Pacific Ocean.
Cruises depart nightly at 10pm.
Discount tickets available at East Highland Dairy - "Beer so cheap you'll cream!"
* please note we only accept bitcoin, ethereum, and unmarked bills. OFFER DOGECOIN, WALK THE PLANK.
**price of admission includes one drink.
***two-drink minimum purchase required to depart craft upon completion of cruise.
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While settling Marie's estate after her death, Fez and Ash discover that their grandma was prepared to launch a new business venture just before her stroke eight years ago put her in a coma.
Now saddled with a luxury party yacht, a liquor license, and an overwhelming desire to not deal with this shit, Fezco signs Grandma's last business venture over to his 13 year-old brother Ashtray and his brother's new bff / business partner, Suze Howard (yes, his grumpy little brother is best friends with his girlfriend's alcoholic mother what's your problem you got a problem?).
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this is a work of fanfiction featuring characters and backstory from HBO's Euphoria.
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