T2f Stories

(BLOOD WARNING. Also, don't expect this to be a masterpiece or anything, but I really did put weeks of effort into this.) It's a cool October Saturday, and while the mercs are out driving around to get some lunch, they stumble upon a huge billboard ad for a haunted house--Merasmus's haunted house, to be exact. While they are aware of the threat he is, they decide to visit it anyway since they could totallyyyyyyy take him on. After all, as long as they pack their weapons, what's the worse that can happen?