Historias de Swagdoons

These are quick 1,000+ word chapters of random 1 am Lifsteal and pride duo ideas I had. (This book will not be posted on often.) Almost all of my chapters will focus on ships and violence.

Ashswag and Squiddo work together at a coffee shop and Reddons works as a manager of a car dealership and a business co-owner. Ashswag is sleep deprived.

This is in a school au were branzy is younger than clown because 20 year olds at a school...yikes:3 This fanfic also includes: Swagdoons,Havoc duo,Pride duo,and others

The world is ending... but somehow, that's not the worst part. Between zombie attacks, unpredictable magic, and a group of wildly different survivors just trying their best, chaos is guaranteed. Planet, Spoke, Clown, Branzy, Ashswag, Reddoons, Mapicc, and Rekrap never planned for this- but they did choose to face it together. They're friends. They've got weapons, weird ideas, and maybe half a plan. The end of the world is here. Too bad none of them are taking it seriously.

Lifesteal High is not your average school. Sure, there are teachers, tests, and the occasional fire drill - but also? Sword-fighting talent shows, chaotic baking disasters, sleepovers that definitely go off the rails, and way too much yelling in the hallways. At the center of the madness are Pride Duo - Planet and Spoke - who bicker like siblings but somehow always end up in the same mess (or baking team). Around them, disaster duos like Clownzy (ClownPierce & Branzy), Swagdoons (Ashswag & Reddons), and Mutiny Duo (PrinceZam & Wemmbu) argue their way through school life with questionable logic and too much energy. There's no grand plot - just friendship, chaos, field trips, flirtation, and the occasional emotional breakdown in the locker room. You know. High school things. Will they survive the school year? Probably. Will they survive each other? ...Debatable.

a friend of both ash and red needed help, so he asked them for help. they both decided to help him. in the process, they found each other.

Ermm so yea swagdoons So yes I have been gone for like months but its okay because I'm back with a new story and I hope everyone enjoys!! -------------- Red and ash have been on opposing sides since forever but due to a common enemy the two are forced to work together

DISCONTINUED 😞 THIS STORY WAS MADE BEFORE I WAS AWARE OF REDDOONS NEW BOUNDARIES. IF HE FEELS UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THIS STORY, I WILL TAKE IT DOWN, BUT UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE IT WILL BE KEPT UP ON WATTPAD, TAKEN DOWN ON AO3. KEEP IN MIND THAT I SHIP THE C! AND NOT THE CC! OG oneshot by @Afternoonvibes_ A Lifesteal SMP Fic!!!! yay :D Except I forgot everything after around a year I decided to write this fic cause of the fricking lack of Swagdoons fics- Like there's a few oneshots and I think only one actual fic- So I decided to turn one of the oneshots into a book! :D What's the story about: What I wanna do with this fic, is prob gonna change a few things from the original oneshot ofc, so I just made only Red and Ash infected as I feel like it'll spice the things up a little! :D And now for the actual info, Red and Ash both get hit with a almost deadly virus and are brought to a hospital with special care. Both of them hate it in the room as they're stuck together... I don't think it's good that 2 rivals are stuck in a room together, don't you think? After being in the hospital for what seemed like months, they started to grow a little bond together! Ships: Swagdoons- (duh) And maybe some other idk man (¡REMEMBER I ONLY SHIP THE C! NOT THE CC!) I have no idea about warnings tbh- I SUCK AT WARNINGS PLEASE DON'T BE MAD AT ME :( I'll put a warning sometimes in the book- but yeah... uhm... ENJOY! :D OK QUICK THING I SHIP THE CHARACTERS NOT THE PERSON IRL---

a silly lifesteal smp modern au i've wanted to write for a while now. a simple collection of one shots, shitposts, headcanons and whatever else i feel like including! -- requests are semi-open; i decide what i want to write and when. please note that this story may be taken down at any point by request of any ccs mentioned. ↳ bk ☆ 2024

fueled on requests so please make one (so far discontinued- check recent a/n)

A Unstable Universe fanfic I made about swagdoons cause they're so in love but Ash is toxic so :( I MADE IT INTO A ONESHOT THINGY BUT IM GONNA KEEP THE OTHER DESCRIPTION!! SOME one shots may continue into stories if y'all want, but it'd be in a separate book, I'll tell you about it though HAVE FUN READING!!!

Ashswag serves this ''Reddoons'' guy a coffee, and in his sleep deprived form, spells his name wrong, (oops-). Oh and by the way, he hates Red's ego! OR Red goes to a local coffee shop and gets a coffee, realising the poor guy spelt his name wrong and decides to keep coming back cuz he found it funny. (Yes, you can start waving your pride flags now.) NOTES: 1) I DO NOT ship them in real life, I only ship the characters. 2) If either Red or Ash say they are uncomfortable with being shipped, this and all future fanfics will be taken down. 3) This is my first fanfiction! I understand it will be horribly cringe and probably have a million mistakes but uh- never mind XD Enjoy!

2 awful enemies or some fucking shit ashswag and reddoons, GOD they hate eachother now kys 🙄

I know what you two are booster says looking at the other two in the room

Some oneshots of ships I like. Mostly clownzy and swagdoons. Updates may not be regular. I will not write smut. IF ANY LIFESTEAL SMP MEMBERS ARE NOT OK WITH THIS BOOK I WILL TAKE IT DOWN! thanks for reading!! <3 if you have any requests leave them in A/N comments! I did not make the cover art.

Ash fallen in love.

♡No smut, js fluff♡ Ashswagg lives in a tiny house, there was nothing exciting Abt Ash's life really. one day, he got a random love letter with a lavender, the letter read : "dear Ellius, i send you your favorite flower and i wanted to say that I've liked you for a very long time. i moved to Florida before i got to express my feelings, please forgive me. ily, do you feel the same way? i understand if you don't feel the same, please write back love, Reddoons" Ash decided to reply for fun, oh would he know this is only the beginning of their love story !! IF ASH AND REDDOONS ARE NOT COMFORTABLE WITH SHIPPING I WILL TAKE THIS DOWN !! now let the story begin Note : English is not my first language so I'm sorry if it has any grammar mistakes

i do not ship them irl this is just shipping their oc's !Ships! -Swagdoons -Clownzy !Warnings! -fruity -yandere clown? ;-; -blood -murder if any of these things make you uncomfortable please click off

The cover is made by OakFlorist on Twitter! Please give me requests. I don't ship the IRL people only the characters.