Swamppeople Stories

This is a fanfic from the series swamp people Staring the Landry family and little girl Mercy

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This gorilla has never been to Lower Creauteaux. Despite never setting foot there and not knowing a damn thing about the place, she embodies everything noble and virtuous about Lower Creauteaux. Now if you put her on the back of a flatbed trailer and drove about an hour into the swamp and set her in front of Hebert's Lounge, she wouldn't look at all out of place. And if she's sitting there in front of Hebert's Lounge and it's a little past 10 AM, there's a high likelihood that a one Clovis Fontenot will stumble out and attempt to get amorous with her. In fact, last week Clovis tried the same thing with Clarice Pitre, but unlike this gorilla she is by no means noble and virtuous. On the other hand, if he were to approach Precious Boudreaux the reigning gumbo queen, Clovis would get his ass beaten to a bloody pulp. So if you're a blue concrete gorilla, it's probably best to stay where you are, in front of that gas station on Hwy 90. But that doesn't mean you have to remain where you are. Unlike a concrete gorilla you don't need to wait for someone to drive you on a flatbed trailer to visit Lower Creauteaux. Also you can run from Clovis Fontenot while a concrete gorilla gotta sit there and take it. So come on down. But a few rules of etiquette, first, don't go off and look at anybody wrong, they'll beat your ass beat to a bloody pulp. Secondly, if come across a fella peddling a ten speed in a Ninja suit, leave him be. That's Hershell Pitre III on his way to the Himalayas to study with the Shaolin priests so he can return and battle the chupacabras raiding folks cabbage patches. Finally, make sure you seek out Aunt Edna Boudreaux. If Aunt Edna takes a shine to you, she might just bring you into her kitchen and let you sample some of her world-famous turtle soup, the one with the Afordisac in it. But be warned, just a little sip, don't go crazy like Clovis Fontenot, otherwise you may find yourself in front of Hebert's Lounge trying to get amorous with a concrete gorilla.