Swine Stories

Rich, juices running, pork crackling, swine

You can't always get what you want...

A Twilight Parody meant for Twi-hards and notso Twi-hards everywhere.

Just read it I make random rhymes in my head and then proceed to write them down. This is about to sound real emo but I swear I'm not emo so stop thinking I'm emo.

A Journal that Odysseus kept on his journey home. Part One of the Odyssey that I did in class. Hope you enjoy. What was Odysseus thinking as he sacrificed his men to the Scylla? Or let his men do what was forbade? Or taunting Polyphemus? One thing for sure is Odysseus never loses hope of home, of Itheca, of his family. Never.

Art. Clearly.

I'm Faylah Ootori Kyoya's younger twin. I know, I know, Kyoya has a twin? Yeah, that's me. My parents hate me so they sent me to military school. The worst. I didn't even learn anything really. But now I'm going to school with him. Pretty cool right? Wrong. It may not seem like it but Kyoya has the biggest crush on my BFF Tazetin Hartenhi. Who is in love with Tamaki Suoh. And the worst part: I have the biggest crush on him. Weird he's my older brother. But what's not to like? Nothing. (Switch the first and the second around unless it's in the right place. make it make sense)

What would you do if you woke up to a horrific scene on what you thought was a normal Saturday afternoon? Probably ask questions which is what Nickki Listet starts doing .This is her story of what she goes through after Dr.Greystine flore purposely infects the world with no.15. A supposed cure for the swine flu.

This is a story of tragedy, loss, revenge, and piglets. Please and by all means, Enjoy.

Elle (pronounced EL) Germanotta and her mother, Stefani, better known as Lady Gaga, live in New York City with their three dogs Asia, Gustav, and Koji. Other than Gustav and Koji, there are no other men in Elle's life. Her father was nothing but a Swine. Just an animal trying to act real special. He did bad things to her mother and she never wants to see that pig-inside-a-human-body again. But what happens when he comes back and Gaga is too scared to tell him no? Will Elle be able to protect her mother? Will she be able to protect herself? AGES Elle : 16 Gaga : 31 Elle's father : 36