Истории Swamps

COMPLETE The marsh remembers, even when the clan tries to forget. After the death of a cat he loves, Toadpaw begins receiving dreams that no apprentice was meant to bear. Voices from beyond the stars call his name. A forgotten tragedy claws its way back into the present, and a curse slowly tightens its grip on MarshClan. Torn between the life he wants and the destiny being forced upon him, Toadpaw must uncover what ancient wrong still poisons his home. Can Toadpaw right the wrong before more cats die? Or will he be too late? Follow Toadpaw through his highest highs and lowest lowes, and pad alongside him in the journey of life A WARRIOR CAT ORIGINAL NOVEL

This story involves the historical moments about how grug and shrek met. This story includes cursing and homophobia.

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After Shrek's divorce, he is sad. Danny DeVito is too single. A crazy chance that they meet happened. What will happen in their relationship?

You are just a normal school girl but a bad boy ruins your life... Y/N -your name Helga- your BFF Shrek -the local bad boy 😏 Donkey -Shrek's BFF

The Village of Byol is a most vile place. The lords and ladys that govern it are callous and consumed by greed. While they sit in safe and warm manor homes, feasting on many fine beasts, the people of the village are left to wither and fear that which dwells in the nearby marshes. The Marshes claim many victims each year, most of which are the lives of the brave hunters who must enter the marshes in search of food. They encounter many beast, but none are so majestic and beautiful as the Kelpie, the shining Waterhorse of the murky marshes.

Shrek has been in his swamp for quite some time. Feeling alone and a bit annoyed by his best and only friend, Donkey, he seems to feel empty inside. Fiona married Farquad and the kingdom grew. Shrek began to go into a state of anger and frustration, until one day, you came upon a swamp trying to find "Happily Ever After", until you stumble into a famous and familiar ogre. Is this the end of your life? Or the beginning to the "happily ever after" you were searching for? -If you watch SnapCube, you will love this-

What happens when a ogre meets a hot, sweaty businessman? What happens when swampy green mixes with spray tan orange. What new and exiting colours shall bloom from this exotic, exhilarating fantasy?

The story of what happens when two kids try to kill the monster that's been plaguing their village for generations.

Every night for the past month, ash has been dreaming about this life of love and lust with a red haired girl. She wakes up every day in a sweat from the intensity of the dream. Everything seems so real in their world, but when she tightens her best and straps on her boots, the hunt is on. Ashley Sinclair is known as the best witch hunter along the east coast. She has dedicated her life to expelling all witches and warlocks into oblivion even if a special red head is always on her mind. This story is my first serious one that I'm going to try my best to focus on ! It's going to start with ash hunting in the woods so be prepared for a bit of gore. Please comment and rate!

Joe Cool and Justin Question The Existence Of Black People Joe Cool was at home, on an ordinary day. He saw a black person out his window. The prophecy was true! Black people do exist! The next day, Joe Cool went to go see the royal squire Bean, and told him of what he saw. Bean did not beleive him, and denied him entrance to King Justin's castle. But Joe Cool used ninja skills to get into King Justin's castle. Out of nowhere, there was a cat blocking the stairs- it was Crookedstar, Leader Of RiverClan! Joe Cool knew that he couldnt continue on, or Crooked would use his stand to flood the castle. Joe Cool just ran downstairs to get away, and ran into Ouse. Ouse, being the stereotypical nice canadian he is, helped Joe Cool traverse the castle. But sadly, Ouse was a blind mouse, and could not show him the way. But at least Joe still got some helpful tips. In the basement, Joe found a secret tunnel that went through Shrek's Outhouse. No human has ever gone there and survived in that disguisting hellhole. There were lewd anime girls everywhere, chasing him down and trying to kill him using their queefs. That didnt work, because Joe brought a gas mask. Joe managed to escape Shrek's Outhouse. And he took some pictures to wank off to later. He had reached the mess hall of Justin's Castle. All the mods were sitting there eating cummy wummies. Then, Joe noticed something in the corner- a PacMan costume. Joe puts it on, then Nico and Chloe turn around and see Pacman. They take no notice of him, and Pacman just walks right by. Joe was finally at Justin's Throne Room. Joe burst in and said "Black people are real, I have photographic proof!" Justin responded- "How the fuck did you get that picture? I thought I locked up all the black people in the cellar and created a conspiracy that they didnt exist?" "Well, you forgot one. Mayuri." Justin screamed "OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!!!!!!!!" and Joe Cool was never heard from again.

Not gonna lie this is pretty dank stuff based on a true story

-cheating -beloved cartoon characters -surprises -plot twists -happy ending

somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me

A Shrek x Reader story. Is this the start of something beautiful? I probably should've specified A LONG TIME AGO that this is, in fact, a joke.

How will you like it if every man fell in love with the sound of your name. Julia, is the princess of the Kingdom of Mordrivale. Daughter of Samuel and Rachel. Julia is sick in tired of men dropping by and asking to marry her. And they don't even know her. Julia is forced in meeting the Prince of Evergreen, Issac. While she gets to meet him and start to grow a connection toward him, Issac is suppose to be wed with another Princess. But at the same time there other Princes trying to get Julia's attention. Can she decided on weather to pick Issac or not. Or does Issac decides to marry his Princess?

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